These folks have guts — I feel naughty if I do it in the shower. Here are 10 less-than-conventional places where folks have done the personal deed: At Work: Whether you work in the mail room or as a high class judge (anyone remember the Donald Thompson fiasco a few years back? Apparently murder trials can be sexy), masturbation has no career limitations. Driving: You know how they say not to drive while under the influence? I’m pretty sure the point of climax could be considered a source of influence. Please stop, I don’t want to die because you were bored in your car. In a Dressing Room: Maybe to see what that new outfit would look like with a nice, flushed look on your face? In a Movie Theater: Did you not learn from Pee-wee’s Paul Reubens’s little incident? At the Meat Counter: No, this isn’t a pun on words. A Safeway worker in Colorado was recently charged for tugging his sausage behind the deli. I’m pretty sure that’s not the daily special that was advertised. At Church: Several people have admitted to doing the deed at church — now what do you suppose God thinks of that? On a Plane: In bathrooms on the plane, or, for the truly daring, at your seat. I never knew flying was so sexy. In the Woods: While you’re giving Bambi a peep show, be sure to watch out for poison ivy … wouldn’t want to get that in certain areas. During Class: Okay, I get the hot teacher thing, but what I really want to know about this one is how is that possible? Sitting Beside Friends: Whether it’s on the couch, car, or bed, lots of people have gotten themselves off right alongside their friends and they were none the wiser. I just really hope that I’ve never been one of those friends. Come on, spill. Have you ever pleased yourself in a not-so-conventional locale? Image via Steve Keys/Flickr
