Turns out all my friends have spent years squatting. Years! Then it dawned on me that these women are the ones responsible for why when I go to sit there is spray all over the place. Sometimes I’ve even looked at the floor and thought, Ladies, how is it you’ve splashed more than a toddler toilet training or any ex-boyfriend I’ve had who clearly didn’t know how to aim? So as a favor to all the women out there who do this, here I present you with the facts: You’re being loo-dicrous. OK, that’s not a real fact. I just wanted to use that pun. Fact: A toilet seat is said to be one of the cleanest things you’ll come across in terms of microorganisms and is even one of the cleanest items in the home. Usually there is about 200 times more fecal bacteria on the average cutting board than on a toilet seat. GROSS. I could rest my case there. But no, I’m still going. Sit tight ladies — clearly you are anyway. Fact: You can’t catch a urine infection by using a public toilet, HOWEVER, your behaviour in the public bathroom COULD. And by not emptying your bladder completely you could be exposing yourself to potentially harmful bacteria. This can then increase your chances of getting a urinary tract infection, like cystitis. As a sufferer of this painful and annoying problem I can attest to the fact this is not something you want. Convinced yet? I mean, at the end of the day you’re only keeping the seat cleaner for me so I don’t know why I’m worried really. I just won’t want the rest of the female population to have better “Toblerone tunnels” than me. Yep, that’s also a thing. Or the sheer annoyance having to squat during regular trips to the public toilet in an average working day. Another of my friends puts toilet paper down on the seat first. Ain’t nobody got time for that. This post was written by Stephanie Bedo and originally appeared on News.com.au. It was reprinted with permission.
