Since giving birth to my daughter, I’ve learned that mothers will take any opportunity to one up one another. Don’t believe me? This week I read about parents who were challenging one another on whose baby’s poop smelled better. Really. Can we talk about this, moms? Specifically about how STUPID all these “mompetitions” (yup, it’s in the Urban Dictionary) make us look? You may think you “won” something when your kid walks at 9 months and hers at 10, but what exactly is it she’s losing … huh? Next time you are tempted to go into a full on “my kid takes a crap and unicorns come running out” brag, I want you to think of the following, m’kay? Have you heard moms getting competitive about #4? What do you say? Image via C.J. Burton/Corbis
title: “What Real Losers Look Like In The Mommy Competition Games Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-11” author: “Ron Milazzo”
Since giving birth to my daughter, I’ve learned that mothers will take any opportunity to one up one another. Don’t believe me? This week I read about parents who were challenging one another on whose baby’s poop smelled better. Really. Can we talk about this, moms? Specifically about how STUPID all these “mompetitions” (yup, it’s in the Urban Dictionary) make us look? You may think you “won” something when your kid walks at 9 months and hers at 10, but what exactly is it she’s losing … huh? Next time you are tempted to go into a full on “my kid takes a crap and unicorns come running out” brag, I want you to think of the following, m’kay? Have you heard moms getting competitive about #4? What do you say? Image via C.J. Burton/Corbis
title: “What Real Losers Look Like In The Mommy Competition Games Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-07” author: “Debra Setzer”
Since giving birth to my daughter, I’ve learned that mothers will take any opportunity to one up one another. Don’t believe me? This week I read about parents who were challenging one another on whose baby’s poop smelled better. Really. Can we talk about this, moms? Specifically about how STUPID all these “mompetitions” (yup, it’s in the Urban Dictionary) make us look? You may think you “won” something when your kid walks at 9 months and hers at 10, but what exactly is it she’s losing … huh? Next time you are tempted to go into a full on “my kid takes a crap and unicorns come running out” brag, I want you to think of the following, m’kay? Have you heard moms getting competitive about #4? What do you say? Image via C.J. Burton/Corbis
title: “What Real Losers Look Like In The Mommy Competition Games Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-23” author: “Leda Fite”
Since giving birth to my daughter, I’ve learned that mothers will take any opportunity to one up one another. Don’t believe me? This week I read about parents who were challenging one another on whose baby’s poop smelled better. Really. Can we talk about this, moms? Specifically about how STUPID all these “mompetitions” (yup, it’s in the Urban Dictionary) make us look? You may think you “won” something when your kid walks at 9 months and hers at 10, but what exactly is it she’s losing … huh? Next time you are tempted to go into a full on “my kid takes a crap and unicorns come running out” brag, I want you to think of the following, m’kay? Have you heard moms getting competitive about #4? What do you say? Image via C.J. Burton/Corbis
title: “What Real Losers Look Like In The Mommy Competition Games Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-25” author: “Tracy Guffey”
Since giving birth to my daughter, I’ve learned that mothers will take any opportunity to one up one another. Don’t believe me? This week I read about parents who were challenging one another on whose baby’s poop smelled better. Really. Can we talk about this, moms? Specifically about how STUPID all these “mompetitions” (yup, it’s in the Urban Dictionary) make us look? You may think you “won” something when your kid walks at 9 months and hers at 10, but what exactly is it she’s losing … huh? Next time you are tempted to go into a full on “my kid takes a crap and unicorns come running out” brag, I want you to think of the following, m’kay? Have you heard moms getting competitive about #4? What do you say? Image via C.J. Burton/Corbis
title: “What Real Losers Look Like In The Mommy Competition Games Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-17” author: “Pamela Sapp”
Since giving birth to my daughter, I’ve learned that mothers will take any opportunity to one up one another. Don’t believe me? This week I read about parents who were challenging one another on whose baby’s poop smelled better. Really. Can we talk about this, moms? Specifically about how STUPID all these “mompetitions” (yup, it’s in the Urban Dictionary) make us look? You may think you “won” something when your kid walks at 9 months and hers at 10, but what exactly is it she’s losing … huh? Next time you are tempted to go into a full on “my kid takes a crap and unicorns come running out” brag, I want you to think of the following, m’kay? Have you heard moms getting competitive about #4? What do you say? Image via C.J. Burton/Corbis
title: “What Real Losers Look Like In The Mommy Competition Games Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-08” author: “Eugene Mcnorton”
Since giving birth to my daughter, I’ve learned that mothers will take any opportunity to one up one another. Don’t believe me? This week I read about parents who were challenging one another on whose baby’s poop smelled better. Really. Can we talk about this, moms? Specifically about how STUPID all these “mompetitions” (yup, it’s in the Urban Dictionary) make us look? You may think you “won” something when your kid walks at 9 months and hers at 10, but what exactly is it she’s losing … huh? Next time you are tempted to go into a full on “my kid takes a crap and unicorns come running out” brag, I want you to think of the following, m’kay? Have you heard moms getting competitive about #4? What do you say? Image via C.J. Burton/Corbis
