It was irreverent, well made, and size inclusive — almost everything was available up to a size 2XL. Guess Kylie didn’t realize as many things about body diversity as we’d hoped. But because we are nothing if not committed, Jess and I spent $600 at Kylizzle’s store — and we’re here to tell you how everything fit. Here’s our THICK! verdict. Quality-wise, this hoodie was thick and warm, but not worth $80 of human money. The THICK! trim up the arms felt like it was hot-glued on. Too expensive for what it is. But this hoodie ($80, The Kylie Shop) still had issues. “It was SO THIN!” said Jess. “I could almost see my soul through it. It’s more like a long-sleeved t-shirt than a hoodie.” And, of course, this shirt is only available up to XL. sad trombone Second, what in the Hot Wheels copyright infringement hell. Third, the black of this sweatshirt didn’t match the black of my jeans, which is an actual nightmare. Finally, no. Just no, in every language, throughout time. Readers, that is exactly the point. Not only is this pink two-piece ($60, The Kylie Shop) more restrictive than the tightest pair of Spanx, it’s also COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT. Seriously. If I turned around, you would see my soul. I am more naked than naked, on the internet, in public, in this outfit. I am so deeply embarrassed by this, guys. It’s nearly pornographic. Jess told me later that this set isn’t meant to be worn alone, as Kylie styled it — you’re meant to wear the bike shorts under your sweatpants so that you can see the THICK! band peeking overtop. So this is underwear… that you need to wear underwear… with? I’m so confused. The designs weren’t as cute (but luckily, nothing made us cringe this time around). The sizing was not inclusive. We wanted to like Kylie Jenner’s new merch line, what with the supposed uplifting message — but it didn’t live up to the hype. We look forward to Kylizzle realizing things about what it truly means to celebrate body diversity in 2017.
title: “We Tried Kylie Jenner S Thick Merch Here S The Verdict” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-14” author: “Diana Reeder”
It was irreverent, well made, and size inclusive — almost everything was available up to a size 2XL. Guess Kylie didn’t realize as many things about body diversity as we’d hoped. But because we are nothing if not committed, Jess and I spent $600 at Kylizzle’s store — and we’re here to tell you how everything fit. Here’s our THICK! verdict. Quality-wise, this hoodie was thick and warm, but not worth $80 of human money. The THICK! trim up the arms felt like it was hot-glued on. Too expensive for what it is. But this hoodie ($80, The Kylie Shop) still had issues. “It was SO THIN!” said Jess. “I could almost see my soul through it. It’s more like a long-sleeved t-shirt than a hoodie.” And, of course, this shirt is only available up to XL. sad trombone Second, what in the Hot Wheels copyright infringement hell. Third, the black of this sweatshirt didn’t match the black of my jeans, which is an actual nightmare. Finally, no. Just no, in every language, throughout time. Readers, that is exactly the point. Not only is this pink two-piece ($60, The Kylie Shop) more restrictive than the tightest pair of Spanx, it’s also COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT. Seriously. If I turned around, you would see my soul. I am more naked than naked, on the internet, in public, in this outfit. I am so deeply embarrassed by this, guys. It’s nearly pornographic. Jess told me later that this set isn’t meant to be worn alone, as Kylie styled it — you’re meant to wear the bike shorts under your sweatpants so that you can see the THICK! band peeking overtop. So this is underwear… that you need to wear underwear… with? I’m so confused. The designs weren’t as cute (but luckily, nothing made us cringe this time around). The sizing was not inclusive. We wanted to like Kylie Jenner’s new merch line, what with the supposed uplifting message — but it didn’t live up to the hype. We look forward to Kylizzle realizing things about what it truly means to celebrate body diversity in 2017.
title: “We Tried Kylie Jenner S Thick Merch Here S The Verdict” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-25” author: “Ollie Shepherd”
It was irreverent, well made, and size inclusive — almost everything was available up to a size 2XL. Guess Kylie didn’t realize as many things about body diversity as we’d hoped. But because we are nothing if not committed, Jess and I spent $600 at Kylizzle’s store — and we’re here to tell you how everything fit. Here’s our THICK! verdict. Quality-wise, this hoodie was thick and warm, but not worth $80 of human money. The THICK! trim up the arms felt like it was hot-glued on. Too expensive for what it is. But this hoodie ($80, The Kylie Shop) still had issues. “It was SO THIN!” said Jess. “I could almost see my soul through it. It’s more like a long-sleeved t-shirt than a hoodie.” And, of course, this shirt is only available up to XL. sad trombone Second, what in the Hot Wheels copyright infringement hell. Third, the black of this sweatshirt didn’t match the black of my jeans, which is an actual nightmare. Finally, no. Just no, in every language, throughout time. Readers, that is exactly the point. Not only is this pink two-piece ($60, The Kylie Shop) more restrictive than the tightest pair of Spanx, it’s also COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT. Seriously. If I turned around, you would see my soul. I am more naked than naked, on the internet, in public, in this outfit. I am so deeply embarrassed by this, guys. It’s nearly pornographic. Jess told me later that this set isn’t meant to be worn alone, as Kylie styled it — you’re meant to wear the bike shorts under your sweatpants so that you can see the THICK! band peeking overtop. So this is underwear… that you need to wear underwear… with? I’m so confused. The designs weren’t as cute (but luckily, nothing made us cringe this time around). The sizing was not inclusive. We wanted to like Kylie Jenner’s new merch line, what with the supposed uplifting message — but it didn’t live up to the hype. We look forward to Kylizzle realizing things about what it truly means to celebrate body diversity in 2017.
