You can’t open up Instagram without seeing style bloggers and celebrities magically lifting their cleavage with one of these gravity-defying boob holders. But are these bras actually any good? Can real people, not just perfect Instagram people, actually wear them? Jess and I found out. We tried six of the most popular stick-on bras to see which one is ACTUALLY the best… and which belong in the trash. “I stand by my last review — this bra is trash for women with bigger breasts. My titties aren’t even that big, and I have NO support from this.” We don’t know who the Sneaky Vaunt actually works for, but it isn’t either of us. “It covered my nipples, but that’s it,” said Jess. Though the bra itself felt like two heavy chicken cutlets, it definitely lifted and defined my boobs. The soft silicone also added what felt like an extra cup size, which I wasn’t about to kick out of bed. Secondly, the adhesive on the NuBra is POWERFUL, and there’s no “blank” spot in the middle to protect your nipples. Wear pasties, guys, or you’ll lose an areola. “When I saw this bra, it looked like pasties to me,” Jess said. “But I tried it on, and I was surprised! The NuBra stayed on, it made my titties look amazing, and I wasn’t worrying about flashing everyone.” We both felt confident enough in the NuBra to wear it in our real lives. “I’d wear this to a wedding without worrying about flashing anyone,” said Jess. “I don’t want to flash anyone unless I’m the bride.” While it covered my nipples, it also seemed to push my breasts farther apart. NOT GREAT, BOB. The adhesive on this Victoria’s Secret bra was so weaksauce, it wouldn’t even hold the (very light) cups on her chest. Overall, we did not like Victoria’s stick-on secret. “NO,” said Jess, when I asked for her review. “NO THANK YOU.” We feel disrespected, Victoria’s Secret. You can do better than this. While we usually like the same things, we don’t ALWAYS. That’s OK! Different people (and boobs) like different things (and bras). But it didn’t. The drawstring was so stiff that the cups barely moved, and the cups themselves were so large that they hid any cleavage I might have developed. Can you imagine if I wore this under any clothing? NIGHTMARE. “The only good thing about this bra is that it kind of looked like mermaid shells,” said Jess. “That’s the only nice thing I can say about it.” I’m a size 30D wearing size C, and this was a revelation. Damn. DAAAAAAAMN. My smaller boobs give this bra five stars, while Jess’ melons give them two. Breast buyer, beware. We learned that even though stick-on bras SEEM like the solution to all your underwire-hating problems, they often cause more issues than they solve. We learned that if an Instagram product seems too good to be true, it probably is.
title: “We Tried 6 Stick On Bras Here S The Best One” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-22” author: “Andrew Zimmerman”
You can’t open up Instagram without seeing style bloggers and celebrities magically lifting their cleavage with one of these gravity-defying boob holders. But are these bras actually any good? Can real people, not just perfect Instagram people, actually wear them? Jess and I found out. We tried six of the most popular stick-on bras to see which one is ACTUALLY the best… and which belong in the trash. “I stand by my last review — this bra is trash for women with bigger breasts. My titties aren’t even that big, and I have NO support from this.” We don’t know who the Sneaky Vaunt actually works for, but it isn’t either of us. “It covered my nipples, but that’s it,” said Jess. Though the bra itself felt like two heavy chicken cutlets, it definitely lifted and defined my boobs. The soft silicone also added what felt like an extra cup size, which I wasn’t about to kick out of bed. Secondly, the adhesive on the NuBra is POWERFUL, and there’s no “blank” spot in the middle to protect your nipples. Wear pasties, guys, or you’ll lose an areola. “When I saw this bra, it looked like pasties to me,” Jess said. “But I tried it on, and I was surprised! The NuBra stayed on, it made my titties look amazing, and I wasn’t worrying about flashing everyone.” We both felt confident enough in the NuBra to wear it in our real lives. “I’d wear this to a wedding without worrying about flashing anyone,” said Jess. “I don’t want to flash anyone unless I’m the bride.” While it covered my nipples, it also seemed to push my breasts farther apart. NOT GREAT, BOB. The adhesive on this Victoria’s Secret bra was so weaksauce, it wouldn’t even hold the (very light) cups on her chest. Overall, we did not like Victoria’s stick-on secret. “NO,” said Jess, when I asked for her review. “NO THANK YOU.” We feel disrespected, Victoria’s Secret. You can do better than this. While we usually like the same things, we don’t ALWAYS. That’s OK! Different people (and boobs) like different things (and bras). But it didn’t. The drawstring was so stiff that the cups barely moved, and the cups themselves were so large that they hid any cleavage I might have developed. Can you imagine if I wore this under any clothing? NIGHTMARE. “The only good thing about this bra is that it kind of looked like mermaid shells,” said Jess. “That’s the only nice thing I can say about it.” I’m a size 30D wearing size C, and this was a revelation. Damn. DAAAAAAAMN. My smaller boobs give this bra five stars, while Jess’ melons give them two. Breast buyer, beware. We learned that even though stick-on bras SEEM like the solution to all your underwire-hating problems, they often cause more issues than they solve. We learned that if an Instagram product seems too good to be true, it probably is.