As “Mean Girls” taught us, Halloween is the one night a year that you can go all out and dress as sexy as you want to. In 2004, when “Mean Girls” came out, The Plastics wore lingerie and animal ears. But it’s 2017 now, and that means that when we do Sexy Halloween, we look to none other than online thotporium Fashion Nova. That’s right: Fashion Nova, Instagram’s No. 1 destination for cheap, tight, often confusing clothing, has Halloween costumes. We tried them out to see how sexy they REALLY are. Plus, can we be real? Catwoman always has the best outfits — and this Cat Fight costume ($80, Fashion Nova) DID look pretty legit online. But I know by now that, when it comes to the ol’ Fashion Nova, what you see isn’t always what you get. So I had concerns… right up until the point that I slithered into this catsuit. $80 for a costume is NOT cheap, and guessing at sizing is kind of rough. There was room for another person in the top of the costume, which is great news if you’re busty, but not so great if you’re a little less gifted in the boobular region. Additionally, the legs and arms were very long, but the torso was short as hell. This meant labial wedgies galore. “I picked Burning Rubber ($70, Fashion Nova) strictly because of the color scheme,” said Cindy. “I liked the pattern and the color, and the jumpsuit looked comfortable. I’ve never seen a NASCAR race in my life.” “I picked the Star-Spangled Hero costume ($50, Fashion Nova) because I like bodysuits,” said Nicola. “They’re way more comfortable than the short skirts or bathing suits that are usually your options as a woman on Halloween. I got this costume in a size L/XL, which is meant to fit anyone from a size 11-15 — but since I’ve worn a size 2X in Fashion Nova items before, I had no idea how this would fit.” “I’m a grown woman, I can be a Sexy Siren ($99, Fashion Nova) if I want.” Important note: Mary’s costume doesn’t come with the Ariel-inspired wig. “That’s my wig, and her name is Judy,” said Mary.
title: “We Review Fashion Nova S Halloween Costumes” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-08” author: “Brandy Hines”
As “Mean Girls” taught us, Halloween is the one night a year that you can go all out and dress as sexy as you want to. In 2004, when “Mean Girls” came out, The Plastics wore lingerie and animal ears. But it’s 2017 now, and that means that when we do Sexy Halloween, we look to none other than online thotporium Fashion Nova. That’s right: Fashion Nova, Instagram’s No. 1 destination for cheap, tight, often confusing clothing, has Halloween costumes. We tried them out to see how sexy they REALLY are. Plus, can we be real? Catwoman always has the best outfits — and this Cat Fight costume ($80, Fashion Nova) DID look pretty legit online. But I know by now that, when it comes to the ol’ Fashion Nova, what you see isn’t always what you get. So I had concerns… right up until the point that I slithered into this catsuit. $80 for a costume is NOT cheap, and guessing at sizing is kind of rough. There was room for another person in the top of the costume, which is great news if you’re busty, but not so great if you’re a little less gifted in the boobular region. Additionally, the legs and arms were very long, but the torso was short as hell. This meant labial wedgies galore. “I picked Burning Rubber ($70, Fashion Nova) strictly because of the color scheme,” said Cindy. “I liked the pattern and the color, and the jumpsuit looked comfortable. I’ve never seen a NASCAR race in my life.” “I picked the Star-Spangled Hero costume ($50, Fashion Nova) because I like bodysuits,” said Nicola. “They’re way more comfortable than the short skirts or bathing suits that are usually your options as a woman on Halloween. I got this costume in a size L/XL, which is meant to fit anyone from a size 11-15 — but since I’ve worn a size 2X in Fashion Nova items before, I had no idea how this would fit.” “I’m a grown woman, I can be a Sexy Siren ($99, Fashion Nova) if I want.” Important note: Mary’s costume doesn’t come with the Ariel-inspired wig. “That’s my wig, and her name is Judy,” said Mary.
