“I was just wondering if you have any bras in a double E?” she asks. “You do? How much are they? $900? Excellent! Can I have a look?” She then holds up a hideous beige bra. “Wow! It’s beige and unattractive! Isn’t it — I mean, that’s the definition of practical.” She also ridiculed the idea of exercising: “I’m just going to have to put on 45 sports bras because if I don’t, these bad boys are going to hit me in the face,” she claimed. “They have actually, once. I had to go to the hospital.” As for backless dresses? Forget it. “Oh my God, the bridesmaids dresses are backless?” she wails. “I cannot wear that. My boobs will literally hit the ground. I will get gravel rash at your wedding.” Girl, preaaaaach. Even though Hennessy had a good sense of humor about it, it’s still a problem that’s not really being solved. We need options, too.
title: “This Woman S Viral Video About Big Boobs Is So True It Hurts” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-23” author: “Tara Jeffords”
“I was just wondering if you have any bras in a double E?” she asks. “You do? How much are they? $900? Excellent! Can I have a look?” She then holds up a hideous beige bra. “Wow! It’s beige and unattractive! Isn’t it — I mean, that’s the definition of practical.” She also ridiculed the idea of exercising: “I’m just going to have to put on 45 sports bras because if I don’t, these bad boys are going to hit me in the face,” she claimed. “They have actually, once. I had to go to the hospital.” As for backless dresses? Forget it. “Oh my God, the bridesmaids dresses are backless?” she wails. “I cannot wear that. My boobs will literally hit the ground. I will get gravel rash at your wedding.” Girl, preaaaaach. Even though Hennessy had a good sense of humor about it, it’s still a problem that’s not really being solved. We need options, too.
