Today in absolutely absurd style items: A plastic glitter penis bikini. It exists, and the internet is having some FEELINGS about it. Just a note before we proceed — though there’s no actual nudity in this post, it’s not exactly what you’d call safe for work. Scroll with caution, everyone. “Namilia Glitter Dickini will get your aura pumpin’. This freaky lil top has sum sparkly dix that are lookin’ hella fancy ridin’ on rainbowz with a dope 3D glitter effect and elastic around tha neck and back with a bikini hook closure.” I am… gonna need a minute to sit with this.
title: “There S A Glitter Dickini Now What A World” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-29” author: “Tammy Glass”
Today in absolutely absurd style items: A plastic glitter penis bikini. It exists, and the internet is having some FEELINGS about it. Just a note before we proceed — though there’s no actual nudity in this post, it’s not exactly what you’d call safe for work. Scroll with caution, everyone. “Namilia Glitter Dickini will get your aura pumpin’. This freaky lil top has sum sparkly dix that are lookin’ hella fancy ridin’ on rainbowz with a dope 3D glitter effect and elastic around tha neck and back with a bikini hook closure.” I am… gonna need a minute to sit with this.
