Hans Zeiger, a 25-year-old Eagle Scout and a Republican candidate for Washington state’s House of Representatives, says this feminist agenda is bad for today’s youth. Here’s one quote from Zeiger, since removed from the Intellectual Conservative (cached version is still available):
Oh, I always wondered how I earned this badge with a burning bra on it. Now I know.
While Zeiger wagged a judgmental finger at the Girl Scouts, he has continually backed the Boy Scout’s anti-gay and anti-religious-freedom “agendas”; heck, they even have anti-fat policies.
And according to The News Tribune, since liberals dug up this statement about the Girl Scouts, this commentary from Zeiger and other ludicrous statements he’s made or written have been removed. Sounds like someone’s doing some cleanup. For political reasons. To appear he’s not as crazy as he just might be.
But maybe it’s true what Zeiger says. Maybe the Girl Scout leaders of the world (so perfectly disguised as, you know, gracious volunteer moms!) really do have a liberal agenda up their leaderly sleeves. Maybe they’re not just trying to empower young girls but building an army to take over the world.
In fact, I was just over on the Girl Scouts of America website and here are some of the messages I saw. If you read closely, you’ll see, the association may really be a secret society bent on global domination.
10 Signs the Girl Scouts Are Pushing a Scary Feminist, Lesbian, Pro-Choice Agenda
So folks, I was a Girl Scout for several years, and I might know a little more than I’m letting on. However, if I told you, I’d have to hypnotize you, kidnap you, and make you wear a sash with badges until you learned how to say “Girl Power” like you mean it.
Say it with me. Girl Power!
What do you think the Girl Scouts are secretly up to?
Image via Girl Scout Council of the Nation’s Capital
