“Mommy’s vagina is sick,” is what they told the Doc. And it’s also what they told my mother when she came to visit the next day. For the record, my vagina is not sick thankyouverymuch. The doctor didn’t have to take any ouchies away because — remember — this was just a yearly exam. But of course my mom hears my daughter saying my vagina is sick makes her mind wander. “Is something wrong?” she asked me very concerned. “No, just a yearly visit. Pap, breast exam, I even had a rectal. That was unexpected.” “But your vagina is okay?” “Yes, mom. My vagina is fine. Can we talk about that rectal? Lots of lube!” Yes, I’d rather talk about a finger up my ass than my mom thinking something is wrong with my vagina when there is nothing wrong with my vagina except maybe it could use a waxing. “Mommy’s vagina was sick but she went to the doctor and now she feels better. So much better,” my daughter says. “Yeah, we went to the vagina doctor,” my son chimes in. I can’t win. Maybe taking your kids everywhere isn’t such a good idea. They like to talk and no one likes to talk about going to the vagina doctor. I’m just glad they didn’t say, Mommy took us out so she can drink a fancy Mommy-only drink and then we had to go to the vagina doctor. What would people think then?! Maybe shoe shopping shouldn’t be off limits. By the way, my Pap came back normal (just like everything else) in case you were wondering. Have you ever had to take your kids to the vagina doctor and regretted it? Image via Stephanie Costa/Flickr
title: “The Dangers Of Taking Your Kids With You To The Obgyn” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-13” author: “Kristin Alvarado”
“Mommy’s vagina is sick,” is what they told the Doc. And it’s also what they told my mother when she came to visit the next day. For the record, my vagina is not sick thankyouverymuch. The doctor didn’t have to take any ouchies away because — remember — this was just a yearly exam. But of course my mom hears my daughter saying my vagina is sick makes her mind wander. “Is something wrong?” she asked me very concerned. “No, just a yearly visit. Pap, breast exam, I even had a rectal. That was unexpected.” “But your vagina is okay?” “Yes, mom. My vagina is fine. Can we talk about that rectal? Lots of lube!” Yes, I’d rather talk about a finger up my ass than my mom thinking something is wrong with my vagina when there is nothing wrong with my vagina except maybe it could use a waxing. “Mommy’s vagina was sick but she went to the doctor and now she feels better. So much better,” my daughter says. “Yeah, we went to the vagina doctor,” my son chimes in. I can’t win. Maybe taking your kids everywhere isn’t such a good idea. They like to talk and no one likes to talk about going to the vagina doctor. I’m just glad they didn’t say, Mommy took us out so she can drink a fancy Mommy-only drink and then we had to go to the vagina doctor. What would people think then?! Maybe shoe shopping shouldn’t be off limits. By the way, my Pap came back normal (just like everything else) in case you were wondering. Have you ever had to take your kids to the vagina doctor and regretted it? Image via Stephanie Costa/Flickr
title: “The Dangers Of Taking Your Kids With You To The Obgyn” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-21” author: “Julian Hall”
“Mommy’s vagina is sick,” is what they told the Doc. And it’s also what they told my mother when she came to visit the next day. For the record, my vagina is not sick thankyouverymuch. The doctor didn’t have to take any ouchies away because — remember — this was just a yearly exam. But of course my mom hears my daughter saying my vagina is sick makes her mind wander. “Is something wrong?” she asked me very concerned. “No, just a yearly visit. Pap, breast exam, I even had a rectal. That was unexpected.” “But your vagina is okay?” “Yes, mom. My vagina is fine. Can we talk about that rectal? Lots of lube!” Yes, I’d rather talk about a finger up my ass than my mom thinking something is wrong with my vagina when there is nothing wrong with my vagina except maybe it could use a waxing. “Mommy’s vagina was sick but she went to the doctor and now she feels better. So much better,” my daughter says. “Yeah, we went to the vagina doctor,” my son chimes in. I can’t win. Maybe taking your kids everywhere isn’t such a good idea. They like to talk and no one likes to talk about going to the vagina doctor. I’m just glad they didn’t say, Mommy took us out so she can drink a fancy Mommy-only drink and then we had to go to the vagina doctor. What would people think then?! Maybe shoe shopping shouldn’t be off limits. By the way, my Pap came back normal (just like everything else) in case you were wondering. Have you ever had to take your kids to the vagina doctor and regretted it? Image via Stephanie Costa/Flickr
title: “The Dangers Of Taking Your Kids With You To The Obgyn” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-21” author: “Buford Hedtke”
“Mommy’s vagina is sick,” is what they told the Doc. And it’s also what they told my mother when she came to visit the next day. For the record, my vagina is not sick thankyouverymuch. The doctor didn’t have to take any ouchies away because — remember — this was just a yearly exam. But of course my mom hears my daughter saying my vagina is sick makes her mind wander. “Is something wrong?” she asked me very concerned. “No, just a yearly visit. Pap, breast exam, I even had a rectal. That was unexpected.” “But your vagina is okay?” “Yes, mom. My vagina is fine. Can we talk about that rectal? Lots of lube!” Yes, I’d rather talk about a finger up my ass than my mom thinking something is wrong with my vagina when there is nothing wrong with my vagina except maybe it could use a waxing. “Mommy’s vagina was sick but she went to the doctor and now she feels better. So much better,” my daughter says. “Yeah, we went to the vagina doctor,” my son chimes in. I can’t win. Maybe taking your kids everywhere isn’t such a good idea. They like to talk and no one likes to talk about going to the vagina doctor. I’m just glad they didn’t say, Mommy took us out so she can drink a fancy Mommy-only drink and then we had to go to the vagina doctor. What would people think then?! Maybe shoe shopping shouldn’t be off limits. By the way, my Pap came back normal (just like everything else) in case you were wondering. Have you ever had to take your kids to the vagina doctor and regretted it? Image via Stephanie Costa/Flickr
title: “The Dangers Of Taking Your Kids With You To The Obgyn” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-12” author: “William Maxfield”
“Mommy’s vagina is sick,” is what they told the Doc. And it’s also what they told my mother when she came to visit the next day. For the record, my vagina is not sick thankyouverymuch. The doctor didn’t have to take any ouchies away because — remember — this was just a yearly exam. But of course my mom hears my daughter saying my vagina is sick makes her mind wander. “Is something wrong?” she asked me very concerned. “No, just a yearly visit. Pap, breast exam, I even had a rectal. That was unexpected.” “But your vagina is okay?” “Yes, mom. My vagina is fine. Can we talk about that rectal? Lots of lube!” Yes, I’d rather talk about a finger up my ass than my mom thinking something is wrong with my vagina when there is nothing wrong with my vagina except maybe it could use a waxing. “Mommy’s vagina was sick but she went to the doctor and now she feels better. So much better,” my daughter says. “Yeah, we went to the vagina doctor,” my son chimes in. I can’t win. Maybe taking your kids everywhere isn’t such a good idea. They like to talk and no one likes to talk about going to the vagina doctor. I’m just glad they didn’t say, Mommy took us out so she can drink a fancy Mommy-only drink and then we had to go to the vagina doctor. What would people think then?! Maybe shoe shopping shouldn’t be off limits. By the way, my Pap came back normal (just like everything else) in case you were wondering. Have you ever had to take your kids to the vagina doctor and regretted it? Image via Stephanie Costa/Flickr
title: “The Dangers Of Taking Your Kids With You To The Obgyn” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-19” author: “Jane Wicker”
“Mommy’s vagina is sick,” is what they told the Doc. And it’s also what they told my mother when she came to visit the next day. For the record, my vagina is not sick thankyouverymuch. The doctor didn’t have to take any ouchies away because — remember — this was just a yearly exam. But of course my mom hears my daughter saying my vagina is sick makes her mind wander. “Is something wrong?” she asked me very concerned. “No, just a yearly visit. Pap, breast exam, I even had a rectal. That was unexpected.” “But your vagina is okay?” “Yes, mom. My vagina is fine. Can we talk about that rectal? Lots of lube!” Yes, I’d rather talk about a finger up my ass than my mom thinking something is wrong with my vagina when there is nothing wrong with my vagina except maybe it could use a waxing. “Mommy’s vagina was sick but she went to the doctor and now she feels better. So much better,” my daughter says. “Yeah, we went to the vagina doctor,” my son chimes in. I can’t win. Maybe taking your kids everywhere isn’t such a good idea. They like to talk and no one likes to talk about going to the vagina doctor. I’m just glad they didn’t say, Mommy took us out so she can drink a fancy Mommy-only drink and then we had to go to the vagina doctor. What would people think then?! Maybe shoe shopping shouldn’t be off limits. By the way, my Pap came back normal (just like everything else) in case you were wondering. Have you ever had to take your kids to the vagina doctor and regretted it? Image via Stephanie Costa/Flickr
title: “The Dangers Of Taking Your Kids With You To The Obgyn” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-29” author: “John Richardson”
“Mommy’s vagina is sick,” is what they told the Doc. And it’s also what they told my mother when she came to visit the next day. For the record, my vagina is not sick thankyouverymuch. The doctor didn’t have to take any ouchies away because — remember — this was just a yearly exam. But of course my mom hears my daughter saying my vagina is sick makes her mind wander. “Is something wrong?” she asked me very concerned. “No, just a yearly visit. Pap, breast exam, I even had a rectal. That was unexpected.” “But your vagina is okay?” “Yes, mom. My vagina is fine. Can we talk about that rectal? Lots of lube!” Yes, I’d rather talk about a finger up my ass than my mom thinking something is wrong with my vagina when there is nothing wrong with my vagina except maybe it could use a waxing. “Mommy’s vagina was sick but she went to the doctor and now she feels better. So much better,” my daughter says. “Yeah, we went to the vagina doctor,” my son chimes in. I can’t win. Maybe taking your kids everywhere isn’t such a good idea. They like to talk and no one likes to talk about going to the vagina doctor. I’m just glad they didn’t say, Mommy took us out so she can drink a fancy Mommy-only drink and then we had to go to the vagina doctor. What would people think then?! Maybe shoe shopping shouldn’t be off limits. By the way, my Pap came back normal (just like everything else) in case you were wondering. Have you ever had to take your kids to the vagina doctor and regretted it? Image via Stephanie Costa/Flickr
