What’s a CString, you ask? Essentially, it’s an underwire for your crotch. You can wear it either as lingerie or, according to its makers, as a bikini. (Good luck with not getting arrested should you choose to wear this on a public beach.) Believe it or not, I bought a CString and tried it out for a beauty column … Want to know what I thought? Keep reading! Here’s what I wrote for my beauty column in Her Nashville magazine about the c-string: Not only was my CString humiliating, it was also incredibly uncomfortable. In fact, I can’t believe this company is still in business. People, I’ve done a lot of things for this column. I’ve worn a Snuggie in public. I’ve had hot wax applied in places I can’t even mention here. But I would not, could not let my husband see me in a CString. It was just too… stupid. I can only imagine the looks on the faces of the women who receive their own CString for Christmas. Horror. Fear. Humiliation. The CString is a marriage-ender, people. And I doubt they take returns. Thanks to The Doctors, though, CString Direct is probably getting lots of new orders. Here’s the segment from the show: She said “rectal bacteria.” Ew. Moving on! It’s sharing time! Tell me if you’d wear a C-String, ladies … Image via CStringDirect.com
