Whoa, talk about hitting him where it hurts. It treads on his insecurities perfectly. These are the kinds of words that will stick in his puny, womanizing, neanderthal-like brain. A part of him will always fear being unloved and alone and — worse — never living up to his potential. But that’s not all. She hits him with this next: In case he had any doubts about whether or not her was a douche, that pretty much answers the questions. How can he even look himself in the mirror? But she saves the REAL WHAMMY for last: LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS. This letter perfectly expresses what EVERY woman feels when she breaks up with an asshole. Most of us, however, fail to get it out so eloquently, so succinctly. You know that moment all too well — you are facing down the jerk that has broken your heart. There is so much you want to say and you just can’t get it out they way you want. You want to let him know how wrong he is, what a big mistake he made, and exactly why he will live to regret being such a jackass. But you are so upset, you just come off as a hysterical mess. Then in the days, weeks, months that follow, you replay the conversation wishing you had said this or that. It’s maddening. Well, next time, you will be more prepared thanks to this wonderfully biting missive. Everyone should keep this in a file and have it at the ready in case of another betrayal. Have you ever written a breakup letter? What did it say? Image via Alexandra Zakharova/Flickr

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title: “The Breakup Letter Every Heartbroken Woman Wished She Had Written” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-14” author: “Larry Vergin”


Whoa, talk about hitting him where it hurts. It treads on his insecurities perfectly. These are the kinds of words that will stick in his puny, womanizing, neanderthal-like brain. A part of him will always fear being unloved and alone and — worse — never living up to his potential. But that’s not all. She hits him with this next: In case he had any doubts about whether or not her was a douche, that pretty much answers the questions. How can he even look himself in the mirror? But she saves the REAL WHAMMY for last: LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS. This letter perfectly expresses what EVERY woman feels when she breaks up with an asshole. Most of us, however, fail to get it out so eloquently, so succinctly. You know that moment all too well — you are facing down the jerk that has broken your heart. There is so much you want to say and you just can’t get it out they way you want. You want to let him know how wrong he is, what a big mistake he made, and exactly why he will live to regret being such a jackass. But you are so upset, you just come off as a hysterical mess. Then in the days, weeks, months that follow, you replay the conversation wishing you had said this or that. It’s maddening. Well, next time, you will be more prepared thanks to this wonderfully biting missive. Everyone should keep this in a file and have it at the ready in case of another betrayal. Have you ever written a breakup letter? What did it say? Image via Alexandra Zakharova/Flickr

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title: “The Breakup Letter Every Heartbroken Woman Wished She Had Written” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-19” author: “Darrell Mesiti”


Whoa, talk about hitting him where it hurts. It treads on his insecurities perfectly. These are the kinds of words that will stick in his puny, womanizing, neanderthal-like brain. A part of him will always fear being unloved and alone and — worse — never living up to his potential. But that’s not all. She hits him with this next: In case he had any doubts about whether or not her was a douche, that pretty much answers the questions. How can he even look himself in the mirror? But she saves the REAL WHAMMY for last: LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS. This letter perfectly expresses what EVERY woman feels when she breaks up with an asshole. Most of us, however, fail to get it out so eloquently, so succinctly. You know that moment all too well — you are facing down the jerk that has broken your heart. There is so much you want to say and you just can’t get it out they way you want. You want to let him know how wrong he is, what a big mistake he made, and exactly why he will live to regret being such a jackass. But you are so upset, you just come off as a hysterical mess. Then in the days, weeks, months that follow, you replay the conversation wishing you had said this or that. It’s maddening. Well, next time, you will be more prepared thanks to this wonderfully biting missive. Everyone should keep this in a file and have it at the ready in case of another betrayal. Have you ever written a breakup letter? What did it say? Image via Alexandra Zakharova/Flickr

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title: “The Breakup Letter Every Heartbroken Woman Wished She Had Written” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-29” author: “Wayne Gero”


Whoa, talk about hitting him where it hurts. It treads on his insecurities perfectly. These are the kinds of words that will stick in his puny, womanizing, neanderthal-like brain. A part of him will always fear being unloved and alone and — worse — never living up to his potential. But that’s not all. She hits him with this next: In case he had any doubts about whether or not her was a douche, that pretty much answers the questions. How can he even look himself in the mirror? But she saves the REAL WHAMMY for last: LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS. This letter perfectly expresses what EVERY woman feels when she breaks up with an asshole. Most of us, however, fail to get it out so eloquently, so succinctly. You know that moment all too well — you are facing down the jerk that has broken your heart. There is so much you want to say and you just can’t get it out they way you want. You want to let him know how wrong he is, what a big mistake he made, and exactly why he will live to regret being such a jackass. But you are so upset, you just come off as a hysterical mess. Then in the days, weeks, months that follow, you replay the conversation wishing you had said this or that. It’s maddening. Well, next time, you will be more prepared thanks to this wonderfully biting missive. Everyone should keep this in a file and have it at the ready in case of another betrayal. Have you ever written a breakup letter? What did it say? Image via Alexandra Zakharova/Flickr

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title: “The Breakup Letter Every Heartbroken Woman Wished She Had Written” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-05” author: “Tracy Moore”


Whoa, talk about hitting him where it hurts. It treads on his insecurities perfectly. These are the kinds of words that will stick in his puny, womanizing, neanderthal-like brain. A part of him will always fear being unloved and alone and — worse — never living up to his potential. But that’s not all. She hits him with this next: In case he had any doubts about whether or not her was a douche, that pretty much answers the questions. How can he even look himself in the mirror? But she saves the REAL WHAMMY for last: LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS. This letter perfectly expresses what EVERY woman feels when she breaks up with an asshole. Most of us, however, fail to get it out so eloquently, so succinctly. You know that moment all too well — you are facing down the jerk that has broken your heart. There is so much you want to say and you just can’t get it out they way you want. You want to let him know how wrong he is, what a big mistake he made, and exactly why he will live to regret being such a jackass. But you are so upset, you just come off as a hysterical mess. Then in the days, weeks, months that follow, you replay the conversation wishing you had said this or that. It’s maddening. Well, next time, you will be more prepared thanks to this wonderfully biting missive. Everyone should keep this in a file and have it at the ready in case of another betrayal. Have you ever written a breakup letter? What did it say? Image via Alexandra Zakharova/Flickr

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title: “The Breakup Letter Every Heartbroken Woman Wished She Had Written” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-13” author: “Virginia Mcdonough”


Whoa, talk about hitting him where it hurts. It treads on his insecurities perfectly. These are the kinds of words that will stick in his puny, womanizing, neanderthal-like brain. A part of him will always fear being unloved and alone and — worse — never living up to his potential. But that’s not all. She hits him with this next: In case he had any doubts about whether or not her was a douche, that pretty much answers the questions. How can he even look himself in the mirror? But she saves the REAL WHAMMY for last: LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS. This letter perfectly expresses what EVERY woman feels when she breaks up with an asshole. Most of us, however, fail to get it out so eloquently, so succinctly. You know that moment all too well — you are facing down the jerk that has broken your heart. There is so much you want to say and you just can’t get it out they way you want. You want to let him know how wrong he is, what a big mistake he made, and exactly why he will live to regret being such a jackass. But you are so upset, you just come off as a hysterical mess. Then in the days, weeks, months that follow, you replay the conversation wishing you had said this or that. It’s maddening. Well, next time, you will be more prepared thanks to this wonderfully biting missive. Everyone should keep this in a file and have it at the ready in case of another betrayal. Have you ever written a breakup letter? What did it say? Image via Alexandra Zakharova/Flickr

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title: “The Breakup Letter Every Heartbroken Woman Wished She Had Written” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-13” author: “Megan Spencer”


Whoa, talk about hitting him where it hurts. It treads on his insecurities perfectly. These are the kinds of words that will stick in his puny, womanizing, neanderthal-like brain. A part of him will always fear being unloved and alone and — worse — never living up to his potential. But that’s not all. She hits him with this next: In case he had any doubts about whether or not her was a douche, that pretty much answers the questions. How can he even look himself in the mirror? But she saves the REAL WHAMMY for last: LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS. This letter perfectly expresses what EVERY woman feels when she breaks up with an asshole. Most of us, however, fail to get it out so eloquently, so succinctly. You know that moment all too well — you are facing down the jerk that has broken your heart. There is so much you want to say and you just can’t get it out they way you want. You want to let him know how wrong he is, what a big mistake he made, and exactly why he will live to regret being such a jackass. But you are so upset, you just come off as a hysterical mess. Then in the days, weeks, months that follow, you replay the conversation wishing you had said this or that. It’s maddening. Well, next time, you will be more prepared thanks to this wonderfully biting missive. Everyone should keep this in a file and have it at the ready in case of another betrayal. Have you ever written a breakup letter? What did it say? Image via Alexandra Zakharova/Flickr

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