Online retailer Alien Outfitters (great name, right?) is now marketing two different Sailor Moon sex toys to the masses — and your orgasm will never be the same. That’s right, just back away slowly there, Tux. – Giphy OK, so it’s not real crystal — it’s resin, which is probably much safer for intimate regions, but it still really ties the look together, no? It’s available for $145. We think so too. Glass is non-porous and easier to clean as well, not to mention hypoallergenic. You can get it for $34.
title: “Someone Made Sailor Moon Dildos And You Can Buy Them Now” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-25” author: “Kathy Poole”
Online retailer Alien Outfitters (great name, right?) is now marketing two different Sailor Moon sex toys to the masses — and your orgasm will never be the same. That’s right, just back away slowly there, Tux. – Giphy OK, so it’s not real crystal — it’s resin, which is probably much safer for intimate regions, but it still really ties the look together, no? It’s available for $145. We think so too. Glass is non-porous and easier to clean as well, not to mention hypoallergenic. You can get it for $34.
title: “Someone Made Sailor Moon Dildos And You Can Buy Them Now” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-26” author: “Jason Joyal”
Online retailer Alien Outfitters (great name, right?) is now marketing two different Sailor Moon sex toys to the masses — and your orgasm will never be the same. That’s right, just back away slowly there, Tux. – Giphy OK, so it’s not real crystal — it’s resin, which is probably much safer for intimate regions, but it still really ties the look together, no? It’s available for $145. We think so too. Glass is non-porous and easier to clean as well, not to mention hypoallergenic. You can get it for $34.
