Um. Ew. I think I need a backstory to this piece. How about you? Of course, this necklace comes from the same artist who has also created a five-piece place setting with plates that depict “a map of the digestive tract, from mouth to anus. They are a reminder that processes are taking place within you while you are eating, promoting mindfulness.” Pass the anus fritters, Maw! But back to the Pearl Necklace. It retails for $420 and is available in two different, uh, spurts. Would you wear it? Could you wear it? What would your partner think about it? I. Must. Know. Images via LeahPiepgras.com h/t Jezebel

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