Like it or not, we’ve all got at least one of these stereotypically sleazy men in our lives, but even more likely is that we’ve come across them all at one point or another. Ranked from 9 to 1, where 9 is “budding perv” and 1 is “possible registered sex offender,” here are the nine sleazeballs every woman meets in her lifetime. His bedtime is nine o’clock now, he brags in a pre-pubescent voice. Oh, you brought your boyfriend with you tonight? He can mop the floor with that guy. Good thing he’s just a kid; maybe he’ll grow out of it..? Oh, what, all your beaches aren’t nude beaches here? Too bad he left his swim trunks at home… And he’ll do it for free, too! No expectations, really… Or even when everyone’s out for that matter… but you’ll just lock your underwear drawer anyway. You know, for safekeeping. Oh wait, he literally wants to take you under his wing. But in this case, a “wing” is kind of a euphemism. The burn means it’s working! He sees great things for you at the company, and if you play your cards right (wink) you could go far. Now if only he’ll say it to your face, and not to your chest. Not that he’s done anything actually unethical, but when a guy in a labcoat asks if you’ve “got a little boyfriend” while palpating your lymph nodes, all you can do is pray that’s the only thing he’s thinking of palpating. And who can’t help himself from commenting on “how much you’ve grown” (especially in certain areas), and how you’re never too big to sit on old Uncle Jack’s lap.
title: “Ranked 9 Sleazy Men Every Woman Meets In Her Lifetime” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-28” author: “Hillary Waites”
Like it or not, we’ve all got at least one of these stereotypically sleazy men in our lives, but even more likely is that we’ve come across them all at one point or another. Ranked from 9 to 1, where 9 is “budding perv” and 1 is “possible registered sex offender,” here are the nine sleazeballs every woman meets in her lifetime. His bedtime is nine o’clock now, he brags in a pre-pubescent voice. Oh, you brought your boyfriend with you tonight? He can mop the floor with that guy. Good thing he’s just a kid; maybe he’ll grow out of it..? Oh, what, all your beaches aren’t nude beaches here? Too bad he left his swim trunks at home… And he’ll do it for free, too! No expectations, really… Or even when everyone’s out for that matter… but you’ll just lock your underwear drawer anyway. You know, for safekeeping. Oh wait, he literally wants to take you under his wing. But in this case, a “wing” is kind of a euphemism. The burn means it’s working! He sees great things for you at the company, and if you play your cards right (wink) you could go far. Now if only he’ll say it to your face, and not to your chest. Not that he’s done anything actually unethical, but when a guy in a labcoat asks if you’ve “got a little boyfriend” while palpating your lymph nodes, all you can do is pray that’s the only thing he’s thinking of palpating. And who can’t help himself from commenting on “how much you’ve grown” (especially in certain areas), and how you’re never too big to sit on old Uncle Jack’s lap.
title: “Ranked 9 Sleazy Men Every Woman Meets In Her Lifetime” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-17” author: “Larry Smith”
Like it or not, we’ve all got at least one of these stereotypically sleazy men in our lives, but even more likely is that we’ve come across them all at one point or another. Ranked from 9 to 1, where 9 is “budding perv” and 1 is “possible registered sex offender,” here are the nine sleazeballs every woman meets in her lifetime. His bedtime is nine o’clock now, he brags in a pre-pubescent voice. Oh, you brought your boyfriend with you tonight? He can mop the floor with that guy. Good thing he’s just a kid; maybe he’ll grow out of it..? Oh, what, all your beaches aren’t nude beaches here? Too bad he left his swim trunks at home… And he’ll do it for free, too! No expectations, really… Or even when everyone’s out for that matter… but you’ll just lock your underwear drawer anyway. You know, for safekeeping. Oh wait, he literally wants to take you under his wing. But in this case, a “wing” is kind of a euphemism. The burn means it’s working! He sees great things for you at the company, and if you play your cards right (wink) you could go far. Now if only he’ll say it to your face, and not to your chest. Not that he’s done anything actually unethical, but when a guy in a labcoat asks if you’ve “got a little boyfriend” while palpating your lymph nodes, all you can do is pray that’s the only thing he’s thinking of palpating. And who can’t help himself from commenting on “how much you’ve grown” (especially in certain areas), and how you’re never too big to sit on old Uncle Jack’s lap.
