“I used to teach primary. A lot of parents seem to want Peppa turned into sausages,” one person wrote. “What’a the deal with Bing and Flop? Like… do you think Bing knows Flop isn’t his dad?” another wrote. “There are some pretty dark theories about Flop being Bing’s Carer in some post-apocalyptic world where ’the event’ is never mentioned,” another commented. “Would explain why poor old Flop sounds so knackered, I guess.”