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Doesn’t he look sort of strange in this photo? If it weren’t for his signature Bart Simpson hair, we’d hardly recognize him. Because something weird is definitely going on with his face. Is it possible that he actually resorted to having a little work done? (Say it isn’t so!) Pauly’s odd, puffed up look only has a few possible explanations. Either he really overdid it on the alcohol the night before, making him extremely bloated & hungover, or he fell asleep in the tanning bed and burned the skin around his eyes and cheeks....

Immoral or not (depending on whom you ask), apparently it’s illegal. Mark Anthony Townsend and Joshua Alan Tabor were recently charged with “operating a business that illegally obtained email passwords for customers who hoped to catch cheating spouses.” Whoops. Apparently, the duo hacked into almost 6,000 email accounts using a phishing scheme to obtain passwords for scorned lovers. The crime of “accessing a protected computer without authorization and facilitating further access by others” is considered a felony, and is punishable by up to five years in jail....

Breast pumpWhether you’re going back to work, plan on pumping exclusively, or just want to be able to store some milk for later, a good pump makes it easier to reach those goals. Medela’s Freestyle Hands-Free Double Electric Breast Pump comes with everything you need, plus a discreet black tote bag if you’re carrying it all to work and back. The pump can run on electricity or a rechargeable battery pack, and the cooler bag and ice pack are designed to let you keep six bottles of pumped milk cool until you can get them home....

More from CafeMom: Vagina Nails Are Here & They Are Very NSFW More from CafeMom: Nail Cuticle Tattoos Are the Latest & Most Delicate Trend That’ll Make You Want to Get Inked title: “Putting Dead Bugs On Your Nails Is A Thing” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-09” author: “Alica Muirhead” More from CafeMom: Vagina Nails Are Here & They Are Very NSFW More from CafeMom: Nail Cuticle Tattoos Are the Latest & Most Delicate Trend That’ll Make You Want to Get Inked

It took months to renovate Skoolie, but once completed it became one of the coolest homes on wheels. Plus, it allowed the Nelsons to travel all over the country in their mobile home. What an adventure! Would you and your family be able to live in the space of Skoolie? Image via Nina Nelson/Flickr Nina shared that this adventure brought her family closer and they all spent more time outside — which is exactly what we all need....

Ms. Barber has a special talent when it comes to talking to young people. We all know it’s especially difficult to get your hormonal eye-rolling teen to talk to you about their feelings, but Ms. Barber has the secret. It’s not something she can pinpoint, exactly, but believes that her asthma has something to do with it. More from The Stir: Stop Blaming Facebook for Your Teen’s Bad Behavior As a young girl, her asthma was so bad she couldn’t play with the other children, so instead she had to sit, listen, talk, and observe....

On second thought, maybe not. Basically, a scammer tried to “return” this fake brush set by placing a real T.J. Maxx tag — from a purse — on it. And it worked. title: “Someone Found Counterfeit Urban Decay Makeup In A Tj Maxx” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-21” author: “Ashley Daley” On second thought, maybe not. Basically, a scammer tried to “return” this fake brush set by placing a real T....

Let me repeat that for you: Beefy Nacho Burrito. Taco Bell just introduced its newest menu item, and it’s so obvious that it was created exclusively for drunk/hungover people. For 99 cents you get ground beef, nacho cheese, sour cream, and their new “Queso strips.” It’s for those times when you’re craving nachos but you temporarily lack the manual dexterity to manage the chips and dip, so they’ve wrapped it all up into a nice, soft flour tortilla diaper for you....

The United Kingdom-based diet plan is popular because it isn’t as restrictive as other diets, according to Skwarecki. For instance, the Whole30 Diet asks dieters to eliminate all grains, legumes, dairy, and foods deemed “psychologically unhealthy,” like smoothies, for 30 days. The 5:2 Diet, however, employs “intermittent fasting” with the promise of a “longer, healthier life.” “Since you are only fasting for two days of your choice each week, and eating normally on the other five days, there is always something new and tasty on the near horizon,” the 5:2 Diet’s website explains....

If you’re lucky enough to be getting away on a beach vacation, with or without the kids, all the details have been planned. But your mind is still busy thinking about what to pack for the little ones (even if it’s just for Grandma’s house), loading up enough diapers and clean clothes, and not forgetting to throw in your toddler’s favorite blanket on the way out to catch your flight....

The fact is, toilets are a modern construct that come from our collective shame about bodily function. We SHOULD be squatting in the fields to eliminate waste, and if we did, we’d all be a lot happier. Gross, right? Yes. But our bodies are not designed to sit on the porcelain throne. Just look at the fact that 50 percent of Americans suffer from hemorrhoids. It’s a terrible thought, but the reality is far worse....

“Sometimes [couples] have identified specific concerns and issues that one or both want to deal with before making the commitment,” explains Toni Coleman, LCSW, CMC, a psychotherapist and relationship coach in McLean, Virginia. “Other times, they just want to improve their communication skills or get a ‘wellness check’ on their relationship.” Makes sense. It’s exciting to date a rebel/bad boy, for instance. Married to him and raising kids? Um, not so much....

However, that problem may be a thing of the past. Thanks to a rapper’s ingenious hoodie idea, you can be comfortable, slay, AND fight the elements all at the same time. No one should have to compromise their curls or sacrifice warmth, after all. “If you got hair, if you don’t got hair, a low-cut … it’s ‘gonna work out nicely. Plus, it’s hella warm,” Smino explained to Blavity. Satin hoodie ($60, Zero Fatigue) On Twitter, Smino showed a photo of a burgundy hoodie with a green lining, so it’s safe to say that others designs exist, just not on the website....

More from CafeMom: 7 Ways to Prep Pets for Their Worst Nightmare — a New Baby “Neither snakes have any desire to bite or eat us,” Taoka writes in his post. “Do you know what this snake loves to eat? Rats. She loves rats. Won’t eat anything else.” Glad we got that sorted out! More from CafeMom: Kids Prefer Their Pets to Their Siblings, Study Says — Moms Say ‘No Kidding’...

More from CafeMom: 20 Kids Have Died From the Flu This Year: Here’s What Parents Need to Know title: “This Mom Is Demanding Proof Of Flu Shots After In Laws Lied Before Meeting Her Newborn” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-26” author: “James Crasco” More from CafeMom: 20 Kids Have Died From the Flu This Year: Here’s What Parents Need to Know

I was still shocked. A thong? Every day? Even when I was at my sassiest, I didn’t wear a thong every day. Sexy undies, yes, but a butt-munching strip of fabric that feels like an enterna-wedgie all the time? Um, no thanks. I don’t care how much my man found it sexy, I just wouldn’t wear a thong all day. I might slip into one when I got home and wanted to have some funky good times, but that would be it....

The schoolgirl skirt! The fluffy crop tops! Now, Urban Outfitters is paying tribute to one of Spears’ most iconic looks with a Halloween costume that Britney stans will want to wear all year round. Is your 2000-era heart screaming yet? Because mine DEFINITELY is. ($69, Urban Outfitters) This suit, according to the site, is a polyester spandex blend — way easier to wear than Britney’s original latex version. Because when you’re playing with hearts and getting lost in the game, you need to be able to move ($69, Urban Outfitters)....

The angels, whether healthy or not for body image, have always had some draw, and I do have to admit, my Victoria’s Secret bras were pretty awesome quality as well. And now, they’ve introduced a nursing bra … but I’m kind of confused. It is one of the most boring bras I think I’ve ever seen in their store. Okay, the pictures look like it’s their super-soft, nice fabric, so that’s a plus, but really?...

Check out the video here: Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/embed/88o1TccaJw4 More from The Stir: 9 Hidden Dangers of Letting Your Kids Use Technology Technology, while amazing and needed, has also created a barrier essentially blocking our kids from looking up. They bury themselves in the screen, the outside world just a blur. It hurt to hear that one child say that he wouldn’t feel normal without his videos and video games. For many kids, this has become the norm....

As “Mean Girls” taught us, Halloween is the one night a year that you can go all out and dress as sexy as you want to. In 2004, when “Mean Girls” came out, The Plastics wore lingerie and animal ears. But it’s 2017 now, and that means that when we do Sexy Halloween, we look to none other than online thotporium Fashion Nova. That’s right: Fashion Nova, Instagram’s No. 1 destination for cheap, tight, often confusing clothing, has Halloween costumes....