I Hang Around The House Naked With My 2 Year Old Daughter
It’s my personal statement against puritanism, societally imposed self-hatred, and doing laundry. Studies have shown that children reared by nudists — and they definitely are reared — grow up better adjusted. OK, so maybe I don’t do much laundry. I guess I’m not a card-carrying nudist, though, because I think that doing this forever is probably a little pervy. (By the way, where do nudists carry that card?) I’ll probably stop by the time Skylar’s in kindergarten and many of her core self-concepts are formed....