And if I could, I would stop thinking about penis size, but the advertisements touting ways to get increased size are everywhere and the amount of penis-related email spam I get grows by the day. I’m starting to feel just as bad for the men as I do for us women. Between the surgery to make your labia look prettier to the surgery to elongate your penis, what’s next? Wait, don’t answer....
Here are eight ways you can tell the difference between these two vegetables. No relation. Yams and sweet potatoes are not even related botanically, according to the Library of Congress. Yams are related to lilies and grasses (WHAT?), while sweet potatoes are part of the morning glory family. Yams are usually white inside. Yams can be reddish or purplish as well, but most often, if you scrape the skin with a fingernail, you’ll see white or cream-colored flesh....
So what’s the issue? It’s her over-the-knee leather boots. While some people think they’re totally appropriate for school and wish the shoes were in their own closets (raises hand), school administrators disagreed. In fact, before the post came down from Facebook, many who weren’t a fan of the boots for a school day said the footwear reminded them of another iconic look. “Cute for the bar but not for working in a professional environment....
Fellow body-positive model Ashley Graham is a judge on “ANTM” — but there are no plus-size contestants competing this season. This exclusion is exactly why Holliday called out the show on December 12. She sent a zinging tweet that proves exactly why hiring Graham is a huge contradiction — and doesn’t push for progress in the very thin modeling world. She also said that plus-size women deserve to be included on shows like ANTM....
But really, the root of every relationship problem can be solved by one thing: Stop being a selfish jerk. That’s right. Just stop it, stop it right now. Did you have a long day at work? Guess what, your wife did too and she made dinner, so that means you’re on dishes duty. And ladies, are you exhausted from the work-life balance, or touched out from little people crawling all over you all day?...
As true as that may be (and it is), it is also true that marriages often fall into “types.” How your marriage functions within that type may be all your own, but the outward appearance and even some of the inside dynamics can often fall into one of eight distinct categories. We asked the experts to define the 8 types of marriages. Which one sounds the most like yours? 1....
So, in an effort to minimize your clean up, and minimize your belt’s expansion, I found the most delicious low carb crock pot recipe. It’s just as tasty as the “real thing”, but with way less carbs and sugar. And it couldn’t be easier to make. Here’s the best Low Carb Crock Pot Chili you’ll ever have — swear! Low Carb Crock Pot Chili Ingredients: 1 pound of extra lean (93%) ground beef, browned and drained 1 large onion (1 cup chopped) 3 stalks of celery, diced 2 cloves of garlic, minced 1 can of diced tomatoes (14 oz), with juice 1 can of tomato sauce (8 oz) 1 can of low sodium beef broth (14 oz) 1 c hot water 1 1/2 tsp chili powder 1/2 tsp cumin dash of cayenne pepper 1/2 tsp oregano 1/2 tsp paprika 1 tsp salt (or less, to taste) 1 tsp black pepper...
My friend and fellow sex educator Ducky DooLittle calls it “the equal opportunity orifice.” And by it, I’m talking about the bum, and the hole we all have, whether we’re gay, straight, or saving it ’til marriage — okay, that’s a really bad excuse. August is anal sex month. More from The Stir: ‘Crazy’ Bride Walks Down the Aisle to Shockingly Raunchy Song And yes, August is almost over, but don’t tighten up you butt cheeks just yet....
The accident is being investigated, but upon reading the story and learning that the child was wearing a snowsuit and seeing the car seat still buckled up after the crash, I’d guess the ejection of the baby was due to the fact he was too bundled up. Heavy winter coats and car seats do not mix. Many of us do not know this. They compromise your child’s safety. Luckily though, this story helps us believe in miracles … and perhaps could save lives....
That’s right. Throughout history, women (and men!) have been straight up poisoning themselves in the name of getting gorgeous. From lead-based liner to radioactive blush, the history of beauty is actually pretty deadly. Check out the seven most horrifyingly poisonous makeup ingredients (and treatments) of all time, and prepare to squirm. At the very least, it’ll put Botox into perspective. Oh, and it also made your teeth rot, your hair fall out, and damaged the hell out of your skin — IF it didn’t put you in a coma first....
I spoke with eight plastic surgeons, all of whom said the same thing with very little variation: Women are overwhelmingly requesting C cups on the operating table. “The prevailing tendency for breast augmentation today is for a smaller, more natural augmentation,” said Dr. Gilbert Lee, a cosmetic surgeon at Changes Plastic Surgery. “A ‘C’ cup is commonly requested — followed by a whisper of ‘small D.’” “A 300-cc implant in a small-framed person would make a dramatic enhancement....
Though when it comes to hair down below, I do like some light manscaping, but only enough so that I don’t have to weed through his jungle. Up until pornography and glossy magazines started waxing and shaving our men (and women of course), society seemed to like hair. But now, not so much. A poll showed that mature women prefer hairy men, but younger women like less hair. Do women under 45 like man hair too?...
“Since I started Weight Watchers, I’ve lost over 40 pounds,” she said. “I can honestly tell you, I struggle no more.” The commercial shows the 62-year-old hanging with friends, gardening, and praising Weight Watchers for letting her eat tacos, pasta, and bread while still losing weight. “I would say to anybody who’s thinking about joining Weight Watchers, take the leap and get about the business of enjoying a fantastic and full life....
So trust me when I say that I, unfortunately, know some shit about cold winters. I also know a lot about winter coats, because you depend on them for survival six months out of the year. I’ve owned many, and I’ve hated every single one — until now. Friends, let me introduce you to the Halstrom Modular Snow Parka from The Arrivals: the greatest winter coat that I have ever owned....
More from CafeMom: 11 Times Celebs Were Totally, Unnecessarily Photoshopped Come on, Mom, you got this! Yup, that’s pretty genius! title: “This Hilarious Makeup Tutorial For Moms Is Way Too Real” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-13” author: “Terrence Dunton” More from CafeMom: 11 Times Celebs Were Totally, Unnecessarily Photoshopped Come on, Mom, you got this! Yup, that’s pretty genius!
Mom Debbie Vigan took to Facebook to share her find. “So [my son] had a little cold so I put potatoes in his socks last night around 8-9pm,” she wrote. “He didn’t cough through the night, nose isn’t running, isn’t as congested and he slept for 12 hours.” The mother also included a photo of the potatoes she had taken out of her son’s socks in the morning. The used potato slices had oxidized completely, looking a sickly black color....
title: “This Video Of A Mom Holding Her Preemie Son For The First Time Will Make You Ugly Cry” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-04” author: “Tami Ortega”
There Christian music singer, Coffey Anderson, was singing his heart during a New Year’s Eve performance in Texas. Then all of a sudden his 18-month-old son, Ethan Coffey-David Anderson, bolts out onto the stage with him wearing just a t-shirt and tennis shoes. First he’s just there hugging his daddy’s knees while dad doesn’t miss a beat. Then, the little guy starts to feel the beat and gets his groove on....
And when I had babies, I had a similar problem as CafeMom mommyajay, who can’t reach over the crib’s side railing to lay her baby down in the crib now that the mattress is in the lowest position. Now, mommyajay has a convertible crib bed, on which the side railing doesn’t drop down. Our crib had a drop-down side, but I could never drop it down without waking the baby....
I’ve completed several 5 hour+ plane rides recently with a baby (and sometimes with a toddler, too) and as a result I have some tips to share about traveling with a baby. What to Pack – The Baby Gear I spend a lot of time planning (or as my husband would say “obsessing about”) what I’ll pack for our vacations. I make lists and cross off each item only after it goes into the suitcase....
