She’s the ultimate mama bear: a loving personality combined with a mercenary head for business, and a take-no-shit attitude that you can see from space. And in my humble opinion, out of all the Kardashian-Jenners, Kris has the best style. Really, she can afford to be the baddest bitch on the fashion block — her 2017 net worth is estimated to be $60 million. Let’s take a look at Kris’ fashion transformation from 1990 to today. Sixty million dollars can buy you a hell of a glow up. Seriously. We will return to this motif a lot, too. (This photo was taken at the premiere of “Last Action Hero,” which is the most 1993-est sentence I could possibly think of.) Note that this is Kendall’s first red carpet appearance, even though she is technically still inside Kris. We will not discuss the ripped boot-cut jeans. Kim’s dress is… fine. Again, Kim looks… fine. This dress is like the evil universe version of her 2008 Emmys outfit. Time is a flat circle. Nobody took to this new fashion life like Kris — bury me in this dress. That’s all I’m saying. But truly, if you want a laugh, this is how Getty Images describes this event: “Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner attend the French Montana & Mohamed Hadid Birthday Party Powered By CIROC Pineapple and Produced By CultCollectiveEvents.com.” The lace “shirt” is not actually a shirt, BTW — it’s a bra from Agent Provocateur called the Annoushka. I used to have this piece until the lace tore; clearly Kris and I are kindred spirits. Plus, I LOVE her massive, graphic cat eye. Also, I’ve changed my mind. Bury me in THIS dress. Yes. Is it all you can look at in this picture, even though Kourtney is like 70% naked? Also yes. Such is the power of Kris.
title: “Kris Jenner S Style Transformation From 1990 To 2017” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-24” author: “Adam Barth”
She’s the ultimate mama bear: a loving personality combined with a mercenary head for business, and a take-no-shit attitude that you can see from space. And in my humble opinion, out of all the Kardashian-Jenners, Kris has the best style. Really, she can afford to be the baddest bitch on the fashion block — her 2017 net worth is estimated to be $60 million. Let’s take a look at Kris’ fashion transformation from 1990 to today. Sixty million dollars can buy you a hell of a glow up. Seriously. We will return to this motif a lot, too. (This photo was taken at the premiere of “Last Action Hero,” which is the most 1993-est sentence I could possibly think of.) Note that this is Kendall’s first red carpet appearance, even though she is technically still inside Kris. We will not discuss the ripped boot-cut jeans. Kim’s dress is… fine. Again, Kim looks… fine. This dress is like the evil universe version of her 2008 Emmys outfit. Time is a flat circle. Nobody took to this new fashion life like Kris — bury me in this dress. That’s all I’m saying. But truly, if you want a laugh, this is how Getty Images describes this event: “Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner attend the French Montana & Mohamed Hadid Birthday Party Powered By CIROC Pineapple and Produced By CultCollectiveEvents.com.” The lace “shirt” is not actually a shirt, BTW — it’s a bra from Agent Provocateur called the Annoushka. I used to have this piece until the lace tore; clearly Kris and I are kindred spirits. Plus, I LOVE her massive, graphic cat eye. Also, I’ve changed my mind. Bury me in THIS dress. Yes. Is it all you can look at in this picture, even though Kourtney is like 70% naked? Also yes. Such is the power of Kris.
