The first birth I had, I was pushing for 45 minutes, so that doesn’t count. Or maybe it does, depending on his specific bathroom session. But baby number two was a solid five minutes from start to finish. The birth of my twins lasted seven minutes. Even if you add up both of those quick births, 12 minutes is still faster than what he can accomplish in a bathroom! In total fairness, I did have a lot of people cheering me on to push, which my husband doesn’t get each time he poops. This post was written by Molly Schultz of Tried and True Mama and reprinted with permission.
