Sometimes they slouch them about their hands like wrist-warmers. Sometimes they slide them off their shoulders and grip them around their stomachs like a Muppet-skin stole. Sometimes I can’t even identify what they’re doing with their outerwear And if Instagram is any indication, this “unwearing” of coats has become a genuine trend. So I decided to try improperly wearing four of my favorite coats to see just how awesome — and practical — this look really is. – Pull jacket completely off shoulders.– Hold it around your stomach.– Make sure you can see the branding on the sleeve. Got it? Good. Let’s unwear some shit. Second: look at how elegantly it’s sliding down my back! That was an accident of very shiny fabric! Finally: I’m gonna come clean — this technically isn’t my jacket. I borrowed it from one of my closest friends about eight years ago and kinda… never gave it back. Sorry that this is how you learn what happened to your coat, AJ. HELL. NO. FASHION IS CANCELLED. KYLIE IS CANCELLED. SHUT IT DOWN. (Unrelated: This coat is proof that people used to be TINY. The sleeves on this hit me between wrist and elbow. By my great-great aunt’s standards, I’m an unfathomable giant.) I couldn’t loop the strap over my head. “Awkward” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
title: “I Unwore My Coats Like A Kardashian Here S What Happened” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-04” author: “Daniel Mathews”
Sometimes they slouch them about their hands like wrist-warmers. Sometimes they slide them off their shoulders and grip them around their stomachs like a Muppet-skin stole. Sometimes I can’t even identify what they’re doing with their outerwear And if Instagram is any indication, this “unwearing” of coats has become a genuine trend. So I decided to try improperly wearing four of my favorite coats to see just how awesome — and practical — this look really is. – Pull jacket completely off shoulders.– Hold it around your stomach.– Make sure you can see the branding on the sleeve. Got it? Good. Let’s unwear some shit. Second: look at how elegantly it’s sliding down my back! That was an accident of very shiny fabric! Finally: I’m gonna come clean — this technically isn’t my jacket. I borrowed it from one of my closest friends about eight years ago and kinda… never gave it back. Sorry that this is how you learn what happened to your coat, AJ. HELL. NO. FASHION IS CANCELLED. KYLIE IS CANCELLED. SHUT IT DOWN. (Unrelated: This coat is proof that people used to be TINY. The sleeves on this hit me between wrist and elbow. By my great-great aunt’s standards, I’m an unfathomable giant.) I couldn’t loop the strap over my head. “Awkward” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
title: “I Unwore My Coats Like A Kardashian Here S What Happened” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-29” author: “Stephen Schupbach”
Sometimes they slouch them about their hands like wrist-warmers. Sometimes they slide them off their shoulders and grip them around their stomachs like a Muppet-skin stole. Sometimes I can’t even identify what they’re doing with their outerwear And if Instagram is any indication, this “unwearing” of coats has become a genuine trend. So I decided to try improperly wearing four of my favorite coats to see just how awesome — and practical — this look really is. – Pull jacket completely off shoulders.– Hold it around your stomach.– Make sure you can see the branding on the sleeve. Got it? Good. Let’s unwear some shit. Second: look at how elegantly it’s sliding down my back! That was an accident of very shiny fabric! Finally: I’m gonna come clean — this technically isn’t my jacket. I borrowed it from one of my closest friends about eight years ago and kinda… never gave it back. Sorry that this is how you learn what happened to your coat, AJ. HELL. NO. FASHION IS CANCELLED. KYLIE IS CANCELLED. SHUT IT DOWN. (Unrelated: This coat is proof that people used to be TINY. The sleeves on this hit me between wrist and elbow. By my great-great aunt’s standards, I’m an unfathomable giant.) I couldn’t loop the strap over my head. “Awkward” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
