Often it’s a sacrifice between a visible panty line-free butt and your sanity. Because no matter what, thongs are just never… ever… comfortable.
Right?
Apparently not. For months now, I’ve been hearing talk about a thong that’s affordable, invisible under all your clothes, and NOT agonizing to wear.
Could this possibly be real, I wondered? Have my days of thong-suffering finally come to an end? There was only one way to find out. I put my ass on the line — literally — and tested the most comfortable thong in the world.
According to both the internet and the people in my life — some of whom are noted thong fanatics — this Hanky Panky thong ($20, Nordstrom) is the greatest. It vanishes under clothing, no matter what you’re wearing, but most importantly, it’s meant to be insanely comfortable. It doesn’t cut into your hips, it doesn’t vanish into your labia, and perhaps most important, it never makes you feel like you’re experiencing a super-wedgie.
Not so. In fact, after I put this thong on, I didn’t think about it at all for the rest of the day. Raise your hand if that’s ever happened to you with lace between your butt cheeks.
Exactly. It never happens. Which is why this is so amazing.
I sat in this thong. I ran errands in this thong. I walked around, stretched, climbed up on a desk to get a giant banana piñata off a high shelf (don’t ask) in this thong. I lived my damn life in this thong, and I felt fucking spectacular doing it.
title: “I Tried The World S Most Comfortable Thong Underwear” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-28” author: “Phillip Richard”
Often it’s a sacrifice between a visible panty line-free butt and your sanity. Because no matter what, thongs are just never… ever… comfortable.
Right?
Apparently not. For months now, I’ve been hearing talk about a thong that’s affordable, invisible under all your clothes, and NOT agonizing to wear.
Could this possibly be real, I wondered? Have my days of thong-suffering finally come to an end? There was only one way to find out. I put my ass on the line — literally — and tested the most comfortable thong in the world.
According to both the internet and the people in my life — some of whom are noted thong fanatics — this Hanky Panky thong ($20, Nordstrom) is the greatest. It vanishes under clothing, no matter what you’re wearing, but most importantly, it’s meant to be insanely comfortable. It doesn’t cut into your hips, it doesn’t vanish into your labia, and perhaps most important, it never makes you feel like you’re experiencing a super-wedgie.
Not so. In fact, after I put this thong on, I didn’t think about it at all for the rest of the day. Raise your hand if that’s ever happened to you with lace between your butt cheeks.
Exactly. It never happens. Which is why this is so amazing.
I sat in this thong. I ran errands in this thong. I walked around, stretched, climbed up on a desk to get a giant banana piñata off a high shelf (don’t ask) in this thong. I lived my damn life in this thong, and I felt fucking spectacular doing it.
