It’s my personal statement against puritanism, societally imposed self-hatred, and doing laundry. Studies have shown that children reared by nudists — and they definitely are reared — grow up better adjusted. OK, so maybe I don’t do much laundry. I guess I’m not a card-carrying nudist, though, because I think that doing this forever is probably a little pervy. (By the way, where do nudists carry that card?) I’ll probably stop by the time Skylar’s in kindergarten and many of her core self-concepts are formed. Or by the time we finally splurge for a new living-room couch. As with most ideals I put into practice, of course, my other half hates this. She says that watching someone pee while standing up will confuse our daughter and that penis envy will result. (My usual response: “What, from this?”) But, the truth is, our daughter pointed exactly once, asking what that was. I told her and we moved on, no big deal. Since then, she stares at it with the same infrequency and nonchalance as she does my right thumb. At the time, though, she did ask why she didn’t have one. And I explained that one day she will get to own and control one — which is where the power really is. So how acceptable, or disturbed, do you think this is?
title: “I Hang Around The House Naked With My 2 Year Old Daughter” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-31” author: “David Cheatam”
It’s my personal statement against puritanism, societally imposed self-hatred, and doing laundry. Studies have shown that children reared by nudists — and they definitely are reared — grow up better adjusted. OK, so maybe I don’t do much laundry. I guess I’m not a card-carrying nudist, though, because I think that doing this forever is probably a little pervy. (By the way, where do nudists carry that card?) I’ll probably stop by the time Skylar’s in kindergarten and many of her core self-concepts are formed. Or by the time we finally splurge for a new living-room couch. As with most ideals I put into practice, of course, my other half hates this. She says that watching someone pee while standing up will confuse our daughter and that penis envy will result. (My usual response: “What, from this?”) But, the truth is, our daughter pointed exactly once, asking what that was. I told her and we moved on, no big deal. Since then, she stares at it with the same infrequency and nonchalance as she does my right thumb. At the time, though, she did ask why she didn’t have one. And I explained that one day she will get to own and control one — which is where the power really is. So how acceptable, or disturbed, do you think this is?
title: “I Hang Around The House Naked With My 2 Year Old Daughter” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-16” author: “Megan Powell”
It’s my personal statement against puritanism, societally imposed self-hatred, and doing laundry. Studies have shown that children reared by nudists — and they definitely are reared — grow up better adjusted. OK, so maybe I don’t do much laundry. I guess I’m not a card-carrying nudist, though, because I think that doing this forever is probably a little pervy. (By the way, where do nudists carry that card?) I’ll probably stop by the time Skylar’s in kindergarten and many of her core self-concepts are formed. Or by the time we finally splurge for a new living-room couch. As with most ideals I put into practice, of course, my other half hates this. She says that watching someone pee while standing up will confuse our daughter and that penis envy will result. (My usual response: “What, from this?”) But, the truth is, our daughter pointed exactly once, asking what that was. I told her and we moved on, no big deal. Since then, she stares at it with the same infrequency and nonchalance as she does my right thumb. At the time, though, she did ask why she didn’t have one. And I explained that one day she will get to own and control one — which is where the power really is. So how acceptable, or disturbed, do you think this is?
title: “I Hang Around The House Naked With My 2 Year Old Daughter” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-04” author: “Johnny Page”
It’s my personal statement against puritanism, societally imposed self-hatred, and doing laundry. Studies have shown that children reared by nudists — and they definitely are reared — grow up better adjusted. OK, so maybe I don’t do much laundry. I guess I’m not a card-carrying nudist, though, because I think that doing this forever is probably a little pervy. (By the way, where do nudists carry that card?) I’ll probably stop by the time Skylar’s in kindergarten and many of her core self-concepts are formed. Or by the time we finally splurge for a new living-room couch. As with most ideals I put into practice, of course, my other half hates this. She says that watching someone pee while standing up will confuse our daughter and that penis envy will result. (My usual response: “What, from this?”) But, the truth is, our daughter pointed exactly once, asking what that was. I told her and we moved on, no big deal. Since then, she stares at it with the same infrequency and nonchalance as she does my right thumb. At the time, though, she did ask why she didn’t have one. And I explained that one day she will get to own and control one — which is where the power really is. So how acceptable, or disturbed, do you think this is?
title: “I Hang Around The House Naked With My 2 Year Old Daughter” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-09” author: “James Quigg”
It’s my personal statement against puritanism, societally imposed self-hatred, and doing laundry. Studies have shown that children reared by nudists — and they definitely are reared — grow up better adjusted. OK, so maybe I don’t do much laundry. I guess I’m not a card-carrying nudist, though, because I think that doing this forever is probably a little pervy. (By the way, where do nudists carry that card?) I’ll probably stop by the time Skylar’s in kindergarten and many of her core self-concepts are formed. Or by the time we finally splurge for a new living-room couch. As with most ideals I put into practice, of course, my other half hates this. She says that watching someone pee while standing up will confuse our daughter and that penis envy will result. (My usual response: “What, from this?”) But, the truth is, our daughter pointed exactly once, asking what that was. I told her and we moved on, no big deal. Since then, she stares at it with the same infrequency and nonchalance as she does my right thumb. At the time, though, she did ask why she didn’t have one. And I explained that one day she will get to own and control one — which is where the power really is. So how acceptable, or disturbed, do you think this is?
title: “I Hang Around The House Naked With My 2 Year Old Daughter” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-27” author: “Alan Buoy”
It’s my personal statement against puritanism, societally imposed self-hatred, and doing laundry. Studies have shown that children reared by nudists — and they definitely are reared — grow up better adjusted. OK, so maybe I don’t do much laundry. I guess I’m not a card-carrying nudist, though, because I think that doing this forever is probably a little pervy. (By the way, where do nudists carry that card?) I’ll probably stop by the time Skylar’s in kindergarten and many of her core self-concepts are formed. Or by the time we finally splurge for a new living-room couch. As with most ideals I put into practice, of course, my other half hates this. She says that watching someone pee while standing up will confuse our daughter and that penis envy will result. (My usual response: “What, from this?”) But, the truth is, our daughter pointed exactly once, asking what that was. I told her and we moved on, no big deal. Since then, she stares at it with the same infrequency and nonchalance as she does my right thumb. At the time, though, she did ask why she didn’t have one. And I explained that one day she will get to own and control one — which is where the power really is. So how acceptable, or disturbed, do you think this is?
title: “I Hang Around The House Naked With My 2 Year Old Daughter” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-23” author: “Donna Fisher”
It’s my personal statement against puritanism, societally imposed self-hatred, and doing laundry. Studies have shown that children reared by nudists — and they definitely are reared — grow up better adjusted. OK, so maybe I don’t do much laundry. I guess I’m not a card-carrying nudist, though, because I think that doing this forever is probably a little pervy. (By the way, where do nudists carry that card?) I’ll probably stop by the time Skylar’s in kindergarten and many of her core self-concepts are formed. Or by the time we finally splurge for a new living-room couch. As with most ideals I put into practice, of course, my other half hates this. She says that watching someone pee while standing up will confuse our daughter and that penis envy will result. (My usual response: “What, from this?”) But, the truth is, our daughter pointed exactly once, asking what that was. I told her and we moved on, no big deal. Since then, she stares at it with the same infrequency and nonchalance as she does my right thumb. At the time, though, she did ask why she didn’t have one. And I explained that one day she will get to own and control one — which is where the power really is. So how acceptable, or disturbed, do you think this is?
