So did I. I even leaned over to my husband a few hours after she was born and asked “I don’t just think she’s cute because she’s mine, do I?” But the fact is, babies look like aliens when they are born. All babies. And people are really searching for something nice to say. So here’s a guide. It’s a guide for people who need something nice to say when they see a newborn. And it’s a guide for parents who are listening, thinking that the person is saying something nice about their baby. This is code for “that’s an ugly baby, but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.” Sorry. You were warned: More from The Stir: 18 Rudest Pregnancy Comments We’ve Ever Heard Got that Moms and Dads? Basically, if they avoid saying anything about your baby’s looks, you can guess what they really mean! Your newborn looks just like everyone else’s … like it belongs on another planet. Don’t worry. They get cuter as they age (maybe!). What do you say when a baby is really kind of an uggo? Image via mcdlttx/flickr
title: “How To Say That S An Ugly Baby In Code” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-16” author: “Charles Aragon”
So did I. I even leaned over to my husband a few hours after she was born and asked “I don’t just think she’s cute because she’s mine, do I?” But the fact is, babies look like aliens when they are born. All babies. And people are really searching for something nice to say. So here’s a guide. It’s a guide for people who need something nice to say when they see a newborn. And it’s a guide for parents who are listening, thinking that the person is saying something nice about their baby. This is code for “that’s an ugly baby, but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.” Sorry. You were warned: More from The Stir: 18 Rudest Pregnancy Comments We’ve Ever Heard Got that Moms and Dads? Basically, if they avoid saying anything about your baby’s looks, you can guess what they really mean! Your newborn looks just like everyone else’s … like it belongs on another planet. Don’t worry. They get cuter as they age (maybe!). What do you say when a baby is really kind of an uggo? Image via mcdlttx/flickr
title: “How To Say That S An Ugly Baby In Code” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-11” author: “Nancy Cabrera”
So did I. I even leaned over to my husband a few hours after she was born and asked “I don’t just think she’s cute because she’s mine, do I?” But the fact is, babies look like aliens when they are born. All babies. And people are really searching for something nice to say. So here’s a guide. It’s a guide for people who need something nice to say when they see a newborn. And it’s a guide for parents who are listening, thinking that the person is saying something nice about their baby. This is code for “that’s an ugly baby, but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.” Sorry. You were warned: More from The Stir: 18 Rudest Pregnancy Comments We’ve Ever Heard Got that Moms and Dads? Basically, if they avoid saying anything about your baby’s looks, you can guess what they really mean! Your newborn looks just like everyone else’s … like it belongs on another planet. Don’t worry. They get cuter as they age (maybe!). What do you say when a baby is really kind of an uggo? Image via mcdlttx/flickr
title: “How To Say That S An Ugly Baby In Code” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-27” author: “Cecil Conklin”
So did I. I even leaned over to my husband a few hours after she was born and asked “I don’t just think she’s cute because she’s mine, do I?” But the fact is, babies look like aliens when they are born. All babies. And people are really searching for something nice to say. So here’s a guide. It’s a guide for people who need something nice to say when they see a newborn. And it’s a guide for parents who are listening, thinking that the person is saying something nice about their baby. This is code for “that’s an ugly baby, but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.” Sorry. You were warned: More from The Stir: 18 Rudest Pregnancy Comments We’ve Ever Heard Got that Moms and Dads? Basically, if they avoid saying anything about your baby’s looks, you can guess what they really mean! Your newborn looks just like everyone else’s … like it belongs on another planet. Don’t worry. They get cuter as they age (maybe!). What do you say when a baby is really kind of an uggo? Image via mcdlttx/flickr
title: “How To Say That S An Ugly Baby In Code” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-28” author: “Shelley Jewell”
So did I. I even leaned over to my husband a few hours after she was born and asked “I don’t just think she’s cute because she’s mine, do I?” But the fact is, babies look like aliens when they are born. All babies. And people are really searching for something nice to say. So here’s a guide. It’s a guide for people who need something nice to say when they see a newborn. And it’s a guide for parents who are listening, thinking that the person is saying something nice about their baby. This is code for “that’s an ugly baby, but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.” Sorry. You were warned: More from The Stir: 18 Rudest Pregnancy Comments We’ve Ever Heard Got that Moms and Dads? Basically, if they avoid saying anything about your baby’s looks, you can guess what they really mean! Your newborn looks just like everyone else’s … like it belongs on another planet. Don’t worry. They get cuter as they age (maybe!). What do you say when a baby is really kind of an uggo? Image via mcdlttx/flickr
title: “How To Say That S An Ugly Baby In Code” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-07” author: “Francis Harmon”
So did I. I even leaned over to my husband a few hours after she was born and asked “I don’t just think she’s cute because she’s mine, do I?” But the fact is, babies look like aliens when they are born. All babies. And people are really searching for something nice to say. So here’s a guide. It’s a guide for people who need something nice to say when they see a newborn. And it’s a guide for parents who are listening, thinking that the person is saying something nice about their baby. This is code for “that’s an ugly baby, but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.” Sorry. You were warned: More from The Stir: 18 Rudest Pregnancy Comments We’ve Ever Heard Got that Moms and Dads? Basically, if they avoid saying anything about your baby’s looks, you can guess what they really mean! Your newborn looks just like everyone else’s … like it belongs on another planet. Don’t worry. They get cuter as they age (maybe!). What do you say when a baby is really kind of an uggo? Image via mcdlttx/flickr
title: “How To Say That S An Ugly Baby In Code” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-14” author: “Linda Childs”
So did I. I even leaned over to my husband a few hours after she was born and asked “I don’t just think she’s cute because she’s mine, do I?” But the fact is, babies look like aliens when they are born. All babies. And people are really searching for something nice to say. So here’s a guide. It’s a guide for people who need something nice to say when they see a newborn. And it’s a guide for parents who are listening, thinking that the person is saying something nice about their baby. This is code for “that’s an ugly baby, but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.” Sorry. You were warned: More from The Stir: 18 Rudest Pregnancy Comments We’ve Ever Heard Got that Moms and Dads? Basically, if they avoid saying anything about your baby’s looks, you can guess what they really mean! Your newborn looks just like everyone else’s … like it belongs on another planet. Don’t worry. They get cuter as they age (maybe!). What do you say when a baby is really kind of an uggo? Image via mcdlttx/flickr
title: “How To Say That S An Ugly Baby In Code” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-10” author: “Julie Flores”
So did I. I even leaned over to my husband a few hours after she was born and asked “I don’t just think she’s cute because she’s mine, do I?” But the fact is, babies look like aliens when they are born. All babies. And people are really searching for something nice to say. So here’s a guide. It’s a guide for people who need something nice to say when they see a newborn. And it’s a guide for parents who are listening, thinking that the person is saying something nice about their baby. This is code for “that’s an ugly baby, but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.” Sorry. You were warned: More from The Stir: 18 Rudest Pregnancy Comments We’ve Ever Heard Got that Moms and Dads? Basically, if they avoid saying anything about your baby’s looks, you can guess what they really mean! Your newborn looks just like everyone else’s … like it belongs on another planet. Don’t worry. They get cuter as they age (maybe!). What do you say when a baby is really kind of an uggo? Image via mcdlttx/flickr
