Henry VIII is not one of these. Because Henry VIII was a total fuckboy. That’s right: Henry Tudor, King of England from 1491 to 1547, was a prime fuckboy. Perhaps one of history’s earliest. He was basically the Justin Bieber of the 16th century, minus the abs and plus a festering leg wound. I’d also be willing to bet money that his emoji game was weak as hell. But not YOU. YOU’RE not like other girls. YOU’RE special. That’s basically a Drake song. And this explains a lot about both Drake AND Henry VIII.
title: “Here S Definitive Proof That Henry Viii Was A Total Fuckboy” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-19” author: “Michael Holbrook”
Henry VIII is not one of these. Because Henry VIII was a total fuckboy. That’s right: Henry Tudor, King of England from 1491 to 1547, was a prime fuckboy. Perhaps one of history’s earliest. He was basically the Justin Bieber of the 16th century, minus the abs and plus a festering leg wound. I’d also be willing to bet money that his emoji game was weak as hell. But not YOU. YOU’RE not like other girls. YOU’RE special. That’s basically a Drake song. And this explains a lot about both Drake AND Henry VIII.
title: “Here S Definitive Proof That Henry Viii Was A Total Fuckboy” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-12” author: “Alice Lowder”
Henry VIII is not one of these. Because Henry VIII was a total fuckboy. That’s right: Henry Tudor, King of England from 1491 to 1547, was a prime fuckboy. Perhaps one of history’s earliest. He was basically the Justin Bieber of the 16th century, minus the abs and plus a festering leg wound. I’d also be willing to bet money that his emoji game was weak as hell. But not YOU. YOU’RE not like other girls. YOU’RE special. That’s basically a Drake song. And this explains a lot about both Drake AND Henry VIII.
title: “Here S Definitive Proof That Henry Viii Was A Total Fuckboy” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-16” author: “Michael Robbins”
Henry VIII is not one of these. Because Henry VIII was a total fuckboy. That’s right: Henry Tudor, King of England from 1491 to 1547, was a prime fuckboy. Perhaps one of history’s earliest. He was basically the Justin Bieber of the 16th century, minus the abs and plus a festering leg wound. I’d also be willing to bet money that his emoji game was weak as hell. But not YOU. YOU’RE not like other girls. YOU’RE special. That’s basically a Drake song. And this explains a lot about both Drake AND Henry VIII.