And it’s a good thing, too! Apparently. Kleenex-brand Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer recently recalled hundreds of bottles of the product because they contained bacteria that “may pose serious health risks to people with weakened immune systems.” Isn’t it ironic/dontcha think/It’s like microbial bacteriaaaaa in your hand sanitizer! By the way, that Alanis Morissette reference is a double-whammy: Not only does this recall reek of irony, it happened in Canada. Supposedly healthy people aren’t at much of a risk, but those aforementioned folks with the weakened immune systems, “especially those with cystic fibrosis,” could develop anything from pneumonia to blood infections. Well, that’s just awesome. Of course recalls of all kinds of products happen all the time. But here’s the part I don’t get — isn’t hand sanitizer supposed to kill germs? Why didn’t the bacteria contaminating those recalled bottles get zapped on contact with the magic goo inside? I’m confused. Unless this particular bacteria is one of those superpowerful, antibiotic-resistant bugs we created by using too much hand sanitizer … ack, it’s like a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma! My head is spinning! Anyway, moral of the story? Soap. Soap and water are your friends. As for on-the-go cleanups, why not stash a package of plain old baby wipes in your bag? They won’t kill germs, but they won’t breed monster zombie germs either. Do you use hand sanitizer? Image via Myrone Delacruz/Flickr
title: “Hand Sanitizer Recalled Because It S Making People Deathly Ill” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-22” author: “Brian Green”
And it’s a good thing, too! Apparently. Kleenex-brand Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer recently recalled hundreds of bottles of the product because they contained bacteria that “may pose serious health risks to people with weakened immune systems.” Isn’t it ironic/dontcha think/It’s like microbial bacteriaaaaa in your hand sanitizer! By the way, that Alanis Morissette reference is a double-whammy: Not only does this recall reek of irony, it happened in Canada. Supposedly healthy people aren’t at much of a risk, but those aforementioned folks with the weakened immune systems, “especially those with cystic fibrosis,” could develop anything from pneumonia to blood infections. Well, that’s just awesome. Of course recalls of all kinds of products happen all the time. But here’s the part I don’t get — isn’t hand sanitizer supposed to kill germs? Why didn’t the bacteria contaminating those recalled bottles get zapped on contact with the magic goo inside? I’m confused. Unless this particular bacteria is one of those superpowerful, antibiotic-resistant bugs we created by using too much hand sanitizer … ack, it’s like a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma! My head is spinning! Anyway, moral of the story? Soap. Soap and water are your friends. As for on-the-go cleanups, why not stash a package of plain old baby wipes in your bag? They won’t kill germs, but they won’t breed monster zombie germs either. Do you use hand sanitizer? Image via Myrone Delacruz/Flickr
title: “Hand Sanitizer Recalled Because It S Making People Deathly Ill” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-08” author: “Laura Zamorano”
And it’s a good thing, too! Apparently. Kleenex-brand Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer recently recalled hundreds of bottles of the product because they contained bacteria that “may pose serious health risks to people with weakened immune systems.” Isn’t it ironic/dontcha think/It’s like microbial bacteriaaaaa in your hand sanitizer! By the way, that Alanis Morissette reference is a double-whammy: Not only does this recall reek of irony, it happened in Canada. Supposedly healthy people aren’t at much of a risk, but those aforementioned folks with the weakened immune systems, “especially those with cystic fibrosis,” could develop anything from pneumonia to blood infections. Well, that’s just awesome. Of course recalls of all kinds of products happen all the time. But here’s the part I don’t get — isn’t hand sanitizer supposed to kill germs? Why didn’t the bacteria contaminating those recalled bottles get zapped on contact with the magic goo inside? I’m confused. Unless this particular bacteria is one of those superpowerful, antibiotic-resistant bugs we created by using too much hand sanitizer … ack, it’s like a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma! My head is spinning! Anyway, moral of the story? Soap. Soap and water are your friends. As for on-the-go cleanups, why not stash a package of plain old baby wipes in your bag? They won’t kill germs, but they won’t breed monster zombie germs either. Do you use hand sanitizer? Image via Myrone Delacruz/Flickr
title: “Hand Sanitizer Recalled Because It S Making People Deathly Ill” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-16” author: “Michael Powell”
And it’s a good thing, too! Apparently. Kleenex-brand Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer recently recalled hundreds of bottles of the product because they contained bacteria that “may pose serious health risks to people with weakened immune systems.” Isn’t it ironic/dontcha think/It’s like microbial bacteriaaaaa in your hand sanitizer! By the way, that Alanis Morissette reference is a double-whammy: Not only does this recall reek of irony, it happened in Canada. Supposedly healthy people aren’t at much of a risk, but those aforementioned folks with the weakened immune systems, “especially those with cystic fibrosis,” could develop anything from pneumonia to blood infections. Well, that’s just awesome. Of course recalls of all kinds of products happen all the time. But here’s the part I don’t get — isn’t hand sanitizer supposed to kill germs? Why didn’t the bacteria contaminating those recalled bottles get zapped on contact with the magic goo inside? I’m confused. Unless this particular bacteria is one of those superpowerful, antibiotic-resistant bugs we created by using too much hand sanitizer … ack, it’s like a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma! My head is spinning! Anyway, moral of the story? Soap. Soap and water are your friends. As for on-the-go cleanups, why not stash a package of plain old baby wipes in your bag? They won’t kill germs, but they won’t breed monster zombie germs either. Do you use hand sanitizer? Image via Myrone Delacruz/Flickr
title: “Hand Sanitizer Recalled Because It S Making People Deathly Ill” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-26” author: “Vera Lane”
And it’s a good thing, too! Apparently. Kleenex-brand Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer recently recalled hundreds of bottles of the product because they contained bacteria that “may pose serious health risks to people with weakened immune systems.” Isn’t it ironic/dontcha think/It’s like microbial bacteriaaaaa in your hand sanitizer! By the way, that Alanis Morissette reference is a double-whammy: Not only does this recall reek of irony, it happened in Canada. Supposedly healthy people aren’t at much of a risk, but those aforementioned folks with the weakened immune systems, “especially those with cystic fibrosis,” could develop anything from pneumonia to blood infections. Well, that’s just awesome. Of course recalls of all kinds of products happen all the time. But here’s the part I don’t get — isn’t hand sanitizer supposed to kill germs? Why didn’t the bacteria contaminating those recalled bottles get zapped on contact with the magic goo inside? I’m confused. Unless this particular bacteria is one of those superpowerful, antibiotic-resistant bugs we created by using too much hand sanitizer … ack, it’s like a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma! My head is spinning! Anyway, moral of the story? Soap. Soap and water are your friends. As for on-the-go cleanups, why not stash a package of plain old baby wipes in your bag? They won’t kill germs, but they won’t breed monster zombie germs either. Do you use hand sanitizer? Image via Myrone Delacruz/Flickr
title: “Hand Sanitizer Recalled Because It S Making People Deathly Ill” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-26” author: “Maryjane Loehr”
And it’s a good thing, too! Apparently. Kleenex-brand Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer recently recalled hundreds of bottles of the product because they contained bacteria that “may pose serious health risks to people with weakened immune systems.” Isn’t it ironic/dontcha think/It’s like microbial bacteriaaaaa in your hand sanitizer! By the way, that Alanis Morissette reference is a double-whammy: Not only does this recall reek of irony, it happened in Canada. Supposedly healthy people aren’t at much of a risk, but those aforementioned folks with the weakened immune systems, “especially those with cystic fibrosis,” could develop anything from pneumonia to blood infections. Well, that’s just awesome. Of course recalls of all kinds of products happen all the time. But here’s the part I don’t get — isn’t hand sanitizer supposed to kill germs? Why didn’t the bacteria contaminating those recalled bottles get zapped on contact with the magic goo inside? I’m confused. Unless this particular bacteria is one of those superpowerful, antibiotic-resistant bugs we created by using too much hand sanitizer … ack, it’s like a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma! My head is spinning! Anyway, moral of the story? Soap. Soap and water are your friends. As for on-the-go cleanups, why not stash a package of plain old baby wipes in your bag? They won’t kill germs, but they won’t breed monster zombie germs either. Do you use hand sanitizer? Image via Myrone Delacruz/Flickr
title: “Hand Sanitizer Recalled Because It S Making People Deathly Ill” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-28” author: “Steven Bonardi”
And it’s a good thing, too! Apparently. Kleenex-brand Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer recently recalled hundreds of bottles of the product because they contained bacteria that “may pose serious health risks to people with weakened immune systems.” Isn’t it ironic/dontcha think/It’s like microbial bacteriaaaaa in your hand sanitizer! By the way, that Alanis Morissette reference is a double-whammy: Not only does this recall reek of irony, it happened in Canada. Supposedly healthy people aren’t at much of a risk, but those aforementioned folks with the weakened immune systems, “especially those with cystic fibrosis,” could develop anything from pneumonia to blood infections. Well, that’s just awesome. Of course recalls of all kinds of products happen all the time. But here’s the part I don’t get — isn’t hand sanitizer supposed to kill germs? Why didn’t the bacteria contaminating those recalled bottles get zapped on contact with the magic goo inside? I’m confused. Unless this particular bacteria is one of those superpowerful, antibiotic-resistant bugs we created by using too much hand sanitizer … ack, it’s like a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma! My head is spinning! Anyway, moral of the story? Soap. Soap and water are your friends. As for on-the-go cleanups, why not stash a package of plain old baby wipes in your bag? They won’t kill germs, but they won’t breed monster zombie germs either. Do you use hand sanitizer? Image via Myrone Delacruz/Flickr
title: “Hand Sanitizer Recalled Because It S Making People Deathly Ill” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-24” author: “Myrtle Freeze”
And it’s a good thing, too! Apparently. Kleenex-brand Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer recently recalled hundreds of bottles of the product because they contained bacteria that “may pose serious health risks to people with weakened immune systems.” Isn’t it ironic/dontcha think/It’s like microbial bacteriaaaaa in your hand sanitizer! By the way, that Alanis Morissette reference is a double-whammy: Not only does this recall reek of irony, it happened in Canada. Supposedly healthy people aren’t at much of a risk, but those aforementioned folks with the weakened immune systems, “especially those with cystic fibrosis,” could develop anything from pneumonia to blood infections. Well, that’s just awesome. Of course recalls of all kinds of products happen all the time. But here’s the part I don’t get — isn’t hand sanitizer supposed to kill germs? Why didn’t the bacteria contaminating those recalled bottles get zapped on contact with the magic goo inside? I’m confused. Unless this particular bacteria is one of those superpowerful, antibiotic-resistant bugs we created by using too much hand sanitizer … ack, it’s like a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma! My head is spinning! Anyway, moral of the story? Soap. Soap and water are your friends. As for on-the-go cleanups, why not stash a package of plain old baby wipes in your bag? They won’t kill germs, but they won’t breed monster zombie germs either. Do you use hand sanitizer? Image via Myrone Delacruz/Flickr
