More from CafeMom: Boy’s Bad Behavior Almost Drove His Teacher to Quit — Then She Adopted Him More from CafeMom: Toddlers Explore the Streets Without Parents in New Series That Challenges Our Inner Helicopter Moms With her husband deployed and a 3-year-old and an 8-month-old both vying for all of her time, she believes her daughter acts out a little to get some attention. The mother shared that when calling her kids ass*oles, she doesn’t even actually say it to their faces. “I just mumble it under my breath, when she walks away.” Roman’s admission isn’t necessarily pretty, but it’s realistic as hell. Even if we don’t say it out loud, there’s no denying that while we love them to death, kids are some of the biggest a**holes out there.