Doctor Offers Free Plastic Surgery In Exchange For Dates With Hot Women In Craziest Email Ever

A surgeon calling himself “the number one surgeon of his type in the Northeastern United States by volume” sent out a mass email to all the contacts he met at a conference. Not SO weird, right? Just wait. He was not looking for professional contacts. Oh no. He was soliciting matchups. With their friends.  But it did not stop there… These fix-ups were only acceptable IF the woman met his laundry list of criteria. And what a list it is. See below: And what was he offering in return for these matches? Why, plastic surgery, natch. He offered a tiered payment plan of money and or surgery in lieu of cash. This is not a joke. I repeat: this is not a joke. Look, it’s one thing to ask friends for a blind date. We’ve all been there. And why not? They know you better than anyone. But complete strangers? Really? Sadly, I am pretty sure that there are people out there who are vain enough to throw their friends under the bus for some Juvederm. Loyal, right? They get to look beautiful while their friends have to be subjected to Dr. Wackadoo? Shudder. This is so freaky. Generally, I don’t respond to mass networking emails and I certainly don’t trade Lasik surgery for sex (with my friends). I am not a pimp, after all. But hey, to each his own. Maybe this guy will meet the love of his life. I mean, would you set your girlfriend up with someone just because he’s a surgeon and you could get some free cosmetic treatments? This may be a new friendship litmus test. Would you set your girlfriend up and get the free surgery, if she never had to know about it? Image via BethD821/Flickr

title: “Doctor Offers Free Plastic Surgery In Exchange For Dates With Hot Women In Craziest Email Ever” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-10” author: “Mary Lopez”

A surgeon calling himself “the number one surgeon of his type in the Northeastern United States by volume” sent out a mass email to all the contacts he met at a conference. Not SO weird, right? Just wait. He was not looking for professional contacts. Oh no. He was soliciting matchups. With their friends.  But it did not stop there… These fix-ups were only acceptable IF the woman met his laundry list of criteria. And what a list it is. See below: And what was he offering in return for these matches? Why, plastic surgery, natch. He offered a tiered payment plan of money and or surgery in lieu of cash. This is not a joke. I repeat: this is not a joke. Look, it’s one thing to ask friends for a blind date. We’ve all been there. And why not? They know you better than anyone. But complete strangers? Really? Sadly, I am pretty sure that there are people out there who are vain enough to throw their friends under the bus for some Juvederm. Loyal, right? They get to look beautiful while their friends have to be subjected to Dr. Wackadoo? Shudder. This is so freaky. Generally, I don’t respond to mass networking emails and I certainly don’t trade Lasik surgery for sex (with my friends). I am not a pimp, after all. But hey, to each his own. Maybe this guy will meet the love of his life. I mean, would you set your girlfriend up with someone just because he’s a surgeon and you could get some free cosmetic treatments? This may be a new friendship litmus test. Would you set your girlfriend up and get the free surgery, if she never had to know about it? Image via BethD821/Flickr

title: “Doctor Offers Free Plastic Surgery In Exchange For Dates With Hot Women In Craziest Email Ever” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-23” author: “George Horton”

A surgeon calling himself “the number one surgeon of his type in the Northeastern United States by volume” sent out a mass email to all the contacts he met at a conference. Not SO weird, right? Just wait. He was not looking for professional contacts. Oh no. He was soliciting matchups. With their friends.  But it did not stop there… These fix-ups were only acceptable IF the woman met his laundry list of criteria. And what a list it is. See below: And what was he offering in return for these matches? Why, plastic surgery, natch. He offered a tiered payment plan of money and or surgery in lieu of cash. This is not a joke. I repeat: this is not a joke. Look, it’s one thing to ask friends for a blind date. We’ve all been there. And why not? They know you better than anyone. But complete strangers? Really? Sadly, I am pretty sure that there are people out there who are vain enough to throw their friends under the bus for some Juvederm. Loyal, right? They get to look beautiful while their friends have to be subjected to Dr. Wackadoo? Shudder. This is so freaky. Generally, I don’t respond to mass networking emails and I certainly don’t trade Lasik surgery for sex (with my friends). I am not a pimp, after all. But hey, to each his own. Maybe this guy will meet the love of his life. I mean, would you set your girlfriend up with someone just because he’s a surgeon and you could get some free cosmetic treatments? This may be a new friendship litmus test. Would you set your girlfriend up and get the free surgery, if she never had to know about it? Image via BethD821/Flickr

title: “Doctor Offers Free Plastic Surgery In Exchange For Dates With Hot Women In Craziest Email Ever” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-26” author: “Jose Phillips”

A surgeon calling himself “the number one surgeon of his type in the Northeastern United States by volume” sent out a mass email to all the contacts he met at a conference. Not SO weird, right? Just wait. He was not looking for professional contacts. Oh no. He was soliciting matchups. With their friends.  But it did not stop there… These fix-ups were only acceptable IF the woman met his laundry list of criteria. And what a list it is. See below: And what was he offering in return for these matches? Why, plastic surgery, natch. He offered a tiered payment plan of money and or surgery in lieu of cash. This is not a joke. I repeat: this is not a joke. Look, it’s one thing to ask friends for a blind date. We’ve all been there. And why not? They know you better than anyone. But complete strangers? Really? Sadly, I am pretty sure that there are people out there who are vain enough to throw their friends under the bus for some Juvederm. Loyal, right? They get to look beautiful while their friends have to be subjected to Dr. Wackadoo? Shudder. This is so freaky. Generally, I don’t respond to mass networking emails and I certainly don’t trade Lasik surgery for sex (with my friends). I am not a pimp, after all. But hey, to each his own. Maybe this guy will meet the love of his life. I mean, would you set your girlfriend up with someone just because he’s a surgeon and you could get some free cosmetic treatments? This may be a new friendship litmus test. Would you set your girlfriend up and get the free surgery, if she never had to know about it? Image via BethD821/Flickr

title: “Doctor Offers Free Plastic Surgery In Exchange For Dates With Hot Women In Craziest Email Ever” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-18” author: “Georgia Grisham”

A surgeon calling himself “the number one surgeon of his type in the Northeastern United States by volume” sent out a mass email to all the contacts he met at a conference. Not SO weird, right? Just wait. He was not looking for professional contacts. Oh no. He was soliciting matchups. With their friends.  But it did not stop there… These fix-ups were only acceptable IF the woman met his laundry list of criteria. And what a list it is. See below: And what was he offering in return for these matches? Why, plastic surgery, natch. He offered a tiered payment plan of money and or surgery in lieu of cash. This is not a joke. I repeat: this is not a joke. Look, it’s one thing to ask friends for a blind date. We’ve all been there. And why not? They know you better than anyone. But complete strangers? Really? Sadly, I am pretty sure that there are people out there who are vain enough to throw their friends under the bus for some Juvederm. Loyal, right? They get to look beautiful while their friends have to be subjected to Dr. Wackadoo? Shudder. This is so freaky. Generally, I don’t respond to mass networking emails and I certainly don’t trade Lasik surgery for sex (with my friends). I am not a pimp, after all. But hey, to each his own. Maybe this guy will meet the love of his life. I mean, would you set your girlfriend up with someone just because he’s a surgeon and you could get some free cosmetic treatments? This may be a new friendship litmus test. Would you set your girlfriend up and get the free surgery, if she never had to know about it? Image via BethD821/Flickr

title: “Doctor Offers Free Plastic Surgery In Exchange For Dates With Hot Women In Craziest Email Ever” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-24” author: “Roslyn Mccrossen”

A surgeon calling himself “the number one surgeon of his type in the Northeastern United States by volume” sent out a mass email to all the contacts he met at a conference. Not SO weird, right? Just wait. He was not looking for professional contacts. Oh no. He was soliciting matchups. With their friends.  But it did not stop there… These fix-ups were only acceptable IF the woman met his laundry list of criteria. And what a list it is. See below: And what was he offering in return for these matches? Why, plastic surgery, natch. He offered a tiered payment plan of money and or surgery in lieu of cash. This is not a joke. I repeat: this is not a joke. Look, it’s one thing to ask friends for a blind date. We’ve all been there. And why not? They know you better than anyone. But complete strangers? Really? Sadly, I am pretty sure that there are people out there who are vain enough to throw their friends under the bus for some Juvederm. Loyal, right? They get to look beautiful while their friends have to be subjected to Dr. Wackadoo? Shudder. This is so freaky. Generally, I don’t respond to mass networking emails and I certainly don’t trade Lasik surgery for sex (with my friends). I am not a pimp, after all. But hey, to each his own. Maybe this guy will meet the love of his life. I mean, would you set your girlfriend up with someone just because he’s a surgeon and you could get some free cosmetic treatments? This may be a new friendship litmus test. Would you set your girlfriend up and get the free surgery, if she never had to know about it? Image via BethD821/Flickr

title: “Doctor Offers Free Plastic Surgery In Exchange For Dates With Hot Women In Craziest Email Ever” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-02” author: “Derrick Weyers”

A surgeon calling himself “the number one surgeon of his type in the Northeastern United States by volume” sent out a mass email to all the contacts he met at a conference. Not SO weird, right? Just wait. He was not looking for professional contacts. Oh no. He was soliciting matchups. With their friends.  But it did not stop there… These fix-ups were only acceptable IF the woman met his laundry list of criteria. And what a list it is. See below: And what was he offering in return for these matches? Why, plastic surgery, natch. He offered a tiered payment plan of money and or surgery in lieu of cash. This is not a joke. I repeat: this is not a joke. Look, it’s one thing to ask friends for a blind date. We’ve all been there. And why not? They know you better than anyone. But complete strangers? Really? Sadly, I am pretty sure that there are people out there who are vain enough to throw their friends under the bus for some Juvederm. Loyal, right? They get to look beautiful while their friends have to be subjected to Dr. Wackadoo? Shudder. This is so freaky. Generally, I don’t respond to mass networking emails and I certainly don’t trade Lasik surgery for sex (with my friends). I am not a pimp, after all. But hey, to each his own. Maybe this guy will meet the love of his life. I mean, would you set your girlfriend up with someone just because he’s a surgeon and you could get some free cosmetic treatments? This may be a new friendship litmus test. Would you set your girlfriend up and get the free surgery, if she never had to know about it? Image via BethD821/Flickr