Conversation Heart Sayings The Married Couple S Edition

WIFE CONVERSATION HEARTS: R THOSE UR TOENAILS? U WANNA PUT WHAT, WHERE? BRUSH UR TEETH IF UR GONNA LEAVE UR SIDE BE MINE? BUT CAN I BE SOMEONE ELSE’S 4 ABOUT AN HOUR? U GET THE 2AM FEEDING I SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON SHOES  SHH … THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS IS ON LET ME TURN OVER — SO I CAN PRETEND UR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HE GETS THAT FROM UR SIDE IF U DID IT THE 1ST TIME I WOULDN’T HAVE 2 ASK AGAIN COULD U B MORE LIKE ADAM LEVINE? SORRY — I HAVE A ____ACHE. SHH … THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING ROSE CEREMONY EVER!  WERE U EATING CHIPS IN BED? — I THINK A CORNER IS EMBEDDED IN MY THIGH? I’M PREGNANT … PSYCHE I LIED — UR HAIR IS NOTICEABLY THINNING More from CafeMom: 15 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Received By Real Women HUBBY CONVERSATION HEARTS: CAN I TRADE THIS FOR A HALL PASS? IT’S OK IF UR NOT IN THE MOOD — I’LL B QUICK SHH … THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION IS ON — AGAIN I’M LISTENING … WAIT, WHAT? I LIED — UR MOTHER IS ANNOYING DO U HAVE THE REMOTE? COULD U MOVE UR HEAD, I CAN’T C THE GAME WAIT, LET ME TURN YOU OVER SO I PRETEND UR JESSICA BIEL UR MUCH HAIRIER THAN I REMEMBER  I CAN BE ROMANTIC — WANNA DO IT? SHH … BRAVEHEART IS ON — AGAIN I BET ALL OUR MONEY ON TONIGHT’S GAME UR BUTT DOES LOOK BIG IN THAT BRUSHING MY TEETH IS FOREPLAY UR ON CLEAN-UP LOVE U 4EVER — SO THERE’S NO NEED TO CUDDLE And of course, I LOVE U — because if we didn’t truly feel that way, well, we wouldn’t put up with all the other stuff. Hope your V-day is full of all love and happiness.

title: “Conversation Heart Sayings The Married Couple S Edition” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-16” author: “Jerry Reinsfelder”

WIFE CONVERSATION HEARTS: R THOSE UR TOENAILS? U WANNA PUT WHAT, WHERE? BRUSH UR TEETH IF UR GONNA LEAVE UR SIDE BE MINE? BUT CAN I BE SOMEONE ELSE’S 4 ABOUT AN HOUR? U GET THE 2AM FEEDING I SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON SHOES  SHH … THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS IS ON LET ME TURN OVER — SO I CAN PRETEND UR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HE GETS THAT FROM UR SIDE IF U DID IT THE 1ST TIME I WOULDN’T HAVE 2 ASK AGAIN COULD U B MORE LIKE ADAM LEVINE? SORRY — I HAVE A ____ACHE. SHH … THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING ROSE CEREMONY EVER!  WERE U EATING CHIPS IN BED? — I THINK A CORNER IS EMBEDDED IN MY THIGH? I’M PREGNANT … PSYCHE I LIED — UR HAIR IS NOTICEABLY THINNING More from CafeMom: 15 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Received By Real Women HUBBY CONVERSATION HEARTS: CAN I TRADE THIS FOR A HALL PASS? IT’S OK IF UR NOT IN THE MOOD — I’LL B QUICK SHH … THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION IS ON — AGAIN I’M LISTENING … WAIT, WHAT? I LIED — UR MOTHER IS ANNOYING DO U HAVE THE REMOTE? COULD U MOVE UR HEAD, I CAN’T C THE GAME WAIT, LET ME TURN YOU OVER SO I PRETEND UR JESSICA BIEL UR MUCH HAIRIER THAN I REMEMBER  I CAN BE ROMANTIC — WANNA DO IT? SHH … BRAVEHEART IS ON — AGAIN I BET ALL OUR MONEY ON TONIGHT’S GAME UR BUTT DOES LOOK BIG IN THAT BRUSHING MY TEETH IS FOREPLAY UR ON CLEAN-UP LOVE U 4EVER — SO THERE’S NO NEED TO CUDDLE And of course, I LOVE U — because if we didn’t truly feel that way, well, we wouldn’t put up with all the other stuff. Hope your V-day is full of all love and happiness.

title: “Conversation Heart Sayings The Married Couple S Edition” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-15” author: “James Hiser”

WIFE CONVERSATION HEARTS: R THOSE UR TOENAILS? U WANNA PUT WHAT, WHERE? BRUSH UR TEETH IF UR GONNA LEAVE UR SIDE BE MINE? BUT CAN I BE SOMEONE ELSE’S 4 ABOUT AN HOUR? U GET THE 2AM FEEDING I SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON SHOES  SHH … THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS IS ON LET ME TURN OVER — SO I CAN PRETEND UR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HE GETS THAT FROM UR SIDE IF U DID IT THE 1ST TIME I WOULDN’T HAVE 2 ASK AGAIN COULD U B MORE LIKE ADAM LEVINE? SORRY — I HAVE A ____ACHE. SHH … THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING ROSE CEREMONY EVER!  WERE U EATING CHIPS IN BED? — I THINK A CORNER IS EMBEDDED IN MY THIGH? I’M PREGNANT … PSYCHE I LIED — UR HAIR IS NOTICEABLY THINNING More from CafeMom: 15 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Received By Real Women HUBBY CONVERSATION HEARTS: CAN I TRADE THIS FOR A HALL PASS? IT’S OK IF UR NOT IN THE MOOD — I’LL B QUICK SHH … THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION IS ON — AGAIN I’M LISTENING … WAIT, WHAT? I LIED — UR MOTHER IS ANNOYING DO U HAVE THE REMOTE? COULD U MOVE UR HEAD, I CAN’T C THE GAME WAIT, LET ME TURN YOU OVER SO I PRETEND UR JESSICA BIEL UR MUCH HAIRIER THAN I REMEMBER  I CAN BE ROMANTIC — WANNA DO IT? SHH … BRAVEHEART IS ON — AGAIN I BET ALL OUR MONEY ON TONIGHT’S GAME UR BUTT DOES LOOK BIG IN THAT BRUSHING MY TEETH IS FOREPLAY UR ON CLEAN-UP LOVE U 4EVER — SO THERE’S NO NEED TO CUDDLE And of course, I LOVE U — because if we didn’t truly feel that way, well, we wouldn’t put up with all the other stuff. Hope your V-day is full of all love and happiness.

title: “Conversation Heart Sayings The Married Couple S Edition” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-08” author: “Celeste Hinsley”

WIFE CONVERSATION HEARTS: R THOSE UR TOENAILS? U WANNA PUT WHAT, WHERE? BRUSH UR TEETH IF UR GONNA LEAVE UR SIDE BE MINE? BUT CAN I BE SOMEONE ELSE’S 4 ABOUT AN HOUR? U GET THE 2AM FEEDING I SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON SHOES  SHH … THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS IS ON LET ME TURN OVER — SO I CAN PRETEND UR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HE GETS THAT FROM UR SIDE IF U DID IT THE 1ST TIME I WOULDN’T HAVE 2 ASK AGAIN COULD U B MORE LIKE ADAM LEVINE? SORRY — I HAVE A ____ACHE. SHH … THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING ROSE CEREMONY EVER!  WERE U EATING CHIPS IN BED? — I THINK A CORNER IS EMBEDDED IN MY THIGH? I’M PREGNANT … PSYCHE I LIED — UR HAIR IS NOTICEABLY THINNING More from CafeMom: 15 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Received By Real Women HUBBY CONVERSATION HEARTS: CAN I TRADE THIS FOR A HALL PASS? IT’S OK IF UR NOT IN THE MOOD — I’LL B QUICK SHH … THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION IS ON — AGAIN I’M LISTENING … WAIT, WHAT? I LIED — UR MOTHER IS ANNOYING DO U HAVE THE REMOTE? COULD U MOVE UR HEAD, I CAN’T C THE GAME WAIT, LET ME TURN YOU OVER SO I PRETEND UR JESSICA BIEL UR MUCH HAIRIER THAN I REMEMBER  I CAN BE ROMANTIC — WANNA DO IT? SHH … BRAVEHEART IS ON — AGAIN I BET ALL OUR MONEY ON TONIGHT’S GAME UR BUTT DOES LOOK BIG IN THAT BRUSHING MY TEETH IS FOREPLAY UR ON CLEAN-UP LOVE U 4EVER — SO THERE’S NO NEED TO CUDDLE And of course, I LOVE U — because if we didn’t truly feel that way, well, we wouldn’t put up with all the other stuff. Hope your V-day is full of all love and happiness.

title: “Conversation Heart Sayings The Married Couple S Edition” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-28” author: “Debra Flaherty”

WIFE CONVERSATION HEARTS: R THOSE UR TOENAILS? U WANNA PUT WHAT, WHERE? BRUSH UR TEETH IF UR GONNA LEAVE UR SIDE BE MINE? BUT CAN I BE SOMEONE ELSE’S 4 ABOUT AN HOUR? U GET THE 2AM FEEDING I SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON SHOES  SHH … THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS IS ON LET ME TURN OVER — SO I CAN PRETEND UR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HE GETS THAT FROM UR SIDE IF U DID IT THE 1ST TIME I WOULDN’T HAVE 2 ASK AGAIN COULD U B MORE LIKE ADAM LEVINE? SORRY — I HAVE A ____ACHE. SHH … THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING ROSE CEREMONY EVER!  WERE U EATING CHIPS IN BED? — I THINK A CORNER IS EMBEDDED IN MY THIGH? I’M PREGNANT … PSYCHE I LIED — UR HAIR IS NOTICEABLY THINNING More from CafeMom: 15 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Received By Real Women HUBBY CONVERSATION HEARTS: CAN I TRADE THIS FOR A HALL PASS? IT’S OK IF UR NOT IN THE MOOD — I’LL B QUICK SHH … THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION IS ON — AGAIN I’M LISTENING … WAIT, WHAT? I LIED — UR MOTHER IS ANNOYING DO U HAVE THE REMOTE? COULD U MOVE UR HEAD, I CAN’T C THE GAME WAIT, LET ME TURN YOU OVER SO I PRETEND UR JESSICA BIEL UR MUCH HAIRIER THAN I REMEMBER  I CAN BE ROMANTIC — WANNA DO IT? SHH … BRAVEHEART IS ON — AGAIN I BET ALL OUR MONEY ON TONIGHT’S GAME UR BUTT DOES LOOK BIG IN THAT BRUSHING MY TEETH IS FOREPLAY UR ON CLEAN-UP LOVE U 4EVER — SO THERE’S NO NEED TO CUDDLE And of course, I LOVE U — because if we didn’t truly feel that way, well, we wouldn’t put up with all the other stuff. Hope your V-day is full of all love and happiness.

title: “Conversation Heart Sayings The Married Couple S Edition” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-18” author: “Nichole Ohlsen”

WIFE CONVERSATION HEARTS: R THOSE UR TOENAILS? U WANNA PUT WHAT, WHERE? BRUSH UR TEETH IF UR GONNA LEAVE UR SIDE BE MINE? BUT CAN I BE SOMEONE ELSE’S 4 ABOUT AN HOUR? U GET THE 2AM FEEDING I SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON SHOES  SHH … THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS IS ON LET ME TURN OVER — SO I CAN PRETEND UR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HE GETS THAT FROM UR SIDE IF U DID IT THE 1ST TIME I WOULDN’T HAVE 2 ASK AGAIN COULD U B MORE LIKE ADAM LEVINE? SORRY — I HAVE A ____ACHE. SHH … THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING ROSE CEREMONY EVER!  WERE U EATING CHIPS IN BED? — I THINK A CORNER IS EMBEDDED IN MY THIGH? I’M PREGNANT … PSYCHE I LIED — UR HAIR IS NOTICEABLY THINNING More from CafeMom: 15 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Received By Real Women HUBBY CONVERSATION HEARTS: CAN I TRADE THIS FOR A HALL PASS? IT’S OK IF UR NOT IN THE MOOD — I’LL B QUICK SHH … THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION IS ON — AGAIN I’M LISTENING … WAIT, WHAT? I LIED — UR MOTHER IS ANNOYING DO U HAVE THE REMOTE? COULD U MOVE UR HEAD, I CAN’T C THE GAME WAIT, LET ME TURN YOU OVER SO I PRETEND UR JESSICA BIEL UR MUCH HAIRIER THAN I REMEMBER  I CAN BE ROMANTIC — WANNA DO IT? SHH … BRAVEHEART IS ON — AGAIN I BET ALL OUR MONEY ON TONIGHT’S GAME UR BUTT DOES LOOK BIG IN THAT BRUSHING MY TEETH IS FOREPLAY UR ON CLEAN-UP LOVE U 4EVER — SO THERE’S NO NEED TO CUDDLE And of course, I LOVE U — because if we didn’t truly feel that way, well, we wouldn’t put up with all the other stuff. Hope your V-day is full of all love and happiness.

title: “Conversation Heart Sayings The Married Couple S Edition” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-27” author: “Theresa Farness”

WIFE CONVERSATION HEARTS: R THOSE UR TOENAILS? U WANNA PUT WHAT, WHERE? BRUSH UR TEETH IF UR GONNA LEAVE UR SIDE BE MINE? BUT CAN I BE SOMEONE ELSE’S 4 ABOUT AN HOUR? U GET THE 2AM FEEDING I SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON SHOES  SHH … THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS IS ON LET ME TURN OVER — SO I CAN PRETEND UR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HE GETS THAT FROM UR SIDE IF U DID IT THE 1ST TIME I WOULDN’T HAVE 2 ASK AGAIN COULD U B MORE LIKE ADAM LEVINE? SORRY — I HAVE A ____ACHE. SHH … THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING ROSE CEREMONY EVER!  WERE U EATING CHIPS IN BED? — I THINK A CORNER IS EMBEDDED IN MY THIGH? I’M PREGNANT … PSYCHE I LIED — UR HAIR IS NOTICEABLY THINNING More from CafeMom: 15 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Received By Real Women HUBBY CONVERSATION HEARTS: CAN I TRADE THIS FOR A HALL PASS? IT’S OK IF UR NOT IN THE MOOD — I’LL B QUICK SHH … THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION IS ON — AGAIN I’M LISTENING … WAIT, WHAT? I LIED — UR MOTHER IS ANNOYING DO U HAVE THE REMOTE? COULD U MOVE UR HEAD, I CAN’T C THE GAME WAIT, LET ME TURN YOU OVER SO I PRETEND UR JESSICA BIEL UR MUCH HAIRIER THAN I REMEMBER  I CAN BE ROMANTIC — WANNA DO IT? SHH … BRAVEHEART IS ON — AGAIN I BET ALL OUR MONEY ON TONIGHT’S GAME UR BUTT DOES LOOK BIG IN THAT BRUSHING MY TEETH IS FOREPLAY UR ON CLEAN-UP LOVE U 4EVER — SO THERE’S NO NEED TO CUDDLE And of course, I LOVE U — because if we didn’t truly feel that way, well, we wouldn’t put up with all the other stuff. Hope your V-day is full of all love and happiness.