Oprah:Can you imagine having the wisdom of the ultimate daytime-talk-show queen pervading your special day? Of course, your husband would be totally left out of the whole deal, but everyone in your wedding party would get a car! Never mind that Oprah’s never been married. Neither has Father McDermott! Lady Gaga:On the other hand … if it’s spectacle rather than words of wisdom you want, you could go with Stefani Germanotta. And everyone could fry up her outfit for the buffet. I really like this idea! James Franco:He’s an actor. A grad student. An Oscar co-host. A screenwriter. A painter. An author. Do you really think it’d be much of a stretch for him to study up on marriage vows? Trouble is, the bride would be lusting after the officiant. Not kosher. Mel Gibson:I mean, the guy was married for 20-some years and spawned a huge family while espousing family values! Who better to start your marriage off … wait, what? He did? With who? And a baby? And then he what? Sheesh! Never mind. Larry King:He’s been married eight times! Who knows weddings better than him? Plus, he’s retiring, so he’s available, right? James Earl Jones:If Darth Vader says you’re married — oh, you’re married all right. If I could have anyone perform my wedding — I mean besides our beloved rabbi, who did perform ours, and was very good-natured about a prank I pulled on him at the altar (yeah, I know, my mom couldn’t believe it either) — it would be the actor Peter Cook, otherwise known as The Impressive Clergyman: Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF9O6fne6nE What celeb would officiate at your wedding? Image via RevRunWisdom/Twitter
