And You Thought Your Man S Penis Was Ugly Videos

HOWEVER … when faced with what non-human penises look like, I think my attitude on this subject may be changing. No, I’m not talking alien penises or Avatar-inspired Na’vi penises. I’m talking about animal penises. Those belonging to, say, turtles or ducks. Something we don’t think about, uh, ever — unless you’re watching some of those PG-13-rated National Geographic programs that show various creatures humping mating. But have you ever seen an up-close-and-personal shot of their ding-dongs? I didn’t think so. Well, now, you can! And I guarantee it will give you a new appreciation for your man’s package.    Like, okay, here’s a turtle penis. It’s ENORMOUS and, as my editor noted, almost as big as the turtle itself. Who knew that these reptiles were packing so much under their shells. Warning: After viewing this penis that looks like a purple mushroom on steroids, you might be scarred for life. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OuUwLr20qI Or, how about a duck’s junk — in slow motion?? Oh yes, someone WENT THERE and actually filmed the thing … and measured it! Now, I have never been one for horror films, and this is no different. I seriously think I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Watch Donald’s quack-tastic penis uncoil below … if you dare. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU The following animal — a spiny anteater called an echidna — is freaky in itself. Now, when a zoologist unintentionally arouses the animal, it gets a wild hard-on that looks like something out of science fiction. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it has FOUR HEADS. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKZcf0KBo-U And here are several other horrifying animal penises, if you must look. You know you want to! Do these animal penises make you appreciate your man’s more? Image via YouTube

title: “And You Thought Your Man S Penis Was Ugly Videos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-06” author: “Caryn Lamaster”

HOWEVER … when faced with what non-human penises look like, I think my attitude on this subject may be changing. No, I’m not talking alien penises or Avatar-inspired Na’vi penises. I’m talking about animal penises. Those belonging to, say, turtles or ducks. Something we don’t think about, uh, ever — unless you’re watching some of those PG-13-rated National Geographic programs that show various creatures humping mating. But have you ever seen an up-close-and-personal shot of their ding-dongs? I didn’t think so. Well, now, you can! And I guarantee it will give you a new appreciation for your man’s package.    Like, okay, here’s a turtle penis. It’s ENORMOUS and, as my editor noted, almost as big as the turtle itself. Who knew that these reptiles were packing so much under their shells. Warning: After viewing this penis that looks like a purple mushroom on steroids, you might be scarred for life. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OuUwLr20qI Or, how about a duck’s junk — in slow motion?? Oh yes, someone WENT THERE and actually filmed the thing … and measured it! Now, I have never been one for horror films, and this is no different. I seriously think I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Watch Donald’s quack-tastic penis uncoil below … if you dare. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU The following animal — a spiny anteater called an echidna — is freaky in itself. Now, when a zoologist unintentionally arouses the animal, it gets a wild hard-on that looks like something out of science fiction. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it has FOUR HEADS. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKZcf0KBo-U And here are several other horrifying animal penises, if you must look. You know you want to! Do these animal penises make you appreciate your man’s more? Image via YouTube

title: “And You Thought Your Man S Penis Was Ugly Videos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-07” author: “Shannon Reeves”

HOWEVER … when faced with what non-human penises look like, I think my attitude on this subject may be changing. No, I’m not talking alien penises or Avatar-inspired Na’vi penises. I’m talking about animal penises. Those belonging to, say, turtles or ducks. Something we don’t think about, uh, ever — unless you’re watching some of those PG-13-rated National Geographic programs that show various creatures humping mating. But have you ever seen an up-close-and-personal shot of their ding-dongs? I didn’t think so. Well, now, you can! And I guarantee it will give you a new appreciation for your man’s package.    Like, okay, here’s a turtle penis. It’s ENORMOUS and, as my editor noted, almost as big as the turtle itself. Who knew that these reptiles were packing so much under their shells. Warning: After viewing this penis that looks like a purple mushroom on steroids, you might be scarred for life. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OuUwLr20qI Or, how about a duck’s junk — in slow motion?? Oh yes, someone WENT THERE and actually filmed the thing … and measured it! Now, I have never been one for horror films, and this is no different. I seriously think I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Watch Donald’s quack-tastic penis uncoil below … if you dare. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU The following animal — a spiny anteater called an echidna — is freaky in itself. Now, when a zoologist unintentionally arouses the animal, it gets a wild hard-on that looks like something out of science fiction. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it has FOUR HEADS. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKZcf0KBo-U And here are several other horrifying animal penises, if you must look. You know you want to! Do these animal penises make you appreciate your man’s more? Image via YouTube

title: “And You Thought Your Man S Penis Was Ugly Videos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-16” author: “Martha Eastland”

HOWEVER … when faced with what non-human penises look like, I think my attitude on this subject may be changing. No, I’m not talking alien penises or Avatar-inspired Na’vi penises. I’m talking about animal penises. Those belonging to, say, turtles or ducks. Something we don’t think about, uh, ever — unless you’re watching some of those PG-13-rated National Geographic programs that show various creatures humping mating. But have you ever seen an up-close-and-personal shot of their ding-dongs? I didn’t think so. Well, now, you can! And I guarantee it will give you a new appreciation for your man’s package.    Like, okay, here’s a turtle penis. It’s ENORMOUS and, as my editor noted, almost as big as the turtle itself. Who knew that these reptiles were packing so much under their shells. Warning: After viewing this penis that looks like a purple mushroom on steroids, you might be scarred for life. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OuUwLr20qI Or, how about a duck’s junk — in slow motion?? Oh yes, someone WENT THERE and actually filmed the thing … and measured it! Now, I have never been one for horror films, and this is no different. I seriously think I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Watch Donald’s quack-tastic penis uncoil below … if you dare. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU The following animal — a spiny anteater called an echidna — is freaky in itself. Now, when a zoologist unintentionally arouses the animal, it gets a wild hard-on that looks like something out of science fiction. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it has FOUR HEADS. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKZcf0KBo-U And here are several other horrifying animal penises, if you must look. You know you want to! Do these animal penises make you appreciate your man’s more? Image via YouTube

title: “And You Thought Your Man S Penis Was Ugly Videos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-06” author: “Ralph Chambers”

HOWEVER … when faced with what non-human penises look like, I think my attitude on this subject may be changing. No, I’m not talking alien penises or Avatar-inspired Na’vi penises. I’m talking about animal penises. Those belonging to, say, turtles or ducks. Something we don’t think about, uh, ever — unless you’re watching some of those PG-13-rated National Geographic programs that show various creatures humping mating. But have you ever seen an up-close-and-personal shot of their ding-dongs? I didn’t think so. Well, now, you can! And I guarantee it will give you a new appreciation for your man’s package.    Like, okay, here’s a turtle penis. It’s ENORMOUS and, as my editor noted, almost as big as the turtle itself. Who knew that these reptiles were packing so much under their shells. Warning: After viewing this penis that looks like a purple mushroom on steroids, you might be scarred for life. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OuUwLr20qI Or, how about a duck’s junk — in slow motion?? Oh yes, someone WENT THERE and actually filmed the thing … and measured it! Now, I have never been one for horror films, and this is no different. I seriously think I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Watch Donald’s quack-tastic penis uncoil below … if you dare. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU The following animal — a spiny anteater called an echidna — is freaky in itself. Now, when a zoologist unintentionally arouses the animal, it gets a wild hard-on that looks like something out of science fiction. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it has FOUR HEADS. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKZcf0KBo-U And here are several other horrifying animal penises, if you must look. You know you want to! Do these animal penises make you appreciate your man’s more? Image via YouTube

title: “And You Thought Your Man S Penis Was Ugly Videos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-10” author: “Donald Minor”

HOWEVER … when faced with what non-human penises look like, I think my attitude on this subject may be changing. No, I’m not talking alien penises or Avatar-inspired Na’vi penises. I’m talking about animal penises. Those belonging to, say, turtles or ducks. Something we don’t think about, uh, ever — unless you’re watching some of those PG-13-rated National Geographic programs that show various creatures humping mating. But have you ever seen an up-close-and-personal shot of their ding-dongs? I didn’t think so. Well, now, you can! And I guarantee it will give you a new appreciation for your man’s package.    Like, okay, here’s a turtle penis. It’s ENORMOUS and, as my editor noted, almost as big as the turtle itself. Who knew that these reptiles were packing so much under their shells. Warning: After viewing this penis that looks like a purple mushroom on steroids, you might be scarred for life. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OuUwLr20qI Or, how about a duck’s junk — in slow motion?? Oh yes, someone WENT THERE and actually filmed the thing … and measured it! Now, I have never been one for horror films, and this is no different. I seriously think I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Watch Donald’s quack-tastic penis uncoil below … if you dare. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU The following animal — a spiny anteater called an echidna — is freaky in itself. Now, when a zoologist unintentionally arouses the animal, it gets a wild hard-on that looks like something out of science fiction. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it has FOUR HEADS. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKZcf0KBo-U And here are several other horrifying animal penises, if you must look. You know you want to! Do these animal penises make you appreciate your man’s more? Image via YouTube

title: “And You Thought Your Man S Penis Was Ugly Videos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-27” author: “Ruth Ericson”

HOWEVER … when faced with what non-human penises look like, I think my attitude on this subject may be changing. No, I’m not talking alien penises or Avatar-inspired Na’vi penises. I’m talking about animal penises. Those belonging to, say, turtles or ducks. Something we don’t think about, uh, ever — unless you’re watching some of those PG-13-rated National Geographic programs that show various creatures humping mating. But have you ever seen an up-close-and-personal shot of their ding-dongs? I didn’t think so. Well, now, you can! And I guarantee it will give you a new appreciation for your man’s package.    Like, okay, here’s a turtle penis. It’s ENORMOUS and, as my editor noted, almost as big as the turtle itself. Who knew that these reptiles were packing so much under their shells. Warning: After viewing this penis that looks like a purple mushroom on steroids, you might be scarred for life. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OuUwLr20qI Or, how about a duck’s junk — in slow motion?? Oh yes, someone WENT THERE and actually filmed the thing … and measured it! Now, I have never been one for horror films, and this is no different. I seriously think I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Watch Donald’s quack-tastic penis uncoil below … if you dare. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU The following animal — a spiny anteater called an echidna — is freaky in itself. Now, when a zoologist unintentionally arouses the animal, it gets a wild hard-on that looks like something out of science fiction. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it has FOUR HEADS. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKZcf0KBo-U And here are several other horrifying animal penises, if you must look. You know you want to! Do these animal penises make you appreciate your man’s more? Image via YouTube

title: “And You Thought Your Man S Penis Was Ugly Videos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-05” author: “Benny Ross”

HOWEVER … when faced with what non-human penises look like, I think my attitude on this subject may be changing. No, I’m not talking alien penises or Avatar-inspired Na’vi penises. I’m talking about animal penises. Those belonging to, say, turtles or ducks. Something we don’t think about, uh, ever — unless you’re watching some of those PG-13-rated National Geographic programs that show various creatures humping mating. But have you ever seen an up-close-and-personal shot of their ding-dongs? I didn’t think so. Well, now, you can! And I guarantee it will give you a new appreciation for your man’s package.    Like, okay, here’s a turtle penis. It’s ENORMOUS and, as my editor noted, almost as big as the turtle itself. Who knew that these reptiles were packing so much under their shells. Warning: After viewing this penis that looks like a purple mushroom on steroids, you might be scarred for life. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OuUwLr20qI Or, how about a duck’s junk — in slow motion?? Oh yes, someone WENT THERE and actually filmed the thing … and measured it! Now, I have never been one for horror films, and this is no different. I seriously think I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Watch Donald’s quack-tastic penis uncoil below … if you dare. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU The following animal — a spiny anteater called an echidna — is freaky in itself. Now, when a zoologist unintentionally arouses the animal, it gets a wild hard-on that looks like something out of science fiction. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it has FOUR HEADS. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. Embedded content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKZcf0KBo-U And here are several other horrifying animal penises, if you must look. You know you want to! Do these animal penises make you appreciate your man’s more? Image via YouTube