Julia Carpenter, a journalist, was recently reading one of Updike’s novels when she found a passage that claimed that all women have trouble urinating and that men are wholly superior at urination.

— Julia Carpenter (@juliaccarpenter) July 21, 2017 No, this isn’t satire. Apparently we envy how superior men are at peeing. If only we had the power to urinate as “lordly” as men; if only our pee was thunderous… but obviously our insides are a maze of confusion.

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title: “American Author John Updike Had No Idea How Women Pee” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-24” author: “Patti Caudill”

Julia Carpenter, a journalist, was recently reading one of Updike’s novels when she found a passage that claimed that all women have trouble urinating and that men are wholly superior at urination.

— Julia Carpenter (@juliaccarpenter) July 21, 2017 No, this isn’t satire. Apparently we envy how superior men are at peeing. If only we had the power to urinate as “lordly” as men; if only our pee was thunderous… but obviously our insides are a maze of confusion.

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