A Good Mom Teaches Her Daughter To Pee Standing Up

The college years were tough. Nasty bars, no toilet paper. I had a few gross moments. And camping, of course, was a challenge. Thankfully, most of the time, there was at least some sort of outhouse with a rim I could sit on (after wiping rim clean and lining it, just as a proper young lady would do.) Oh … and when I studied abroad and realized that a lot of European spots didn’t think toilet seats were a necessity — yeah, those were hard. But I powered through. I did have a friend or two over the years try to teach me. Because that’s what girlfriends are for, right? They would stand nearby and try to talk me through it … but it never worked and either my butt would end up touching the toilet (unlined) or I would pee on myself. Is that TMI? Anyhow — this all leads to my giant parenting FAIL. I have a daughter and I don’t want her destined to a life of nasty toilet wiping/lining. I have enlisted a friend of mine to start working with her … but I think it might be too late. She is already 8-years-old and may be too set in her ways. She lines the toilet just like mommy. You can laugh — but this is the kind of thing that she will carry with her for the rest of her life. I need to figure out a way to teach her to squat and pee. Maybe there is a video on YouTube? Please tell me I am not alone here … is there anyone else out there that never learned to squat when they pee? What are you doing about your daughters? And just as an aside, I have a request for you squatters out there … not sure if you realize it — but you are always leaving pee on the seats — that I end up wiping. It would be wonderful if you could work on your precision for us non-squatters. Do you squat or line the toilet with paper?

title: “A Good Mom Teaches Her Daughter To Pee Standing Up” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-02” author: “Ida Bentley”

The college years were tough. Nasty bars, no toilet paper. I had a few gross moments. And camping, of course, was a challenge. Thankfully, most of the time, there was at least some sort of outhouse with a rim I could sit on (after wiping rim clean and lining it, just as a proper young lady would do.) Oh … and when I studied abroad and realized that a lot of European spots didn’t think toilet seats were a necessity — yeah, those were hard. But I powered through. I did have a friend or two over the years try to teach me. Because that’s what girlfriends are for, right? They would stand nearby and try to talk me through it … but it never worked and either my butt would end up touching the toilet (unlined) or I would pee on myself. Is that TMI? Anyhow — this all leads to my giant parenting FAIL. I have a daughter and I don’t want her destined to a life of nasty toilet wiping/lining. I have enlisted a friend of mine to start working with her … but I think it might be too late. She is already 8-years-old and may be too set in her ways. She lines the toilet just like mommy. You can laugh — but this is the kind of thing that she will carry with her for the rest of her life. I need to figure out a way to teach her to squat and pee. Maybe there is a video on YouTube? Please tell me I am not alone here … is there anyone else out there that never learned to squat when they pee? What are you doing about your daughters? And just as an aside, I have a request for you squatters out there … not sure if you realize it — but you are always leaving pee on the seats — that I end up wiping. It would be wonderful if you could work on your precision for us non-squatters. Do you squat or line the toilet with paper?

title: “A Good Mom Teaches Her Daughter To Pee Standing Up” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-13” author: “Rose Anderson”

The college years were tough. Nasty bars, no toilet paper. I had a few gross moments. And camping, of course, was a challenge. Thankfully, most of the time, there was at least some sort of outhouse with a rim I could sit on (after wiping rim clean and lining it, just as a proper young lady would do.) Oh … and when I studied abroad and realized that a lot of European spots didn’t think toilet seats were a necessity — yeah, those were hard. But I powered through. I did have a friend or two over the years try to teach me. Because that’s what girlfriends are for, right? They would stand nearby and try to talk me through it … but it never worked and either my butt would end up touching the toilet (unlined) or I would pee on myself. Is that TMI? Anyhow — this all leads to my giant parenting FAIL. I have a daughter and I don’t want her destined to a life of nasty toilet wiping/lining. I have enlisted a friend of mine to start working with her … but I think it might be too late. She is already 8-years-old and may be too set in her ways. She lines the toilet just like mommy. You can laugh — but this is the kind of thing that she will carry with her for the rest of her life. I need to figure out a way to teach her to squat and pee. Maybe there is a video on YouTube? Please tell me I am not alone here … is there anyone else out there that never learned to squat when they pee? What are you doing about your daughters? And just as an aside, I have a request for you squatters out there … not sure if you realize it — but you are always leaving pee on the seats — that I end up wiping. It would be wonderful if you could work on your precision for us non-squatters. Do you squat or line the toilet with paper?

title: “A Good Mom Teaches Her Daughter To Pee Standing Up” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-15” author: “Shirley Martinez”

The college years were tough. Nasty bars, no toilet paper. I had a few gross moments. And camping, of course, was a challenge. Thankfully, most of the time, there was at least some sort of outhouse with a rim I could sit on (after wiping rim clean and lining it, just as a proper young lady would do.) Oh … and when I studied abroad and realized that a lot of European spots didn’t think toilet seats were a necessity — yeah, those were hard. But I powered through. I did have a friend or two over the years try to teach me. Because that’s what girlfriends are for, right? They would stand nearby and try to talk me through it … but it never worked and either my butt would end up touching the toilet (unlined) or I would pee on myself. Is that TMI? Anyhow — this all leads to my giant parenting FAIL. I have a daughter and I don’t want her destined to a life of nasty toilet wiping/lining. I have enlisted a friend of mine to start working with her … but I think it might be too late. She is already 8-years-old and may be too set in her ways. She lines the toilet just like mommy. You can laugh — but this is the kind of thing that she will carry with her for the rest of her life. I need to figure out a way to teach her to squat and pee. Maybe there is a video on YouTube? Please tell me I am not alone here … is there anyone else out there that never learned to squat when they pee? What are you doing about your daughters? And just as an aside, I have a request for you squatters out there … not sure if you realize it — but you are always leaving pee on the seats — that I end up wiping. It would be wonderful if you could work on your precision for us non-squatters. Do you squat or line the toilet with paper?

title: “A Good Mom Teaches Her Daughter To Pee Standing Up” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-03” author: “David Polster”

The college years were tough. Nasty bars, no toilet paper. I had a few gross moments. And camping, of course, was a challenge. Thankfully, most of the time, there was at least some sort of outhouse with a rim I could sit on (after wiping rim clean and lining it, just as a proper young lady would do.) Oh … and when I studied abroad and realized that a lot of European spots didn’t think toilet seats were a necessity — yeah, those were hard. But I powered through. I did have a friend or two over the years try to teach me. Because that’s what girlfriends are for, right? They would stand nearby and try to talk me through it … but it never worked and either my butt would end up touching the toilet (unlined) or I would pee on myself. Is that TMI? Anyhow — this all leads to my giant parenting FAIL. I have a daughter and I don’t want her destined to a life of nasty toilet wiping/lining. I have enlisted a friend of mine to start working with her … but I think it might be too late. She is already 8-years-old and may be too set in her ways. She lines the toilet just like mommy. You can laugh — but this is the kind of thing that she will carry with her for the rest of her life. I need to figure out a way to teach her to squat and pee. Maybe there is a video on YouTube? Please tell me I am not alone here … is there anyone else out there that never learned to squat when they pee? What are you doing about your daughters? And just as an aside, I have a request for you squatters out there … not sure if you realize it — but you are always leaving pee on the seats — that I end up wiping. It would be wonderful if you could work on your precision for us non-squatters. Do you squat or line the toilet with paper?

title: “A Good Mom Teaches Her Daughter To Pee Standing Up” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-08” author: “Mary Newlan”

The college years were tough. Nasty bars, no toilet paper. I had a few gross moments. And camping, of course, was a challenge. Thankfully, most of the time, there was at least some sort of outhouse with a rim I could sit on (after wiping rim clean and lining it, just as a proper young lady would do.) Oh … and when I studied abroad and realized that a lot of European spots didn’t think toilet seats were a necessity — yeah, those were hard. But I powered through. I did have a friend or two over the years try to teach me. Because that’s what girlfriends are for, right? They would stand nearby and try to talk me through it … but it never worked and either my butt would end up touching the toilet (unlined) or I would pee on myself. Is that TMI? Anyhow — this all leads to my giant parenting FAIL. I have a daughter and I don’t want her destined to a life of nasty toilet wiping/lining. I have enlisted a friend of mine to start working with her … but I think it might be too late. She is already 8-years-old and may be too set in her ways. She lines the toilet just like mommy. You can laugh — but this is the kind of thing that she will carry with her for the rest of her life. I need to figure out a way to teach her to squat and pee. Maybe there is a video on YouTube? Please tell me I am not alone here … is there anyone else out there that never learned to squat when they pee? What are you doing about your daughters? And just as an aside, I have a request for you squatters out there … not sure if you realize it — but you are always leaving pee on the seats — that I end up wiping. It would be wonderful if you could work on your precision for us non-squatters. Do you squat or line the toilet with paper?

title: “A Good Mom Teaches Her Daughter To Pee Standing Up” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-29” author: “James Paquette”

The college years were tough. Nasty bars, no toilet paper. I had a few gross moments. And camping, of course, was a challenge. Thankfully, most of the time, there was at least some sort of outhouse with a rim I could sit on (after wiping rim clean and lining it, just as a proper young lady would do.) Oh … and when I studied abroad and realized that a lot of European spots didn’t think toilet seats were a necessity — yeah, those were hard. But I powered through. I did have a friend or two over the years try to teach me. Because that’s what girlfriends are for, right? They would stand nearby and try to talk me through it … but it never worked and either my butt would end up touching the toilet (unlined) or I would pee on myself. Is that TMI? Anyhow — this all leads to my giant parenting FAIL. I have a daughter and I don’t want her destined to a life of nasty toilet wiping/lining. I have enlisted a friend of mine to start working with her … but I think it might be too late. She is already 8-years-old and may be too set in her ways. She lines the toilet just like mommy. You can laugh — but this is the kind of thing that she will carry with her for the rest of her life. I need to figure out a way to teach her to squat and pee. Maybe there is a video on YouTube? Please tell me I am not alone here … is there anyone else out there that never learned to squat when they pee? What are you doing about your daughters? And just as an aside, I have a request for you squatters out there … not sure if you realize it — but you are always leaving pee on the seats — that I end up wiping. It would be wonderful if you could work on your precision for us non-squatters. Do you squat or line the toilet with paper?

title: “A Good Mom Teaches Her Daughter To Pee Standing Up” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-29” author: “Kenneth Mcmeen”

The college years were tough. Nasty bars, no toilet paper. I had a few gross moments. And camping, of course, was a challenge. Thankfully, most of the time, there was at least some sort of outhouse with a rim I could sit on (after wiping rim clean and lining it, just as a proper young lady would do.) Oh … and when I studied abroad and realized that a lot of European spots didn’t think toilet seats were a necessity — yeah, those were hard. But I powered through. I did have a friend or two over the years try to teach me. Because that’s what girlfriends are for, right? They would stand nearby and try to talk me through it … but it never worked and either my butt would end up touching the toilet (unlined) or I would pee on myself. Is that TMI? Anyhow — this all leads to my giant parenting FAIL. I have a daughter and I don’t want her destined to a life of nasty toilet wiping/lining. I have enlisted a friend of mine to start working with her … but I think it might be too late. She is already 8-years-old and may be too set in her ways. She lines the toilet just like mommy. You can laugh — but this is the kind of thing that she will carry with her for the rest of her life. I need to figure out a way to teach her to squat and pee. Maybe there is a video on YouTube? Please tell me I am not alone here … is there anyone else out there that never learned to squat when they pee? What are you doing about your daughters? And just as an aside, I have a request for you squatters out there … not sure if you realize it — but you are always leaving pee on the seats — that I end up wiping. It would be wonderful if you could work on your precision for us non-squatters. Do you squat or line the toilet with paper?