Just as many women hate condoms. I would even venture to say that women hate them more — because there are many more reasons for women to hate them. But we’ll still insist on using them, because safe sex and whatnot. Here are seven reasons why women really fucking hate condoms. But it’s never just one sec. It’s more like 20 secs, by which time the ~moment~ has invariably lost some of its urgency, its intensity. Which most people are willing to forfeit for the sake of not getting STDs or pregnant, but still. The skin-to-skin contact of condom-less sex just makes you feel so much closer to the person you’re with. Anyone? Buehler? Yeah, I didn’t think so. That’s because it tastes bad and feels like nails on a chalkboard… if the nails were your mouth and the chalkboard was his condom-covered dick. Ultra-thin condoms or ultra-thick condoms, it’s all the same to a vagina. Yikes. The vagina, you’re probably aware, has ridges of its own. It’s not one smooth tunnel; it’s got bumps and textures. Ribbed? Don’t make me laugh. I can’t feel your damn ribbing. Also, the “warming” lube just burns, OK? mic drop
title: “7 Reasons Why Women Hate Condoms Even More Than Men Do” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-18” author: “Billy Anderson”
Just as many women hate condoms. I would even venture to say that women hate them more — because there are many more reasons for women to hate them. But we’ll still insist on using them, because safe sex and whatnot. Here are seven reasons why women really fucking hate condoms. But it’s never just one sec. It’s more like 20 secs, by which time the ~moment~ has invariably lost some of its urgency, its intensity. Which most people are willing to forfeit for the sake of not getting STDs or pregnant, but still. The skin-to-skin contact of condom-less sex just makes you feel so much closer to the person you’re with. Anyone? Buehler? Yeah, I didn’t think so. That’s because it tastes bad and feels like nails on a chalkboard… if the nails were your mouth and the chalkboard was his condom-covered dick. Ultra-thin condoms or ultra-thick condoms, it’s all the same to a vagina. Yikes. The vagina, you’re probably aware, has ridges of its own. It’s not one smooth tunnel; it’s got bumps and textures. Ribbed? Don’t make me laugh. I can’t feel your damn ribbing. Also, the “warming” lube just burns, OK? mic drop
title: “7 Reasons Why Women Hate Condoms Even More Than Men Do” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-11” author: “Joan Burbank”
Just as many women hate condoms. I would even venture to say that women hate them more — because there are many more reasons for women to hate them. But we’ll still insist on using them, because safe sex and whatnot. Here are seven reasons why women really fucking hate condoms. But it’s never just one sec. It’s more like 20 secs, by which time the ~moment~ has invariably lost some of its urgency, its intensity. Which most people are willing to forfeit for the sake of not getting STDs or pregnant, but still. The skin-to-skin contact of condom-less sex just makes you feel so much closer to the person you’re with. Anyone? Buehler? Yeah, I didn’t think so. That’s because it tastes bad and feels like nails on a chalkboard… if the nails were your mouth and the chalkboard was his condom-covered dick. Ultra-thin condoms or ultra-thick condoms, it’s all the same to a vagina. Yikes. The vagina, you’re probably aware, has ridges of its own. It’s not one smooth tunnel; it’s got bumps and textures. Ribbed? Don’t make me laugh. I can’t feel your damn ribbing. Also, the “warming” lube just burns, OK? mic drop
