1. Make whoopie
  2. Facemaking
  3. Horizontal refreshment
  4. Oscillate the unmentionables
  5. Horizontal hokey pokey
  6. Monster mash
  7. Do the no-pants dance
  8. Thread the needle
  9. Test the mattress
  10. Mingle limbs
  11. Roll in the hay
  12. Hot yoga
  13. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 
  14. Butter the biscuit
  15. Dissapoint the wife
  16. Make the beast with two backs
  17. Take a trip to pound town
  18. Amorous congress
  19. Bake the potato
  20. Two-person pushup
  21. Check the oil
  22. Frolic in the cornfield
  23. Knock boots
  24. Pogo in the shrub 
  25. The old in out, in out

More from The Stir: How to Have a Great Quickie Without the Kids Knowing 26. Spelunk the bat cave 27. Sweep the chimney 28. Shock the monkey 29. Waka-waka 30. Rumpy-pumpy 31. Take Grandma to Applebee’s 32. Hit a home run 33. Adult naptime 34. Tactical insertion 35. Carnal embrace 36. Yiff 37. Ride the bony express 38. Assault with a friendly weapon 39. Boink 40. Spear the rabbit 41. Snu-snu 42. Vulcanize the whoopee stick 43. Open the gates of Mordor 44. Tie the true lover’s knot 45. Get a bit of the other 46. Pray with knees upwards 47. Roger 48. Make a hole in the welcome mat 49. Box the clown 50. Put email in the spam folder 51. Put ranch in her Hidden Valley 52. Hanky panky 53. Slytherin her Hufflepuff 54. Park the Plymouth in the garage of love 55. Play in the box our kids came in 56. Make love What’s your favorite euphemism for sex? Image via KonstantinChristian/Shutterstock

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title: “56 G Rated Ways To Say Let S Do It When The Kids Are Around” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-26” author: “Oscar Doke”


  1. Make whoopie
  2. Facemaking
  3. Horizontal refreshment
  4. Oscillate the unmentionables
  5. Horizontal hokey pokey
  6. Monster mash
  7. Do the no-pants dance
  8. Thread the needle
  9. Test the mattress
  10. Mingle limbs
  11. Roll in the hay
  12. Hot yoga
  13. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 
  14. Butter the biscuit
  15. Dissapoint the wife
  16. Make the beast with two backs
  17. Take a trip to pound town
  18. Amorous congress
  19. Bake the potato
  20. Two-person pushup
  21. Check the oil
  22. Frolic in the cornfield
  23. Knock boots
  24. Pogo in the shrub 
  25. The old in out, in out

More from The Stir: How to Have a Great Quickie Without the Kids Knowing 26. Spelunk the bat cave 27. Sweep the chimney 28. Shock the monkey 29. Waka-waka 30. Rumpy-pumpy 31. Take Grandma to Applebee’s 32. Hit a home run 33. Adult naptime 34. Tactical insertion 35. Carnal embrace 36. Yiff 37. Ride the bony express 38. Assault with a friendly weapon 39. Boink 40. Spear the rabbit 41. Snu-snu 42. Vulcanize the whoopee stick 43. Open the gates of Mordor 44. Tie the true lover’s knot 45. Get a bit of the other 46. Pray with knees upwards 47. Roger 48. Make a hole in the welcome mat 49. Box the clown 50. Put email in the spam folder 51. Put ranch in her Hidden Valley 52. Hanky panky 53. Slytherin her Hufflepuff 54. Park the Plymouth in the garage of love 55. Play in the box our kids came in 56. Make love What’s your favorite euphemism for sex? Image via KonstantinChristian/Shutterstock

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title: “56 G Rated Ways To Say Let S Do It When The Kids Are Around” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-10” author: “Julie Johnson”


  1. Make whoopie
  2. Facemaking
  3. Horizontal refreshment
  4. Oscillate the unmentionables
  5. Horizontal hokey pokey
  6. Monster mash
  7. Do the no-pants dance
  8. Thread the needle
  9. Test the mattress
  10. Mingle limbs
  11. Roll in the hay
  12. Hot yoga
  13. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 
  14. Butter the biscuit
  15. Dissapoint the wife
  16. Make the beast with two backs
  17. Take a trip to pound town
  18. Amorous congress
  19. Bake the potato
  20. Two-person pushup
  21. Check the oil
  22. Frolic in the cornfield
  23. Knock boots
  24. Pogo in the shrub 
  25. The old in out, in out

More from The Stir: How to Have a Great Quickie Without the Kids Knowing 26. Spelunk the bat cave 27. Sweep the chimney 28. Shock the monkey 29. Waka-waka 30. Rumpy-pumpy 31. Take Grandma to Applebee’s 32. Hit a home run 33. Adult naptime 34. Tactical insertion 35. Carnal embrace 36. Yiff 37. Ride the bony express 38. Assault with a friendly weapon 39. Boink 40. Spear the rabbit 41. Snu-snu 42. Vulcanize the whoopee stick 43. Open the gates of Mordor 44. Tie the true lover’s knot 45. Get a bit of the other 46. Pray with knees upwards 47. Roger 48. Make a hole in the welcome mat 49. Box the clown 50. Put email in the spam folder 51. Put ranch in her Hidden Valley 52. Hanky panky 53. Slytherin her Hufflepuff 54. Park the Plymouth in the garage of love 55. Play in the box our kids came in 56. Make love What’s your favorite euphemism for sex? Image via KonstantinChristian/Shutterstock

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title: “56 G Rated Ways To Say Let S Do It When The Kids Are Around” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-02” author: “Mark Peterson”


  1. Make whoopie
  2. Facemaking
  3. Horizontal refreshment
  4. Oscillate the unmentionables
  5. Horizontal hokey pokey
  6. Monster mash
  7. Do the no-pants dance
  8. Thread the needle
  9. Test the mattress
  10. Mingle limbs
  11. Roll in the hay
  12. Hot yoga
  13. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 
  14. Butter the biscuit
  15. Dissapoint the wife
  16. Make the beast with two backs
  17. Take a trip to pound town
  18. Amorous congress
  19. Bake the potato
  20. Two-person pushup
  21. Check the oil
  22. Frolic in the cornfield
  23. Knock boots
  24. Pogo in the shrub 
  25. The old in out, in out

More from The Stir: How to Have a Great Quickie Without the Kids Knowing 26. Spelunk the bat cave 27. Sweep the chimney 28. Shock the monkey 29. Waka-waka 30. Rumpy-pumpy 31. Take Grandma to Applebee’s 32. Hit a home run 33. Adult naptime 34. Tactical insertion 35. Carnal embrace 36. Yiff 37. Ride the bony express 38. Assault with a friendly weapon 39. Boink 40. Spear the rabbit 41. Snu-snu 42. Vulcanize the whoopee stick 43. Open the gates of Mordor 44. Tie the true lover’s knot 45. Get a bit of the other 46. Pray with knees upwards 47. Roger 48. Make a hole in the welcome mat 49. Box the clown 50. Put email in the spam folder 51. Put ranch in her Hidden Valley 52. Hanky panky 53. Slytherin her Hufflepuff 54. Park the Plymouth in the garage of love 55. Play in the box our kids came in 56. Make love What’s your favorite euphemism for sex? Image via KonstantinChristian/Shutterstock

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