The Frisky just had an article on the inanimate objects people love, and the results will scare you. One man got his penis caught in a drain pipe (yes, seriously). Another woman can’t get off unless she has her beloved laundry basket. And yet another loves a vacuum cleaner. Look, I am not one to judge (read: yes I am), but this is a touch weird. In the spirit, however, of love and acceptance, I will create a list of 5 potentially hot and sexy inanimate objects. Here they are:
Clothes driers: I know one too many women who got to know their family dryer really well in their childhood. I’m just sayin’ … He is pretty sexy with his quiet shaking, epic warm and comforting clean, and fresh smell. Admit it. Vibrators: What else gives you so many waves of pleasure with so little work? I am sorry, but a vibrator is a pretty lovable and low-maintenance boyfriend. I could see easily falling in love with one. Motorcycles: Let’s face it, a man who rides a hog (um, is that what the kids call it nowadays?) is hot, but the hog itself is way hotter. It vibrates (sensing a pattern?) in all the right ways, goes super fast, and knows how to treat a lady. Yes, please! Stiletto boots: Dear Lord, I know at least five pairs of stiletto boots I would gladly marry and even attempt to procreate with. I could sleep with shoes and give them all the love and care they need. Shoes rarely break your heart unless they break a heel, but even then, it’s nothing a great cobbler can’t mend. A good stroller: There are few times I have said I was going to marry an object that wasn’t real, but my jogging stroller is definitely one of them. I love it so much, I doodle its name with hearts in my notebook. What? That’s not normal??
Do you love any inanimate objects? Image via UggBoy♥UggGirl [ PHOTO // WORLD // TRAVEL ]/Flickr
title: “5 Inanimate Objects So Sexy I Would Totally Marry Them” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-29” author: “Victor Calvillo”
The Frisky just had an article on the inanimate objects people love, and the results will scare you. One man got his penis caught in a drain pipe (yes, seriously). Another woman can’t get off unless she has her beloved laundry basket. And yet another loves a vacuum cleaner. Look, I am not one to judge (read: yes I am), but this is a touch weird. In the spirit, however, of love and acceptance, I will create a list of 5 potentially hot and sexy inanimate objects. Here they are:
Clothes driers: I know one too many women who got to know their family dryer really well in their childhood. I’m just sayin’ … He is pretty sexy with his quiet shaking, epic warm and comforting clean, and fresh smell. Admit it. Vibrators: What else gives you so many waves of pleasure with so little work? I am sorry, but a vibrator is a pretty lovable and low-maintenance boyfriend. I could see easily falling in love with one. Motorcycles: Let’s face it, a man who rides a hog (um, is that what the kids call it nowadays?) is hot, but the hog itself is way hotter. It vibrates (sensing a pattern?) in all the right ways, goes super fast, and knows how to treat a lady. Yes, please! Stiletto boots: Dear Lord, I know at least five pairs of stiletto boots I would gladly marry and even attempt to procreate with. I could sleep with shoes and give them all the love and care they need. Shoes rarely break your heart unless they break a heel, but even then, it’s nothing a great cobbler can’t mend. A good stroller: There are few times I have said I was going to marry an object that wasn’t real, but my jogging stroller is definitely one of them. I love it so much, I doodle its name with hearts in my notebook. What? That’s not normal??
Do you love any inanimate objects? Image via UggBoy♥UggGirl [ PHOTO // WORLD // TRAVEL ]/Flickr
title: “5 Inanimate Objects So Sexy I Would Totally Marry Them” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-26” author: “Paul Alexander”
The Frisky just had an article on the inanimate objects people love, and the results will scare you. One man got his penis caught in a drain pipe (yes, seriously). Another woman can’t get off unless she has her beloved laundry basket. And yet another loves a vacuum cleaner. Look, I am not one to judge (read: yes I am), but this is a touch weird. In the spirit, however, of love and acceptance, I will create a list of 5 potentially hot and sexy inanimate objects. Here they are:
Clothes driers: I know one too many women who got to know their family dryer really well in their childhood. I’m just sayin’ … He is pretty sexy with his quiet shaking, epic warm and comforting clean, and fresh smell. Admit it. Vibrators: What else gives you so many waves of pleasure with so little work? I am sorry, but a vibrator is a pretty lovable and low-maintenance boyfriend. I could see easily falling in love with one. Motorcycles: Let’s face it, a man who rides a hog (um, is that what the kids call it nowadays?) is hot, but the hog itself is way hotter. It vibrates (sensing a pattern?) in all the right ways, goes super fast, and knows how to treat a lady. Yes, please! Stiletto boots: Dear Lord, I know at least five pairs of stiletto boots I would gladly marry and even attempt to procreate with. I could sleep with shoes and give them all the love and care they need. Shoes rarely break your heart unless they break a heel, but even then, it’s nothing a great cobbler can’t mend. A good stroller: There are few times I have said I was going to marry an object that wasn’t real, but my jogging stroller is definitely one of them. I love it so much, I doodle its name with hearts in my notebook. What? That’s not normal??
Do you love any inanimate objects? Image via UggBoy♥UggGirl [ PHOTO // WORLD // TRAVEL ]/Flickr
title: “5 Inanimate Objects So Sexy I Would Totally Marry Them” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-06” author: “Yvette Estrada”
The Frisky just had an article on the inanimate objects people love, and the results will scare you. One man got his penis caught in a drain pipe (yes, seriously). Another woman can’t get off unless she has her beloved laundry basket. And yet another loves a vacuum cleaner. Look, I am not one to judge (read: yes I am), but this is a touch weird. In the spirit, however, of love and acceptance, I will create a list of 5 potentially hot and sexy inanimate objects. Here they are:
Clothes driers: I know one too many women who got to know their family dryer really well in their childhood. I’m just sayin’ … He is pretty sexy with his quiet shaking, epic warm and comforting clean, and fresh smell. Admit it. Vibrators: What else gives you so many waves of pleasure with so little work? I am sorry, but a vibrator is a pretty lovable and low-maintenance boyfriend. I could see easily falling in love with one. Motorcycles: Let’s face it, a man who rides a hog (um, is that what the kids call it nowadays?) is hot, but the hog itself is way hotter. It vibrates (sensing a pattern?) in all the right ways, goes super fast, and knows how to treat a lady. Yes, please! Stiletto boots: Dear Lord, I know at least five pairs of stiletto boots I would gladly marry and even attempt to procreate with. I could sleep with shoes and give them all the love and care they need. Shoes rarely break your heart unless they break a heel, but even then, it’s nothing a great cobbler can’t mend. A good stroller: There are few times I have said I was going to marry an object that wasn’t real, but my jogging stroller is definitely one of them. I love it so much, I doodle its name with hearts in my notebook. What? That’s not normal??
Do you love any inanimate objects? Image via UggBoy♥UggGirl [ PHOTO // WORLD // TRAVEL ]/Flickr
title: “5 Inanimate Objects So Sexy I Would Totally Marry Them” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-18” author: “Alexandra Kerley”
The Frisky just had an article on the inanimate objects people love, and the results will scare you. One man got his penis caught in a drain pipe (yes, seriously). Another woman can’t get off unless she has her beloved laundry basket. And yet another loves a vacuum cleaner. Look, I am not one to judge (read: yes I am), but this is a touch weird. In the spirit, however, of love and acceptance, I will create a list of 5 potentially hot and sexy inanimate objects. Here they are:
Clothes driers: I know one too many women who got to know their family dryer really well in their childhood. I’m just sayin’ … He is pretty sexy with his quiet shaking, epic warm and comforting clean, and fresh smell. Admit it. Vibrators: What else gives you so many waves of pleasure with so little work? I am sorry, but a vibrator is a pretty lovable and low-maintenance boyfriend. I could see easily falling in love with one. Motorcycles: Let’s face it, a man who rides a hog (um, is that what the kids call it nowadays?) is hot, but the hog itself is way hotter. It vibrates (sensing a pattern?) in all the right ways, goes super fast, and knows how to treat a lady. Yes, please! Stiletto boots: Dear Lord, I know at least five pairs of stiletto boots I would gladly marry and even attempt to procreate with. I could sleep with shoes and give them all the love and care they need. Shoes rarely break your heart unless they break a heel, but even then, it’s nothing a great cobbler can’t mend. A good stroller: There are few times I have said I was going to marry an object that wasn’t real, but my jogging stroller is definitely one of them. I love it so much, I doodle its name with hearts in my notebook. What? That’s not normal??
Do you love any inanimate objects? Image via UggBoy♥UggGirl [ PHOTO // WORLD // TRAVEL ]/Flickr
title: “5 Inanimate Objects So Sexy I Would Totally Marry Them” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-18” author: “Joan Barnes”
The Frisky just had an article on the inanimate objects people love, and the results will scare you. One man got his penis caught in a drain pipe (yes, seriously). Another woman can’t get off unless she has her beloved laundry basket. And yet another loves a vacuum cleaner. Look, I am not one to judge (read: yes I am), but this is a touch weird. In the spirit, however, of love and acceptance, I will create a list of 5 potentially hot and sexy inanimate objects. Here they are:
Clothes driers: I know one too many women who got to know their family dryer really well in their childhood. I’m just sayin’ … He is pretty sexy with his quiet shaking, epic warm and comforting clean, and fresh smell. Admit it. Vibrators: What else gives you so many waves of pleasure with so little work? I am sorry, but a vibrator is a pretty lovable and low-maintenance boyfriend. I could see easily falling in love with one. Motorcycles: Let’s face it, a man who rides a hog (um, is that what the kids call it nowadays?) is hot, but the hog itself is way hotter. It vibrates (sensing a pattern?) in all the right ways, goes super fast, and knows how to treat a lady. Yes, please! Stiletto boots: Dear Lord, I know at least five pairs of stiletto boots I would gladly marry and even attempt to procreate with. I could sleep with shoes and give them all the love and care they need. Shoes rarely break your heart unless they break a heel, but even then, it’s nothing a great cobbler can’t mend. A good stroller: There are few times I have said I was going to marry an object that wasn’t real, but my jogging stroller is definitely one of them. I love it so much, I doodle its name with hearts in my notebook. What? That’s not normal??
Do you love any inanimate objects? Image via UggBoy♥UggGirl [ PHOTO // WORLD // TRAVEL ]/Flickr
title: “5 Inanimate Objects So Sexy I Would Totally Marry Them” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-15” author: “Marissa Lassiter”
The Frisky just had an article on the inanimate objects people love, and the results will scare you. One man got his penis caught in a drain pipe (yes, seriously). Another woman can’t get off unless she has her beloved laundry basket. And yet another loves a vacuum cleaner. Look, I am not one to judge (read: yes I am), but this is a touch weird. In the spirit, however, of love and acceptance, I will create a list of 5 potentially hot and sexy inanimate objects. Here they are:
Clothes driers: I know one too many women who got to know their family dryer really well in their childhood. I’m just sayin’ … He is pretty sexy with his quiet shaking, epic warm and comforting clean, and fresh smell. Admit it. Vibrators: What else gives you so many waves of pleasure with so little work? I am sorry, but a vibrator is a pretty lovable and low-maintenance boyfriend. I could see easily falling in love with one. Motorcycles: Let’s face it, a man who rides a hog (um, is that what the kids call it nowadays?) is hot, but the hog itself is way hotter. It vibrates (sensing a pattern?) in all the right ways, goes super fast, and knows how to treat a lady. Yes, please! Stiletto boots: Dear Lord, I know at least five pairs of stiletto boots I would gladly marry and even attempt to procreate with. I could sleep with shoes and give them all the love and care they need. Shoes rarely break your heart unless they break a heel, but even then, it’s nothing a great cobbler can’t mend. A good stroller: There are few times I have said I was going to marry an object that wasn’t real, but my jogging stroller is definitely one of them. I love it so much, I doodle its name with hearts in my notebook. What? That’s not normal??
Do you love any inanimate objects? Image via UggBoy♥UggGirl [ PHOTO // WORLD // TRAVEL ]/Flickr
title: “5 Inanimate Objects So Sexy I Would Totally Marry Them” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-25” author: “Bonnie Weiland”
The Frisky just had an article on the inanimate objects people love, and the results will scare you. One man got his penis caught in a drain pipe (yes, seriously). Another woman can’t get off unless she has her beloved laundry basket. And yet another loves a vacuum cleaner. Look, I am not one to judge (read: yes I am), but this is a touch weird. In the spirit, however, of love and acceptance, I will create a list of 5 potentially hot and sexy inanimate objects. Here they are:
Clothes driers: I know one too many women who got to know their family dryer really well in their childhood. I’m just sayin’ … He is pretty sexy with his quiet shaking, epic warm and comforting clean, and fresh smell. Admit it. Vibrators: What else gives you so many waves of pleasure with so little work? I am sorry, but a vibrator is a pretty lovable and low-maintenance boyfriend. I could see easily falling in love with one. Motorcycles: Let’s face it, a man who rides a hog (um, is that what the kids call it nowadays?) is hot, but the hog itself is way hotter. It vibrates (sensing a pattern?) in all the right ways, goes super fast, and knows how to treat a lady. Yes, please! Stiletto boots: Dear Lord, I know at least five pairs of stiletto boots I would gladly marry and even attempt to procreate with. I could sleep with shoes and give them all the love and care they need. Shoes rarely break your heart unless they break a heel, but even then, it’s nothing a great cobbler can’t mend. A good stroller: There are few times I have said I was going to marry an object that wasn’t real, but my jogging stroller is definitely one of them. I love it so much, I doodle its name with hearts in my notebook. What? That’s not normal??
Do you love any inanimate objects? Image via UggBoy♥UggGirl [ PHOTO // WORLD // TRAVEL ]/Flickr
