Clearly, many people out there feel the need to make baby shower cakes a little too memorable, and not always in the way they intend. In turn, we get cakes that are creepy, sad, inappropriate, or just all out disasters. Seriously! Anyone who thinks childbirth itself belongs on a baby shower cake should probably just step awake from the flour and sugar now. Other things that don’t belong on a baby shower cake? Blood, forceps, poop (even if it’s really chocolate), placentas, or disembodied pregnant torsos. Sorry, we had to go there, but this lineup of cakes will make it crystal clear why it was necessary. For anyone who wants to laugh, cringe, or just know what NOT to do with a baby shower cake if you’re giving birth to a boy (or like EVER), check out these photos of the most bizarre baby shower cakes no one ever asked for! More from CafeMom*:* 14 Outrageously Inappropriate Cakes for Baby’s First Birthday More from CafeMom: 10 Most Bizarre Baby Shower Cakes Ever