No, I would never say, “Because I said so,” as I intended to have long conversations with my brilliant offspring in which I would explain my decision and discuss my reasoning ad nauseum. More From The Stir: Adorable Video Shows Exactly Why ‘Moms Get Nothing Done’ (WATCH) I mean, they deserved to be talked to like adults, right? No quickie threats or illogical arguments? Well, at least that’s what I assumed when I was one of them. Now, I realize those phrases were uttered to stop from having conversations (ad nauseum) about EVERY LITTLE THING or because they were simply quick, to the point, and preserved sanity. Here’s a list of those things we swore we never say (but do): The Illogical: The Logical: The Sarcastic: More From The Stir: 8 Scientific Reasons Your Kids Hate You The Threatening: Well, did I miss any phrases? Image via © iStock.com/ktaylorg

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title: “25 Things All Moms Say To Their Kids Sooner Or Later” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-03” author: “Elizabeth Poole”


No, I would never say, “Because I said so,” as I intended to have long conversations with my brilliant offspring in which I would explain my decision and discuss my reasoning ad nauseum. More From The Stir: Adorable Video Shows Exactly Why ‘Moms Get Nothing Done’ (WATCH) I mean, they deserved to be talked to like adults, right? No quickie threats or illogical arguments? Well, at least that’s what I assumed when I was one of them. Now, I realize those phrases were uttered to stop from having conversations (ad nauseum) about EVERY LITTLE THING or because they were simply quick, to the point, and preserved sanity. Here’s a list of those things we swore we never say (but do): The Illogical: The Logical: The Sarcastic: More From The Stir: 8 Scientific Reasons Your Kids Hate You The Threatening: Well, did I miss any phrases? Image via © iStock.com/ktaylorg

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title: “25 Things All Moms Say To Their Kids Sooner Or Later” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-25” author: “Joshua Kingston”


No, I would never say, “Because I said so,” as I intended to have long conversations with my brilliant offspring in which I would explain my decision and discuss my reasoning ad nauseum. More From The Stir: Adorable Video Shows Exactly Why ‘Moms Get Nothing Done’ (WATCH) I mean, they deserved to be talked to like adults, right? No quickie threats or illogical arguments? Well, at least that’s what I assumed when I was one of them. Now, I realize those phrases were uttered to stop from having conversations (ad nauseum) about EVERY LITTLE THING or because they were simply quick, to the point, and preserved sanity. Here’s a list of those things we swore we never say (but do): The Illogical: The Logical: The Sarcastic: More From The Stir: 8 Scientific Reasons Your Kids Hate You The Threatening: Well, did I miss any phrases? Image via © iStock.com/ktaylorg

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title: “25 Things All Moms Say To Their Kids Sooner Or Later” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-30” author: “Lori Cumberledge”


No, I would never say, “Because I said so,” as I intended to have long conversations with my brilliant offspring in which I would explain my decision and discuss my reasoning ad nauseum. More From The Stir: Adorable Video Shows Exactly Why ‘Moms Get Nothing Done’ (WATCH) I mean, they deserved to be talked to like adults, right? No quickie threats or illogical arguments? Well, at least that’s what I assumed when I was one of them. Now, I realize those phrases were uttered to stop from having conversations (ad nauseum) about EVERY LITTLE THING or because they were simply quick, to the point, and preserved sanity. Here’s a list of those things we swore we never say (but do): The Illogical: The Logical: The Sarcastic: More From The Stir: 8 Scientific Reasons Your Kids Hate You The Threatening: Well, did I miss any phrases? Image via © iStock.com/ktaylorg

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title: “25 Things All Moms Say To Their Kids Sooner Or Later” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-03” author: “Daniel Mcclain”


No, I would never say, “Because I said so,” as I intended to have long conversations with my brilliant offspring in which I would explain my decision and discuss my reasoning ad nauseum. More From The Stir: Adorable Video Shows Exactly Why ‘Moms Get Nothing Done’ (WATCH) I mean, they deserved to be talked to like adults, right? No quickie threats or illogical arguments? Well, at least that’s what I assumed when I was one of them. Now, I realize those phrases were uttered to stop from having conversations (ad nauseum) about EVERY LITTLE THING or because they were simply quick, to the point, and preserved sanity. Here’s a list of those things we swore we never say (but do): The Illogical: The Logical: The Sarcastic: More From The Stir: 8 Scientific Reasons Your Kids Hate You The Threatening: Well, did I miss any phrases? Image via © iStock.com/ktaylorg

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title: “25 Things All Moms Say To Their Kids Sooner Or Later” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-26” author: “Victor Teich”


No, I would never say, “Because I said so,” as I intended to have long conversations with my brilliant offspring in which I would explain my decision and discuss my reasoning ad nauseum. More From The Stir: Adorable Video Shows Exactly Why ‘Moms Get Nothing Done’ (WATCH) I mean, they deserved to be talked to like adults, right? No quickie threats or illogical arguments? Well, at least that’s what I assumed when I was one of them. Now, I realize those phrases were uttered to stop from having conversations (ad nauseum) about EVERY LITTLE THING or because they were simply quick, to the point, and preserved sanity. Here’s a list of those things we swore we never say (but do): The Illogical: The Logical: The Sarcastic: More From The Stir: 8 Scientific Reasons Your Kids Hate You The Threatening: Well, did I miss any phrases? Image via © iStock.com/ktaylorg

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title: “25 Things All Moms Say To Their Kids Sooner Or Later” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-16” author: “Carlton Larson”


No, I would never say, “Because I said so,” as I intended to have long conversations with my brilliant offspring in which I would explain my decision and discuss my reasoning ad nauseum. More From The Stir: Adorable Video Shows Exactly Why ‘Moms Get Nothing Done’ (WATCH) I mean, they deserved to be talked to like adults, right? No quickie threats or illogical arguments? Well, at least that’s what I assumed when I was one of them. Now, I realize those phrases were uttered to stop from having conversations (ad nauseum) about EVERY LITTLE THING or because they were simply quick, to the point, and preserved sanity. Here’s a list of those things we swore we never say (but do): The Illogical: The Logical: The Sarcastic: More From The Stir: 8 Scientific Reasons Your Kids Hate You The Threatening: Well, did I miss any phrases? Image via © iStock.com/ktaylorg

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