Though Fashion Nova bills itself as the internet’s favorite destination for affordable, fashion-forward clothes (with a semi size inclusive bent), it’s best known for it’s revealing clubwear. Sheer dresses, cut-out pants, and teeny tops are FN’s signature. And even though the brand has taken steps towards being less Moulin Rouge and more Forever 21, Fashion Nova’s clothes are still PRETTY scandalous. Here are 25 Fashion Nova things so jaw-droppingly naked, they can only TECHNICALLY be called clothes. This dress looks the model has been redacted. Also, is it safe to assume the shoulder band is a lode-bearing stripe? ($38, Fashion Nova) This is less a dress than a full-body stocking, but it is midi-length, so some manages to be more restrained than many things FN creates ($20, Fashion Nova). These are at least fully-enclosed pants with sheer panels, rather than sheer panels with some labial coverage. I appreciate the demureness. ($25, Fashion Nova) These, on the other hand, are holes with some jeans around them. Impressive. ($28, Fashion Nova) Why the leg straps, Fashion Nova? That dress isn’t going anywhere. ($15, Instagram) For those times when your upper body needs to be covered in lined, heavy lace, but you also need to air out yr pubic area. ($18, Fashion Nova) This dress showcases the true mystery of Fashion Nova: It’s a minidress with visible midriff and underboob… but it’s long-sleeved. Truly the 2018 of dresses: Confusing, with 100% certainty that one will show their whole ass. ($35, Fashion Nova) This is basically what a sexy jellyfish would wear if it turned into a human, and I’m here for it. ($70, Fashion Nova) I really respect this — you think you’re going to get an entirely sheer top, but NO — opaque boob-straps with a mesh cleavage rectangle in the center. Ingenious. ($55, Fashion Nova) This dress is a standard mini in the front, then totally open in the back, with a BONUS butt-to-thigh cutout running down one side. 3/4 of this dress is not even HERE, and that’s why it’s a winner. ($30, Fashion Nova) I don’t know why this feels like a sexy OSHA inspector Halloween costume, but it does. ($25, Fashion Nova) This may or may not be two sports bandages tied at the sides. ($50, Fashion Nova) Fashion Nova is like a magic eye book — eventually your brain just sort of accepts what you’re seeing. Like, sheer Versace curtains ties around the neck? Sure, why not. ($20, Fashion Nova) If you’re sick of wearing your assless chaps and thong underwear separately, these are the all-in-one pleather bootcut product you’ve been waiting for. ($23, Fashion Nova) The only thing standing between this dress and full labial reveal is a zipper, OK? ($40, Fashion Nova) The fact that this isn’t lingerie ASTOUNDS me. ($35, Fashion Nova) It’s low-cut in the front, has a short skirt, is backless, AND has a hip-high side-slit. Truly revolutionary in the field of committed nudery. ($28, Fashion Nova) Listen. I’m an elder Goth. I NEVER met a superfluous buckle I didn’t like. But even I am staring at these pants like “Who authorized this transaction?” ($60, Fashion Nova) Two very sexy silk scarves came to life and made a very seductive baby. I feel like this is what Captain Kirk would wear if he had to disguise himself as a woman in “Star Trek.” Do not @ me. ($35, Fashion Nova) What does one look at first — the horizontal fringe revealing hints of ass skin? The thong-style elastic straps? Somehow this isn’t a swimsuit, and I do not understand. ($50, Fashion Nova) I mean, YES half of this skirt allows your entire thigh to be visible. But the OTHER side of this skirt is enclosed. So really, only 1/3 of this skirt is missing. ($45, Fashion Nova) I love the tension between “neon green fishnet boob tube with sewn-in pasties” and “best make it long-sleeved.” Truly. This delights me. ($18, Fashion Nova) These “pants” are absolutely inexplicable. All I can do is salute the commitment to unexpected nudity ($49, Fashion Nova). ($50, Fashion Nova) SHOUTING. CRYING. SWEATING IN THE LABIAL AREA. Though they may only be clothing in the broadest sense of the word, this underwear with side-ties is actually a pair of shorts made out of PVC. That’s plastic, friends. I need to go lay down. You win again, Fashion Nova. ($32, Fashion Nova)
