Check out this hilarious list of things other parents admit to saying just to avoid using bad words in front of their kids. Us parents are pretty flipping amazing, for fox sake.
3. Schmaltz! (aka st)
4. Holy guacamole!
7. I curse in front of [my kids] but on the occasion I remember in front of other people’s kids, I use “oh, sugar snaps!”
8. [My daughter] came up with “jingledarnit” as an alternative to swearing when we talked about it.
11. Razzle-frazzit! (Came from an old Looney Tunes)
12. I say, “Oh coconuts,” though I think I stole that from Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
15. Sugar pie (in place of sht).
16. Nuckin futs!
19. Hockey Sticks! (for Hell)
20. Ish! (for sht)
23. Friggers! (for fers)
24. Oh pickles! (for Oh sh*t)
25. Fudge ripple ice cream!
title: “25 Fake Swears Parents Use In Front Of The Kids” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-03” author: “Sarah Grant”
Check out this hilarious list of things other parents admit to saying just to avoid using bad words in front of their kids. Us parents are pretty flipping amazing, for fox sake.
3. Schmaltz! (aka st)
4. Holy guacamole!
7. I curse in front of [my kids] but on the occasion I remember in front of other people’s kids, I use “oh, sugar snaps!”
8. [My daughter] came up with “jingledarnit” as an alternative to swearing when we talked about it.
11. Razzle-frazzit! (Came from an old Looney Tunes)
12. I say, “Oh coconuts,” though I think I stole that from Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
15. Sugar pie (in place of sht).
16. Nuckin futs!
19. Hockey Sticks! (for Hell)
20. Ish! (for sht)
23. Friggers! (for fers)
24. Oh pickles! (for Oh sh*t)
25. Fudge ripple ice cream!
title: “25 Fake Swears Parents Use In Front Of The Kids” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-18” author: “Denise Gray”
Check out this hilarious list of things other parents admit to saying just to avoid using bad words in front of their kids. Us parents are pretty flipping amazing, for fox sake.
3. Schmaltz! (aka st)
4. Holy guacamole!
7. I curse in front of [my kids] but on the occasion I remember in front of other people’s kids, I use “oh, sugar snaps!”
8. [My daughter] came up with “jingledarnit” as an alternative to swearing when we talked about it.
11. Razzle-frazzit! (Came from an old Looney Tunes)
12. I say, “Oh coconuts,” though I think I stole that from Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
15. Sugar pie (in place of sht).
16. Nuckin futs!
19. Hockey Sticks! (for Hell)
20. Ish! (for sht)
23. Friggers! (for fers)
24. Oh pickles! (for Oh sh*t)
25. Fudge ripple ice cream!
title: “25 Fake Swears Parents Use In Front Of The Kids” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-09” author: “Megan Williams”
Check out this hilarious list of things other parents admit to saying just to avoid using bad words in front of their kids. Us parents are pretty flipping amazing, for fox sake.
3. Schmaltz! (aka st)
4. Holy guacamole!
7. I curse in front of [my kids] but on the occasion I remember in front of other people’s kids, I use “oh, sugar snaps!”
8. [My daughter] came up with “jingledarnit” as an alternative to swearing when we talked about it.
11. Razzle-frazzit! (Came from an old Looney Tunes)
12. I say, “Oh coconuts,” though I think I stole that from Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
15. Sugar pie (in place of sht).
16. Nuckin futs!
19. Hockey Sticks! (for Hell)
20. Ish! (for sht)
23. Friggers! (for fers)
24. Oh pickles! (for Oh sh*t)
25. Fudge ripple ice cream!
title: “25 Fake Swears Parents Use In Front Of The Kids” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-16” author: “Lise Smith”
Check out this hilarious list of things other parents admit to saying just to avoid using bad words in front of their kids. Us parents are pretty flipping amazing, for fox sake.
3. Schmaltz! (aka st)
4. Holy guacamole!
7. I curse in front of [my kids] but on the occasion I remember in front of other people’s kids, I use “oh, sugar snaps!”
8. [My daughter] came up with “jingledarnit” as an alternative to swearing when we talked about it.
11. Razzle-frazzit! (Came from an old Looney Tunes)
12. I say, “Oh coconuts,” though I think I stole that from Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
15. Sugar pie (in place of sht).
16. Nuckin futs!
19. Hockey Sticks! (for Hell)
20. Ish! (for sht)
23. Friggers! (for fers)
24. Oh pickles! (for Oh sh*t)
25. Fudge ripple ice cream!
title: “25 Fake Swears Parents Use In Front Of The Kids” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-19” author: “Jenette Bell”
Check out this hilarious list of things other parents admit to saying just to avoid using bad words in front of their kids. Us parents are pretty flipping amazing, for fox sake.
3. Schmaltz! (aka st)
4. Holy guacamole!
7. I curse in front of [my kids] but on the occasion I remember in front of other people’s kids, I use “oh, sugar snaps!”
8. [My daughter] came up with “jingledarnit” as an alternative to swearing when we talked about it.
11. Razzle-frazzit! (Came from an old Looney Tunes)
12. I say, “Oh coconuts,” though I think I stole that from Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
15. Sugar pie (in place of sht).
16. Nuckin futs!
19. Hockey Sticks! (for Hell)
20. Ish! (for sht)
23. Friggers! (for fers)
24. Oh pickles! (for Oh sh*t)
25. Fudge ripple ice cream!
title: “25 Fake Swears Parents Use In Front Of The Kids” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-05” author: “Bennie Parsons”
Check out this hilarious list of things other parents admit to saying just to avoid using bad words in front of their kids. Us parents are pretty flipping amazing, for fox sake.
3. Schmaltz! (aka st)
4. Holy guacamole!
7. I curse in front of [my kids] but on the occasion I remember in front of other people’s kids, I use “oh, sugar snaps!”
8. [My daughter] came up with “jingledarnit” as an alternative to swearing when we talked about it.
11. Razzle-frazzit! (Came from an old Looney Tunes)
12. I say, “Oh coconuts,” though I think I stole that from Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
15. Sugar pie (in place of sht).
16. Nuckin futs!
19. Hockey Sticks! (for Hell)
20. Ish! (for sht)
23. Friggers! (for fers)
24. Oh pickles! (for Oh sh*t)
25. Fudge ripple ice cream!
