On second thought, let’s. Suddenly started using completely immature, positively ridiculous terms for “pee” and “poo” once you had a kid? You’re not alone! Here are 25 alternative potty words real families use. And, it’s okay. Even though you’re an adult, you can laugh. Alternatives for poop (which is the scientific term, you know):
- Brown stuff
- Butterscotch — “Because I got a butterscotch every time I went when I was little.”
- Caca
- Da Businesses
- Potty foods
- Play-Doh
- Poops
- Witches’ poo — for, um, non-solid bowel movements
- Poopers
- Poop-a-doop
- Potty animals
- Doodie
- Doo doo
- Dookie
- Poo poo balls Alternatives for pee:
- Peeps — Note: FOUR people polled use, or used, this term
- Tinkies
- Tinkers
- Wee-wee
- Piddles
- Make water
- One-ies — “This stemmed from ’number one.'”
- “My daughter used to say she needed to go potty ‘from her front butt.’”
- “Do like Jackson” — This stemmed from a little girl seeing her dog, Jackson, go to the bathroom.
- Psssssss — Note: “Not ‘piss,’ but the noise pee makes when it comes out.” What funny words do your kids, or you, have for pee and poo? Image via thejbird/Flickr
title: “25 Creative Potty Words Parents Kids Have Come Up With For Pee Poop " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-11” author: “Nicole Serbus”
On second thought, let’s. Suddenly started using completely immature, positively ridiculous terms for “pee” and “poo” once you had a kid? You’re not alone! Here are 25 alternative potty words real families use. And, it’s okay. Even though you’re an adult, you can laugh. Alternatives for poop (which is the scientific term, you know):
- Brown stuff
- Butterscotch — “Because I got a butterscotch every time I went when I was little.”
- Caca
- Da Businesses
- Potty foods
- Play-Doh
- Poops
- Witches’ poo — for, um, non-solid bowel movements
- Poopers
- Poop-a-doop
- Potty animals
- Doodie
- Doo doo
- Dookie
- Poo poo balls Alternatives for pee:
- Peeps — Note: FOUR people polled use, or used, this term
- Tinkies
- Tinkers
- Wee-wee
- Piddles
- Make water
- One-ies — “This stemmed from ’number one.’”
- “My daughter used to say she needed to go potty ‘from her front butt.’”
- “Do like Jackson” — This stemmed from a little girl seeing her dog, Jackson, go to the bathroom.
- Psssssss — Note: “Not ‘piss,’ but the noise pee makes when it comes out.” What funny words do your kids, or you, have for pee and poo? Image via thejbird/Flickr
title: “25 Creative Potty Words Parents Kids Have Come Up With For Pee Poop " ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-24” author: “Laura Dieguez”
On second thought, let’s. Suddenly started using completely immature, positively ridiculous terms for “pee” and “poo” once you had a kid? You’re not alone! Here are 25 alternative potty words real families use. And, it’s okay. Even though you’re an adult, you can laugh. Alternatives for poop (which is the scientific term, you know):
- Brown stuff
- Butterscotch — “Because I got a butterscotch every time I went when I was little.”
- Caca
- Da Businesses
- Potty foods
- Play-Doh
- Poops
- Witches’ poo — for, um, non-solid bowel movements
- Poopers
- Poop-a-doop
- Potty animals
- Doodie
- Doo doo
- Dookie
- Poo poo balls Alternatives for pee:
- Peeps — Note: FOUR people polled use, or used, this term
- Tinkies
- Tinkers
- Wee-wee
- Piddles
- Make water
- One-ies — “This stemmed from ’number one.’”
- “My daughter used to say she needed to go potty ‘from her front butt.’”
- “Do like Jackson” — This stemmed from a little girl seeing her dog, Jackson, go to the bathroom.
- Psssssss — Note: “Not ‘piss,’ but the noise pee makes when it comes out.” What funny words do your kids, or you, have for pee and poo? Image via thejbird/Flickr
title: “25 Creative Potty Words Parents Kids Have Come Up With For Pee Poop " ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-17” author: “Michael Spradling”
On second thought, let’s. Suddenly started using completely immature, positively ridiculous terms for “pee” and “poo” once you had a kid? You’re not alone! Here are 25 alternative potty words real families use. And, it’s okay. Even though you’re an adult, you can laugh. Alternatives for poop (which is the scientific term, you know):
- Brown stuff
- Butterscotch — “Because I got a butterscotch every time I went when I was little.”
- Caca
- Da Businesses
- Potty foods
- Play-Doh
- Poops
- Witches’ poo — for, um, non-solid bowel movements
- Poopers
- Poop-a-doop
- Potty animals
- Doodie
- Doo doo
- Dookie
- Poo poo balls Alternatives for pee:
- Peeps — Note: FOUR people polled use, or used, this term
- Tinkies
- Tinkers
- Wee-wee
- Piddles
- Make water
- One-ies — “This stemmed from ’number one.’”
- “My daughter used to say she needed to go potty ‘from her front butt.’”
- “Do like Jackson” — This stemmed from a little girl seeing her dog, Jackson, go to the bathroom.
- Psssssss — Note: “Not ‘piss,’ but the noise pee makes when it comes out.” What funny words do your kids, or you, have for pee and poo? Image via thejbird/Flickr
title: “25 Creative Potty Words Parents Kids Have Come Up With For Pee Poop " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-22” author: “Steven Rakowski”
On second thought, let’s. Suddenly started using completely immature, positively ridiculous terms for “pee” and “poo” once you had a kid? You’re not alone! Here are 25 alternative potty words real families use. And, it’s okay. Even though you’re an adult, you can laugh. Alternatives for poop (which is the scientific term, you know):
- Brown stuff
- Butterscotch — “Because I got a butterscotch every time I went when I was little.”
- Caca
- Da Businesses
- Potty foods
- Play-Doh
- Poops
- Witches’ poo — for, um, non-solid bowel movements
- Poopers
- Poop-a-doop
- Potty animals
- Doodie
- Doo doo
- Dookie
- Poo poo balls Alternatives for pee:
- Peeps — Note: FOUR people polled use, or used, this term
- Tinkies
- Tinkers
- Wee-wee
- Piddles
- Make water
- One-ies — “This stemmed from ’number one.’”
- “My daughter used to say she needed to go potty ‘from her front butt.’”
- “Do like Jackson” — This stemmed from a little girl seeing her dog, Jackson, go to the bathroom.
- Psssssss — Note: “Not ‘piss,’ but the noise pee makes when it comes out.” What funny words do your kids, or you, have for pee and poo? Image via thejbird/Flickr
title: “25 Creative Potty Words Parents Kids Have Come Up With For Pee Poop " ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-02” author: “Holly Kyser”
On second thought, let’s. Suddenly started using completely immature, positively ridiculous terms for “pee” and “poo” once you had a kid? You’re not alone! Here are 25 alternative potty words real families use. And, it’s okay. Even though you’re an adult, you can laugh. Alternatives for poop (which is the scientific term, you know):
- Brown stuff
- Butterscotch — “Because I got a butterscotch every time I went when I was little.”
- Caca
- Da Businesses
- Potty foods
- Play-Doh
- Poops
- Witches’ poo — for, um, non-solid bowel movements
- Poopers
- Poop-a-doop
- Potty animals
- Doodie
- Doo doo
- Dookie
- Poo poo balls Alternatives for pee:
- Peeps — Note: FOUR people polled use, or used, this term
- Tinkies
- Tinkers
- Wee-wee
- Piddles
- Make water
- One-ies — “This stemmed from ’number one.’”
- “My daughter used to say she needed to go potty ‘from her front butt.’”
- “Do like Jackson” — This stemmed from a little girl seeing her dog, Jackson, go to the bathroom.
- Psssssss — Note: “Not ‘piss,’ but the noise pee makes when it comes out.” What funny words do your kids, or you, have for pee and poo? Image via thejbird/Flickr
