24 Popular Kids Movies With Naughty Adult Jokes

In fact, did you know countless kids’ movies actually have adult jokes? From Toy Story to Shrek, these family-friendly flicks are littered with cheeky puns and some NSFK (not safe for kids) jokes. So parents, heed this warning before you turn on the following movies. And good luck trying to explain to the kids why you’re cackling uncontrollably at the “Piston Cups” joke. Snort. Did you catch #12 when you watched it? Image via Walt Disney Studios Little known fact: “snozberry” is actually slang for the tip of a man’s, ahem, member. Alright, maybe we have a dirty mind, but it’s so obvious. More from The Stir: 11 Beloved Nursery Rhymes That Kids Should Never Hear Shrek: “Maybe he’s compensating for something…?” Ba-dum-tshhhhh! But sure, you really go there for the wings. “Dad, you’re flying!” “It’s ok. I’m used to it. I lived through the ’60s.” There’s a quick drug warning for you kids! Translation: Leave the kids with a babysitter, gets some time along, maybe a little sumtin, sumtin. Excitement, indeed. Hamm: Uhh,. I don’t think those were Lincoln Logs. Spoiler alert: Lincoln Logs = poop. More from The Stir: 15 Unintentionally Hilarious & Inappropriate Kid Drawings (PHOTOS) Mmhmm, we’re sure… See it? Take the first letter of each word, and you’ll realize that particular part of the movie is not-so-PG-rated. In another scene, two female cars flash their headlights at Lightning McQueen, mimicking a quick chest flash. Yes, please explain why you were “sticking [your] bumper” there, please1 You might know, but never admit it. But now is not the time to have the talk. Nothing like a little honeymoon sex humor to really lighten the mood with your 5-year-old, right? More from The Stir: 15 Unintentionally Hilarious Letters From Kids to Santa For anyone who didn’t pay attention in English class, Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father so he could marry his mother. Yes, that’s exactly how the story goes. You have to love an erectile dysfunction joke, huh? Shrimp: “Does anyone realize we are swimming in our own –” Star fish: “__Sh__hhh! It’s him!” You see what they did there? Excuse us while we cringe. More from The Stir: 20 Priceless Kid Quotes That’ll Inspire You to Record Your Little Ones Think about it, think about it, think about it… There it is! Cough, the bedroom, cough. How many kids got that one?

title: “24 Popular Kids Movies With Naughty Adult Jokes” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-09” author: “John Beckett”

In fact, did you know countless kids’ movies actually have adult jokes? From Toy Story to Shrek, these family-friendly flicks are littered with cheeky puns and some NSFK (not safe for kids) jokes. So parents, heed this warning before you turn on the following movies. And good luck trying to explain to the kids why you’re cackling uncontrollably at the “Piston Cups” joke. Snort. Did you catch #12 when you watched it? Image via Walt Disney Studios Little known fact: “snozberry” is actually slang for the tip of a man’s, ahem, member. Alright, maybe we have a dirty mind, but it’s so obvious. More from The Stir: 11 Beloved Nursery Rhymes That Kids Should Never Hear Shrek: “Maybe he’s compensating for something…?” Ba-dum-tshhhhh! But sure, you really go there for the wings. “Dad, you’re flying!” “It’s ok. I’m used to it. I lived through the ’60s.” There’s a quick drug warning for you kids! Translation: Leave the kids with a babysitter, gets some time along, maybe a little sumtin, sumtin. Excitement, indeed. Hamm: Uhh,. I don’t think those were Lincoln Logs. Spoiler alert: Lincoln Logs = poop. More from The Stir: 15 Unintentionally Hilarious & Inappropriate Kid Drawings (PHOTOS) Mmhmm, we’re sure… See it? Take the first letter of each word, and you’ll realize that particular part of the movie is not-so-PG-rated. In another scene, two female cars flash their headlights at Lightning McQueen, mimicking a quick chest flash. Yes, please explain why you were “sticking [your] bumper” there, please1 You might know, but never admit it. But now is not the time to have the talk. Nothing like a little honeymoon sex humor to really lighten the mood with your 5-year-old, right? More from The Stir: 15 Unintentionally Hilarious Letters From Kids to Santa For anyone who didn’t pay attention in English class, Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father so he could marry his mother. Yes, that’s exactly how the story goes. You have to love an erectile dysfunction joke, huh? Shrimp: “Does anyone realize we are swimming in our own –” Star fish: “__Sh__hhh! It’s him!” You see what they did there? Excuse us while we cringe. More from The Stir: 20 Priceless Kid Quotes That’ll Inspire You to Record Your Little Ones Think about it, think about it, think about it… There it is! Cough, the bedroom, cough. How many kids got that one?

title: “24 Popular Kids Movies With Naughty Adult Jokes” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-04” author: “Mark Adamczyk”

In fact, did you know countless kids’ movies actually have adult jokes? From Toy Story to Shrek, these family-friendly flicks are littered with cheeky puns and some NSFK (not safe for kids) jokes. So parents, heed this warning before you turn on the following movies. And good luck trying to explain to the kids why you’re cackling uncontrollably at the “Piston Cups” joke. Snort. Did you catch #12 when you watched it? Image via Walt Disney Studios Little known fact: “snozberry” is actually slang for the tip of a man’s, ahem, member. Alright, maybe we have a dirty mind, but it’s so obvious. More from The Stir: 11 Beloved Nursery Rhymes That Kids Should Never Hear Shrek: “Maybe he’s compensating for something…?” Ba-dum-tshhhhh! But sure, you really go there for the wings. “Dad, you’re flying!” “It’s ok. I’m used to it. I lived through the ’60s.” There’s a quick drug warning for you kids! Translation: Leave the kids with a babysitter, gets some time along, maybe a little sumtin, sumtin. Excitement, indeed. Hamm: Uhh,. I don’t think those were Lincoln Logs. Spoiler alert: Lincoln Logs = poop. More from The Stir: 15 Unintentionally Hilarious & Inappropriate Kid Drawings (PHOTOS) Mmhmm, we’re sure… See it? Take the first letter of each word, and you’ll realize that particular part of the movie is not-so-PG-rated. In another scene, two female cars flash their headlights at Lightning McQueen, mimicking a quick chest flash. Yes, please explain why you were “sticking [your] bumper” there, please1 You might know, but never admit it. But now is not the time to have the talk. Nothing like a little honeymoon sex humor to really lighten the mood with your 5-year-old, right? More from The Stir: 15 Unintentionally Hilarious Letters From Kids to Santa For anyone who didn’t pay attention in English class, Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father so he could marry his mother. Yes, that’s exactly how the story goes. You have to love an erectile dysfunction joke, huh? Shrimp: “Does anyone realize we are swimming in our own –” Star fish: “__Sh__hhh! It’s him!” You see what they did there? Excuse us while we cringe. More from The Stir: 20 Priceless Kid Quotes That’ll Inspire You to Record Your Little Ones Think about it, think about it, think about it… There it is! Cough, the bedroom, cough. How many kids got that one?

title: “24 Popular Kids Movies With Naughty Adult Jokes” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-12” author: “Ferdinand Jorgensen”

In fact, did you know countless kids’ movies actually have adult jokes? From Toy Story to Shrek, these family-friendly flicks are littered with cheeky puns and some NSFK (not safe for kids) jokes. So parents, heed this warning before you turn on the following movies. And good luck trying to explain to the kids why you’re cackling uncontrollably at the “Piston Cups” joke. Snort. Did you catch #12 when you watched it? Image via Walt Disney Studios Little known fact: “snozberry” is actually slang for the tip of a man’s, ahem, member. Alright, maybe we have a dirty mind, but it’s so obvious. More from The Stir: 11 Beloved Nursery Rhymes That Kids Should Never Hear Shrek: “Maybe he’s compensating for something…?” Ba-dum-tshhhhh! But sure, you really go there for the wings. “Dad, you’re flying!” “It’s ok. I’m used to it. I lived through the ’60s.” There’s a quick drug warning for you kids! Translation: Leave the kids with a babysitter, gets some time along, maybe a little sumtin, sumtin. Excitement, indeed. Hamm: Uhh,. I don’t think those were Lincoln Logs. Spoiler alert: Lincoln Logs = poop. More from The Stir: 15 Unintentionally Hilarious & Inappropriate Kid Drawings (PHOTOS) Mmhmm, we’re sure… See it? Take the first letter of each word, and you’ll realize that particular part of the movie is not-so-PG-rated. In another scene, two female cars flash their headlights at Lightning McQueen, mimicking a quick chest flash. Yes, please explain why you were “sticking [your] bumper” there, please1 You might know, but never admit it. But now is not the time to have the talk. Nothing like a little honeymoon sex humor to really lighten the mood with your 5-year-old, right? More from The Stir: 15 Unintentionally Hilarious Letters From Kids to Santa For anyone who didn’t pay attention in English class, Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father so he could marry his mother. Yes, that’s exactly how the story goes. You have to love an erectile dysfunction joke, huh? Shrimp: “Does anyone realize we are swimming in our own –” Star fish: “__Sh__hhh! It’s him!” You see what they did there? Excuse us while we cringe. More from The Stir: 20 Priceless Kid Quotes That’ll Inspire You to Record Your Little Ones Think about it, think about it, think about it… There it is! Cough, the bedroom, cough. How many kids got that one?

title: “24 Popular Kids Movies With Naughty Adult Jokes” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-05” author: “Colleen White”

In fact, did you know countless kids’ movies actually have adult jokes? From Toy Story to Shrek, these family-friendly flicks are littered with cheeky puns and some NSFK (not safe for kids) jokes. So parents, heed this warning before you turn on the following movies. And good luck trying to explain to the kids why you’re cackling uncontrollably at the “Piston Cups” joke. Snort. Did you catch #12 when you watched it? Image via Walt Disney Studios Little known fact: “snozberry” is actually slang for the tip of a man’s, ahem, member. Alright, maybe we have a dirty mind, but it’s so obvious. More from The Stir: 11 Beloved Nursery Rhymes That Kids Should Never Hear Shrek: “Maybe he’s compensating for something…?” Ba-dum-tshhhhh! But sure, you really go there for the wings. “Dad, you’re flying!” “It’s ok. I’m used to it. I lived through the ’60s.” There’s a quick drug warning for you kids! Translation: Leave the kids with a babysitter, gets some time along, maybe a little sumtin, sumtin. Excitement, indeed. Hamm: Uhh,. I don’t think those were Lincoln Logs. Spoiler alert: Lincoln Logs = poop. More from The Stir: 15 Unintentionally Hilarious & Inappropriate Kid Drawings (PHOTOS) Mmhmm, we’re sure… See it? Take the first letter of each word, and you’ll realize that particular part of the movie is not-so-PG-rated. In another scene, two female cars flash their headlights at Lightning McQueen, mimicking a quick chest flash. Yes, please explain why you were “sticking [your] bumper” there, please1 You might know, but never admit it. But now is not the time to have the talk. Nothing like a little honeymoon sex humor to really lighten the mood with your 5-year-old, right? More from The Stir: 15 Unintentionally Hilarious Letters From Kids to Santa For anyone who didn’t pay attention in English class, Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father so he could marry his mother. Yes, that’s exactly how the story goes. You have to love an erectile dysfunction joke, huh? Shrimp: “Does anyone realize we are swimming in our own –” Star fish: “__Sh__hhh! It’s him!” You see what they did there? Excuse us while we cringe. More from The Stir: 20 Priceless Kid Quotes That’ll Inspire You to Record Your Little Ones Think about it, think about it, think about it… There it is! Cough, the bedroom, cough. How many kids got that one?