Here, 20 things your child will never (ever!) have to worry about:
- Calling a friend and getting a busy signal.
- Worrying that if they’re not at home, in front of the TV, at exactly 7 p.m. on a Thursday night, they’ll miss an episode of their favorite sitcom — forever.
- Having to share the very back of a station wagon with their siblings and arguing over who’s stretched out more.
- A VCR suddenly eating their favorite tape.
- Going to Blockbuster only to find out that the video they really wanted to watch is all rented out.
- Losing track of their friends at the mall and having no clue how to find them again.
- Hanging out at the mall.
- Not instantly knowing the answer to any question.
- Having to trade out their ugly tan M&M’s.
- Losing their fave mix tape because they left it in the cassette deck of their car on a freezing cold day. (Sniff!) More From The Stir: 25 Things All Moms Say to Their Kids Sooner or Later
- Having a sore shoulder because they’ve been carrying around a Boombox all day.
- Learning the Macarena.
- Doing research by going to the library, looking in the card catalog, and crossing their fingers that the book they need is actually on the shelf.
- Wanting to have a private conversation on the phone, but the cord won’t reach into another room!
- Getting lost while driving.
- Having no clue what happened to friends after they move away.
- Waiting agonizingly long days for pictures to be developed at the FotoMat. More From The Stir: 20 Things Moms Say (& What Their Kids Hear)
- Being so late for a flight that they have to run right up to the departure gate (with friends and family members in tow).
- Cigarettes being super-cool.
- Slathering themselves with baby oil and getting a wicked bad sunburn because “that’s the only way to get tan.” What other things do kids today (luckily!) no longer have to worry about? Image © iStock.com/JBryson
title: “20 Things Kids Today Will Never Have To Worry About” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-10” author: “Gerard Dillard”
Here, 20 things your child will never (ever!) have to worry about:
- Calling a friend and getting a busy signal.
- Worrying that if they’re not at home, in front of the TV, at exactly 7 p.m. on a Thursday night, they’ll miss an episode of their favorite sitcom — forever.
- Having to share the very back of a station wagon with their siblings and arguing over who’s stretched out more.
- A VCR suddenly eating their favorite tape.
- Going to Blockbuster only to find out that the video they really wanted to watch is all rented out.
- Losing track of their friends at the mall and having no clue how to find them again.
- Hanging out at the mall.
- Not instantly knowing the answer to any question.
- Having to trade out their ugly tan M&M’s.
- Losing their fave mix tape because they left it in the cassette deck of their car on a freezing cold day. (Sniff!) More From The Stir: 25 Things All Moms Say to Their Kids Sooner or Later
- Having a sore shoulder because they’ve been carrying around a Boombox all day.
- Learning the Macarena.
- Doing research by going to the library, looking in the card catalog, and crossing their fingers that the book they need is actually on the shelf.
- Wanting to have a private conversation on the phone, but the cord won’t reach into another room!
- Getting lost while driving.
- Having no clue what happened to friends after they move away.
- Waiting agonizingly long days for pictures to be developed at the FotoMat. More From The Stir: 20 Things Moms Say (& What Their Kids Hear)
- Being so late for a flight that they have to run right up to the departure gate (with friends and family members in tow).
- Cigarettes being super-cool.
- Slathering themselves with baby oil and getting a wicked bad sunburn because “that’s the only way to get tan.” What other things do kids today (luckily!) no longer have to worry about? Image © iStock.com/JBryson
title: “20 Things Kids Today Will Never Have To Worry About” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-29” author: “William Miller”
Here, 20 things your child will never (ever!) have to worry about:
- Calling a friend and getting a busy signal.
- Worrying that if they’re not at home, in front of the TV, at exactly 7 p.m. on a Thursday night, they’ll miss an episode of their favorite sitcom — forever.
- Having to share the very back of a station wagon with their siblings and arguing over who’s stretched out more.
- A VCR suddenly eating their favorite tape.
- Going to Blockbuster only to find out that the video they really wanted to watch is all rented out.
- Losing track of their friends at the mall and having no clue how to find them again.
- Hanging out at the mall.
- Not instantly knowing the answer to any question.
- Having to trade out their ugly tan M&M’s.
- Losing their fave mix tape because they left it in the cassette deck of their car on a freezing cold day. (Sniff!) More From The Stir: 25 Things All Moms Say to Their Kids Sooner or Later
- Having a sore shoulder because they’ve been carrying around a Boombox all day.
- Learning the Macarena.
- Doing research by going to the library, looking in the card catalog, and crossing their fingers that the book they need is actually on the shelf.
- Wanting to have a private conversation on the phone, but the cord won’t reach into another room!
- Getting lost while driving.
- Having no clue what happened to friends after they move away.
- Waiting agonizingly long days for pictures to be developed at the FotoMat. More From The Stir: 20 Things Moms Say (& What Their Kids Hear)
- Being so late for a flight that they have to run right up to the departure gate (with friends and family members in tow).
- Cigarettes being super-cool.
- Slathering themselves with baby oil and getting a wicked bad sunburn because “that’s the only way to get tan.” What other things do kids today (luckily!) no longer have to worry about? Image © iStock.com/JBryson
title: “20 Things Kids Today Will Never Have To Worry About” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-11” author: “Elizabeth Cota”
Here, 20 things your child will never (ever!) have to worry about:
- Calling a friend and getting a busy signal.
- Worrying that if they’re not at home, in front of the TV, at exactly 7 p.m. on a Thursday night, they’ll miss an episode of their favorite sitcom — forever.
- Having to share the very back of a station wagon with their siblings and arguing over who’s stretched out more.
- A VCR suddenly eating their favorite tape.
- Going to Blockbuster only to find out that the video they really wanted to watch is all rented out.
- Losing track of their friends at the mall and having no clue how to find them again.
- Hanging out at the mall.
- Not instantly knowing the answer to any question.
- Having to trade out their ugly tan M&M’s.
- Losing their fave mix tape because they left it in the cassette deck of their car on a freezing cold day. (Sniff!) More From The Stir: 25 Things All Moms Say to Their Kids Sooner or Later
- Having a sore shoulder because they’ve been carrying around a Boombox all day.
- Learning the Macarena.
- Doing research by going to the library, looking in the card catalog, and crossing their fingers that the book they need is actually on the shelf.
- Wanting to have a private conversation on the phone, but the cord won’t reach into another room!
- Getting lost while driving.
- Having no clue what happened to friends after they move away.
- Waiting agonizingly long days for pictures to be developed at the FotoMat. More From The Stir: 20 Things Moms Say (& What Their Kids Hear)
- Being so late for a flight that they have to run right up to the departure gate (with friends and family members in tow).
- Cigarettes being super-cool.
- Slathering themselves with baby oil and getting a wicked bad sunburn because “that’s the only way to get tan.” What other things do kids today (luckily!) no longer have to worry about? Image © iStock.com/JBryson
title: “20 Things Kids Today Will Never Have To Worry About” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-17” author: “Keith Robinson”
Here, 20 things your child will never (ever!) have to worry about:
- Calling a friend and getting a busy signal.
- Worrying that if they’re not at home, in front of the TV, at exactly 7 p.m. on a Thursday night, they’ll miss an episode of their favorite sitcom — forever.
- Having to share the very back of a station wagon with their siblings and arguing over who’s stretched out more.
- A VCR suddenly eating their favorite tape.
- Going to Blockbuster only to find out that the video they really wanted to watch is all rented out.
- Losing track of their friends at the mall and having no clue how to find them again.
- Hanging out at the mall.
- Not instantly knowing the answer to any question.
- Having to trade out their ugly tan M&M’s.
- Losing their fave mix tape because they left it in the cassette deck of their car on a freezing cold day. (Sniff!) More From The Stir: 25 Things All Moms Say to Their Kids Sooner or Later
- Having a sore shoulder because they’ve been carrying around a Boombox all day.
- Learning the Macarena.
- Doing research by going to the library, looking in the card catalog, and crossing their fingers that the book they need is actually on the shelf.
- Wanting to have a private conversation on the phone, but the cord won’t reach into another room!
- Getting lost while driving.
- Having no clue what happened to friends after they move away.
- Waiting agonizingly long days for pictures to be developed at the FotoMat. More From The Stir: 20 Things Moms Say (& What Their Kids Hear)
- Being so late for a flight that they have to run right up to the departure gate (with friends and family members in tow).
- Cigarettes being super-cool.
- Slathering themselves with baby oil and getting a wicked bad sunburn because “that’s the only way to get tan.” What other things do kids today (luckily!) no longer have to worry about? Image © iStock.com/JBryson
