They’re not an insult, or at least not in most cases, but they definitely evoke a certain imagine. Of course, it’s highly relative to the person attempting to put you in the crunchy camp. Sometimes a mere cloth diaper on your child will earn you the title, while with other crowds, you have to really crunch loudly to earn the badge. You may not even know you’re a crunchy mom. In case you’re wondering, here are 20 signs you probably are a crunchy mom.
3. Scoring raw milk is your idea of a thrill.
4. You and your husband haven’t slept alone in your bed since your first child was born.
7. You coordinate your wardrobe around wraps, slings, and other baby-wearing devices.
8. Your kids whip out kale chips at the playgroup while the other kids eat Oreos.
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11. You not only use cloth diapers, you make them (and wash them) yourself.
12. The only school for your kids is homeschool.
15. You have a composter, and you use it.
16. Your children aren’t vaccinated and never will be.
19. You use a menstrual cup.
20. You talk about transitioning your children into their own bed … about the time they’re ready to go to college.
