20 Moms Reveal The Weirdest Things In Their Purses Photos

We are moms now. Now, most days we are lugging 10 pounds of diapers, wipes, toys, and God knows what else. We asked 20 moms to open their purses and pull out the six weirdest items found within and the results are nothing short of hilarious. In honor of these moms, I also took it upon myself to write a haiku for each mom. Because nothing says poetry like finding a headlamp, stethoscope, and toy hammer you didn’t even know you owned. Enjoy the slideshow below: What crazy things have you found in your purse? Our take:
Hunger Games for TrainSmall Origami BunnyFor everything else. Our take: Kleenexes wipe noses Calendar keeps time while keys Jangle our stressed out mind. Our take: Lip balm heals all well But not the broken time piece That needs more than salve. Our take: Diego hurts ears Earplugs can’t make us forget But trying is fun Our take: Wrestlers can’t beat moms We brush teeth, give medicine Cut, paste, draw, repeat Our take: Only clowns like hammers That are made of black plastic Still, nice to have tools. Our take: Glasses make for fun With owls, hearts, felt, and barrettes Seuss would be quite proud. Our take: Moms can climb mountains With constipated robots But bubbles come first. Our take: Angry birds fill time Legal Seafoods fills bellies But caffeine fills mom. Our take:
Friend acting crazy?Diagnose her with this bookThen they’ll hate you. Our take:  No one works faster Working moms multitask well Pump, read, apply gloss. Our take: Mom thinks surfboard’s weird But daughter says it matters Carry all for love. Our take: I shot the sherriff With a puppy cheerleader My one accomplice. Our take: Poor Dora met fate Even glue could not amend The bulb will be worse. Our take: Health food and books Help to balance our mom guilt But candy helps more. Our take: Headlamps must light things The stethoscope amps up sound Motherhood dulls sense. Our take: Applying makeup In our home bathroom is gone Moms learn to make do. Our take: Between the tooth stick and the monkey in my purse Two kids are plenty. Our take: Fever Patch helps toMake sick kids better or justBust out the bubbles. Our take: Moms are MacGyver We can brush a dog’s teeth well While playing guitar.

title: “20 Moms Reveal The Weirdest Things In Their Purses Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-25” author: “Brian Vinci”

We are moms now. Now, most days we are lugging 10 pounds of diapers, wipes, toys, and God knows what else. We asked 20 moms to open their purses and pull out the six weirdest items found within and the results are nothing short of hilarious. In honor of these moms, I also took it upon myself to write a haiku for each mom. Because nothing says poetry like finding a headlamp, stethoscope, and toy hammer you didn’t even know you owned. Enjoy the slideshow below: What crazy things have you found in your purse? Our take:
Hunger Games for TrainSmall Origami BunnyFor everything else. Our take: Kleenexes wipe noses Calendar keeps time while keys Jangle our stressed out mind. Our take: Lip balm heals all well But not the broken time piece That needs more than salve. Our take: Diego hurts ears Earplugs can’t make us forget But trying is fun Our take: Wrestlers can’t beat moms We brush teeth, give medicine Cut, paste, draw, repeat Our take: Only clowns like hammers That are made of black plastic Still, nice to have tools. Our take: Glasses make for fun With owls, hearts, felt, and barrettes Seuss would be quite proud. Our take: Moms can climb mountains With constipated robots But bubbles come first. Our take: Angry birds fill time Legal Seafoods fills bellies But caffeine fills mom. Our take:
Friend acting crazy?Diagnose her with this bookThen they’ll hate you. Our take:  No one works faster Working moms multitask well Pump, read, apply gloss. Our take: Mom thinks surfboard’s weird But daughter says it matters Carry all for love. Our take: I shot the sherriff With a puppy cheerleader My one accomplice. Our take: Poor Dora met fate Even glue could not amend The bulb will be worse. Our take: Health food and books Help to balance our mom guilt But candy helps more. Our take: Headlamps must light things The stethoscope amps up sound Motherhood dulls sense. Our take: Applying makeup In our home bathroom is gone Moms learn to make do. Our take: Between the tooth stick and the monkey in my purse Two kids are plenty. Our take: Fever Patch helps toMake sick kids better or justBust out the bubbles. Our take: Moms are MacGyver We can brush a dog’s teeth well While playing guitar.

title: “20 Moms Reveal The Weirdest Things In Their Purses Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-06” author: “Pamela Mcgill”

We are moms now. Now, most days we are lugging 10 pounds of diapers, wipes, toys, and God knows what else. We asked 20 moms to open their purses and pull out the six weirdest items found within and the results are nothing short of hilarious. In honor of these moms, I also took it upon myself to write a haiku for each mom. Because nothing says poetry like finding a headlamp, stethoscope, and toy hammer you didn’t even know you owned. Enjoy the slideshow below: What crazy things have you found in your purse? Our take:
Hunger Games for TrainSmall Origami BunnyFor everything else. Our take: Kleenexes wipe noses Calendar keeps time while keys Jangle our stressed out mind. Our take: Lip balm heals all well But not the broken time piece That needs more than salve. Our take: Diego hurts ears Earplugs can’t make us forget But trying is fun Our take: Wrestlers can’t beat moms We brush teeth, give medicine Cut, paste, draw, repeat Our take: Only clowns like hammers That are made of black plastic Still, nice to have tools. Our take: Glasses make for fun With owls, hearts, felt, and barrettes Seuss would be quite proud. Our take: Moms can climb mountains With constipated robots But bubbles come first. Our take: Angry birds fill time Legal Seafoods fills bellies But caffeine fills mom. Our take:
Friend acting crazy?Diagnose her with this bookThen they’ll hate you. Our take:  No one works faster Working moms multitask well Pump, read, apply gloss. Our take: Mom thinks surfboard’s weird But daughter says it matters Carry all for love. Our take: I shot the sherriff With a puppy cheerleader My one accomplice. Our take: Poor Dora met fate Even glue could not amend The bulb will be worse. Our take: Health food and books Help to balance our mom guilt But candy helps more. Our take: Headlamps must light things The stethoscope amps up sound Motherhood dulls sense. Our take: Applying makeup In our home bathroom is gone Moms learn to make do. Our take: Between the tooth stick and the monkey in my purse Two kids are plenty. Our take: Fever Patch helps toMake sick kids better or justBust out the bubbles. Our take: Moms are MacGyver We can brush a dog’s teeth well While playing guitar.

title: “20 Moms Reveal The Weirdest Things In Their Purses Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-15” author: “Lan Crawford”

We are moms now. Now, most days we are lugging 10 pounds of diapers, wipes, toys, and God knows what else. We asked 20 moms to open their purses and pull out the six weirdest items found within and the results are nothing short of hilarious. In honor of these moms, I also took it upon myself to write a haiku for each mom. Because nothing says poetry like finding a headlamp, stethoscope, and toy hammer you didn’t even know you owned. Enjoy the slideshow below: What crazy things have you found in your purse? Our take:
Hunger Games for TrainSmall Origami BunnyFor everything else. Our take: Kleenexes wipe noses Calendar keeps time while keys Jangle our stressed out mind. Our take: Lip balm heals all well But not the broken time piece That needs more than salve. Our take: Diego hurts ears Earplugs can’t make us forget But trying is fun Our take: Wrestlers can’t beat moms We brush teeth, give medicine Cut, paste, draw, repeat Our take: Only clowns like hammers That are made of black plastic Still, nice to have tools. Our take: Glasses make for fun With owls, hearts, felt, and barrettes Seuss would be quite proud. Our take: Moms can climb mountains With constipated robots But bubbles come first. Our take: Angry birds fill time Legal Seafoods fills bellies But caffeine fills mom. Our take:
Friend acting crazy?Diagnose her with this bookThen they’ll hate you. Our take:  No one works faster Working moms multitask well Pump, read, apply gloss. Our take: Mom thinks surfboard’s weird But daughter says it matters Carry all for love. Our take: I shot the sherriff With a puppy cheerleader My one accomplice. Our take: Poor Dora met fate Even glue could not amend The bulb will be worse. Our take: Health food and books Help to balance our mom guilt But candy helps more. Our take: Headlamps must light things The stethoscope amps up sound Motherhood dulls sense. Our take: Applying makeup In our home bathroom is gone Moms learn to make do. Our take: Between the tooth stick and the monkey in my purse Two kids are plenty. Our take: Fever Patch helps toMake sick kids better or justBust out the bubbles. Our take: Moms are MacGyver We can brush a dog’s teeth well While playing guitar.

title: “20 Moms Reveal The Weirdest Things In Their Purses Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-27” author: “Vincent Craft”

We are moms now. Now, most days we are lugging 10 pounds of diapers, wipes, toys, and God knows what else. We asked 20 moms to open their purses and pull out the six weirdest items found within and the results are nothing short of hilarious. In honor of these moms, I also took it upon myself to write a haiku for each mom. Because nothing says poetry like finding a headlamp, stethoscope, and toy hammer you didn’t even know you owned. Enjoy the slideshow below: What crazy things have you found in your purse? Our take:
Hunger Games for TrainSmall Origami BunnyFor everything else. Our take: Kleenexes wipe noses Calendar keeps time while keys Jangle our stressed out mind. Our take: Lip balm heals all well But not the broken time piece That needs more than salve. Our take: Diego hurts ears Earplugs can’t make us forget But trying is fun Our take: Wrestlers can’t beat moms We brush teeth, give medicine Cut, paste, draw, repeat Our take: Only clowns like hammers That are made of black plastic Still, nice to have tools. Our take: Glasses make for fun With owls, hearts, felt, and barrettes Seuss would be quite proud. Our take: Moms can climb mountains With constipated robots But bubbles come first. Our take: Angry birds fill time Legal Seafoods fills bellies But caffeine fills mom. Our take:
Friend acting crazy?Diagnose her with this bookThen they’ll hate you. Our take:  No one works faster Working moms multitask well Pump, read, apply gloss. Our take: Mom thinks surfboard’s weird But daughter says it matters Carry all for love. Our take: I shot the sherriff With a puppy cheerleader My one accomplice. Our take: Poor Dora met fate Even glue could not amend The bulb will be worse. Our take: Health food and books Help to balance our mom guilt But candy helps more. Our take: Headlamps must light things The stethoscope amps up sound Motherhood dulls sense. Our take: Applying makeup In our home bathroom is gone Moms learn to make do. Our take: Between the tooth stick and the monkey in my purse Two kids are plenty. Our take: Fever Patch helps toMake sick kids better or justBust out the bubbles. Our take: Moms are MacGyver We can brush a dog’s teeth well While playing guitar.

title: “20 Moms Reveal The Weirdest Things In Their Purses Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-22” author: “Shaun Johnson”

We are moms now. Now, most days we are lugging 10 pounds of diapers, wipes, toys, and God knows what else. We asked 20 moms to open their purses and pull out the six weirdest items found within and the results are nothing short of hilarious. In honor of these moms, I also took it upon myself to write a haiku for each mom. Because nothing says poetry like finding a headlamp, stethoscope, and toy hammer you didn’t even know you owned. Enjoy the slideshow below: What crazy things have you found in your purse? Our take:
Hunger Games for TrainSmall Origami BunnyFor everything else. Our take: Kleenexes wipe noses Calendar keeps time while keys Jangle our stressed out mind. Our take: Lip balm heals all well But not the broken time piece That needs more than salve. Our take: Diego hurts ears Earplugs can’t make us forget But trying is fun Our take: Wrestlers can’t beat moms We brush teeth, give medicine Cut, paste, draw, repeat Our take: Only clowns like hammers That are made of black plastic Still, nice to have tools. Our take: Glasses make for fun With owls, hearts, felt, and barrettes Seuss would be quite proud. Our take: Moms can climb mountains With constipated robots But bubbles come first. Our take: Angry birds fill time Legal Seafoods fills bellies But caffeine fills mom. Our take:
Friend acting crazy?Diagnose her with this bookThen they’ll hate you. Our take:  No one works faster Working moms multitask well Pump, read, apply gloss. Our take: Mom thinks surfboard’s weird But daughter says it matters Carry all for love. Our take: I shot the sherriff With a puppy cheerleader My one accomplice. Our take: Poor Dora met fate Even glue could not amend The bulb will be worse. Our take: Health food and books Help to balance our mom guilt But candy helps more. Our take: Headlamps must light things The stethoscope amps up sound Motherhood dulls sense. Our take: Applying makeup In our home bathroom is gone Moms learn to make do. Our take: Between the tooth stick and the monkey in my purse Two kids are plenty. Our take: Fever Patch helps toMake sick kids better or justBust out the bubbles. Our take: Moms are MacGyver We can brush a dog’s teeth well While playing guitar.

title: “20 Moms Reveal The Weirdest Things In Their Purses Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-30” author: “William Vanochten”

We are moms now. Now, most days we are lugging 10 pounds of diapers, wipes, toys, and God knows what else. We asked 20 moms to open their purses and pull out the six weirdest items found within and the results are nothing short of hilarious. In honor of these moms, I also took it upon myself to write a haiku for each mom. Because nothing says poetry like finding a headlamp, stethoscope, and toy hammer you didn’t even know you owned. Enjoy the slideshow below: What crazy things have you found in your purse? Our take:
Hunger Games for TrainSmall Origami BunnyFor everything else. Our take: Kleenexes wipe noses Calendar keeps time while keys Jangle our stressed out mind. Our take: Lip balm heals all well But not the broken time piece That needs more than salve. Our take: Diego hurts ears Earplugs can’t make us forget But trying is fun Our take: Wrestlers can’t beat moms We brush teeth, give medicine Cut, paste, draw, repeat Our take: Only clowns like hammers That are made of black plastic Still, nice to have tools. Our take: Glasses make for fun With owls, hearts, felt, and barrettes Seuss would be quite proud. Our take: Moms can climb mountains With constipated robots But bubbles come first. Our take: Angry birds fill time Legal Seafoods fills bellies But caffeine fills mom. Our take:
Friend acting crazy?Diagnose her with this bookThen they’ll hate you. Our take:  No one works faster Working moms multitask well Pump, read, apply gloss. Our take: Mom thinks surfboard’s weird But daughter says it matters Carry all for love. Our take: I shot the sherriff With a puppy cheerleader My one accomplice. Our take: Poor Dora met fate Even glue could not amend The bulb will be worse. Our take: Health food and books Help to balance our mom guilt But candy helps more. Our take: Headlamps must light things The stethoscope amps up sound Motherhood dulls sense. Our take: Applying makeup In our home bathroom is gone Moms learn to make do. Our take: Between the tooth stick and the monkey in my purse Two kids are plenty. Our take: Fever Patch helps toMake sick kids better or justBust out the bubbles. Our take: Moms are MacGyver We can brush a dog’s teeth well While playing guitar.

title: “20 Moms Reveal The Weirdest Things In Their Purses Photos " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-03” author: “Jason Ligget”

We are moms now. Now, most days we are lugging 10 pounds of diapers, wipes, toys, and God knows what else. We asked 20 moms to open their purses and pull out the six weirdest items found within and the results are nothing short of hilarious. In honor of these moms, I also took it upon myself to write a haiku for each mom. Because nothing says poetry like finding a headlamp, stethoscope, and toy hammer you didn’t even know you owned. Enjoy the slideshow below: What crazy things have you found in your purse? Our take:
Hunger Games for TrainSmall Origami BunnyFor everything else. Our take: Kleenexes wipe noses Calendar keeps time while keys Jangle our stressed out mind. Our take: Lip balm heals all well But not the broken time piece That needs more than salve. Our take: Diego hurts ears Earplugs can’t make us forget But trying is fun Our take: Wrestlers can’t beat moms We brush teeth, give medicine Cut, paste, draw, repeat Our take: Only clowns like hammers That are made of black plastic Still, nice to have tools. Our take: Glasses make for fun With owls, hearts, felt, and barrettes Seuss would be quite proud. Our take: Moms can climb mountains With constipated robots But bubbles come first. Our take: Angry birds fill time Legal Seafoods fills bellies But caffeine fills mom. Our take:
Friend acting crazy?Diagnose her with this bookThen they’ll hate you. Our take:  No one works faster Working moms multitask well Pump, read, apply gloss. Our take: Mom thinks surfboard’s weird But daughter says it matters Carry all for love. Our take: I shot the sherriff With a puppy cheerleader My one accomplice. Our take: Poor Dora met fate Even glue could not amend The bulb will be worse. Our take: Health food and books Help to balance our mom guilt But candy helps more. Our take: Headlamps must light things The stethoscope amps up sound Motherhood dulls sense. Our take: Applying makeup In our home bathroom is gone Moms learn to make do. Our take: Between the tooth stick and the monkey in my purse Two kids are plenty. Our take: Fever Patch helps toMake sick kids better or justBust out the bubbles. Our take: Moms are MacGyver We can brush a dog’s teeth well While playing guitar.