Here, 20 creative (and funny!) ways for saying, “I’m on my period.” Enjoy! 3. T.O.M. (time of the month) is here. 6. The redcoats are coming. 9. The oven is in cleaning mode. 12. My “Bloody Buddy” is here. 15. Riding the cotton pony. 16. I have a visitor. 17. The storm has made landfall.