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Read on to get the real 411 on the care and keeping of a vagina. Because a girl only gets one!
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We do a lot of crazy things to our vaginas. We pull the hair from their skin (okay, that’s the vulva), use cheap toilet paper, and buy all sorts of unwarranted products in an attempt to make her smell better. But if we truly have our vagina’s best interest at heart, we need to know all the things she’d tell her owner if she weren’t a bit of a mute. That’s why we’ve put together this list of eight things we all NEED to do for her, and eight things we should probably NEVER, ever do (if we know what’s good for ourselves). It turns out that there IS an owner’s manual for this thing — and we’ve got the best tips and tricks.
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Read on to get the real 411 on the care and keeping of a vagina. Because a girl only gets one!
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Or, hell, just gaze at her in the mirror and appreciate her from time to time.
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Munimara/Shutterstock
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Or, hell, just gaze at her in the mirror and appreciate her from time to time.
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