It has been almost 30 years and I still remember my old substitute teacher, Mr. Morgan. He was the dream substitute teacher who arrived to my fourth grade classroom with a giant bag filled with candy. He quizzed us on different math problems and when we got questions right, he’d fling heaping handfuls of candy at the whole class. Needless to say, I remember that day as one of my best school days ever. But, as an adult, I now know that not every substitute teacher is going to be as well versed in the art of winning over fourth graders as Mr. Morgan was. Some substitutes are totally forgettable, downright awful, or even just way overwhelmed with a huge stack of lesson plans and a classroom full of kids who want to do anything but listen to them. More from CafeMom: Teacher’s Viral ‘Bread Trick’ Will Ensure Your Kids Never Forget to Wash Their Hands And then, there are the substitute teachers who leave kids with stories they’ll never forget. Some are happy memories, some are downright weird, but either way, it’s impossible to say these teachers didn’t have an effect on their students. We gathered 15 of the craziest sub stories kids have ever told their moms — and I have to say, some of these make the sugar buzz I got from Mr. Morgan seem pretty tame in comparison! More from CafeMom: 16 Seriously Funny Back-to-School Tweets From Parents Who Can’t Wait More from CafeMom: 25 Creative Lunch Box Ideas for Every School Day of the Month More from CafeMom: 11 Moms’ Hacks for Crazy Mornings When Everyone’s Running Late “Lady. Please don’t out Santa to a group of kids you don’t even know! Dang!” — Sarah F., Rochester, Minnesota
title: “15 Moms Share The Craziest Substitute Teacher Stories They Ve Heard From Their Kids” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-11” author: “Mary Askew”
It has been almost 30 years and I still remember my old substitute teacher, Mr. Morgan. He was the dream substitute teacher who arrived to my fourth grade classroom with a giant bag filled with candy. He quizzed us on different math problems and when we got questions right, he’d fling heaping handfuls of candy at the whole class. Needless to say, I remember that day as one of my best school days ever. But, as an adult, I now know that not every substitute teacher is going to be as well versed in the art of winning over fourth graders as Mr. Morgan was. Some substitutes are totally forgettable, downright awful, or even just way overwhelmed with a huge stack of lesson plans and a classroom full of kids who want to do anything but listen to them. More from CafeMom: Teacher’s Viral ‘Bread Trick’ Will Ensure Your Kids Never Forget to Wash Their Hands And then, there are the substitute teachers who leave kids with stories they’ll never forget. Some are happy memories, some are downright weird, but either way, it’s impossible to say these teachers didn’t have an effect on their students. We gathered 15 of the craziest sub stories kids have ever told their moms — and I have to say, some of these make the sugar buzz I got from Mr. Morgan seem pretty tame in comparison! More from CafeMom: 16 Seriously Funny Back-to-School Tweets From Parents Who Can’t Wait More from CafeMom: 25 Creative Lunch Box Ideas for Every School Day of the Month More from CafeMom: 11 Moms’ Hacks for Crazy Mornings When Everyone’s Running Late “Lady. Please don’t out Santa to a group of kids you don’t even know! Dang!” — Sarah F., Rochester, Minnesota
