Bitch — Girlfriend acting out? A bottle of this is all the reality check she needs.
Cleavage Creek — Notice something a little, ahem, augmented about your friend? Present her with a bottle of this. After all, there’s no better way to welcome the girls.
Fat Bastard — If your husband’s pudge is getting harder to hide, gift him a bottle of this to get the message across — just be sure he drinks no more than one glass!
Oops — Did you “by mistake” sleep with your best friend’s ex? Oops! Tell her wine is the best consolation prize.
Kiss Ridge — Are you or aren’t you with your best guy friend? Uncork the magic of this boozy delight, and let the night unfold from there.
Mad Housewife — Surely, you can find an excuse for this one.
Rude Boy/Rude Girl — If you need an explanation for this one, it’s time to put down the bottle.
Therapy — Friend going through a tough time? A little self-medication never hurt.
Pinot Evil — Is there someone who intimidates the living daylights out of you? Help them take the scary down a notch with this bold vino.
Little Black Dress — Birthday coming up? Sometimes the fellas need a little help when it comes to gift ideas. Don’t risk getting a crappy present — tell him what you really want.
Big Red Pecker — If you have an excuse for this one, then well done you!
Working Girl Wine — Congratulate your favorite pretty woman on a job well done.
Il Bastardo — Everyone knows one — or several.
Mommy’s Time Out — Do you know a stressed out mommy? Better yet, are you a stressed out mommy?
Cat’s Pee on a Gooseberry Bush — No excuse needed! It’s just fun to say. What’s your favorite wacky wine?
